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July 5, 2007

The Truth About Fug

Thandie Newton is hot. Her dress is fab. Her shoes are grand.

So it's really a shame about the tragic accident that ate her hands. At the very least, you'd think she'd go out and get herself a cool hook:

Also, Thandie, because you are British, maybe you don't know that the These Overly Long Sleeves Ate My Extremities look was pioneered and owned by one Jennifer Love Hewitt, circa her stint on Party of Five, which solely consisted of her pulling her sweater sleeves over her hands nervously and telling Bailey that she was really concerned about his drinking. And while God knows we are all about J.Lo.Hew and her false eyelashes around these parts, you're about ten years too late on this particular bandwagon. Push up them sleeves!

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A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?

Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.

Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!

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