Everybody! Head down to the pub! Drinks are on me! Zooey Deschanel IS NOT WEARING BLACK TIGHTS. I repeat, Zooey Deschanel IS NOT WEARING BLACK TIGHTS:
She seems to be saying, "And so I thought to myself, 'why NOT give fishnets a try?'"
To which I say, EXACTLY, Zooey, and bravo. Everybody loves a fishnet! And as a pale girl myself (this weekend, my neighbor tried to explain to me the concept of "a base tan." I countered by mentioning my family history of skin cancer and deep affection for dramatic sun hats and huge sunglasses), I feel quite strongly that more we see people running around with their naturally-hued legs sticking out of a mini (whatever that hue may be), the less likely it is that every single magazine in the world will decide to re-cycle that old Guide to Self-Tanner article each and every one of them runs every single June. WE KNOW. EXFOILIATE FIRST. GOD, enough already. And then we can concentrate on REAL issues, like how to get more volume in my hair.
PS: Zoo -- the dress looks cute, too, but it's hard to tell. I was just thinking yesterday that there comes a time in a woman's life when she probably needs to 86 the pigtails, but I'm so pleased with you otherwise, I'm just gonna let it slide.
