DONALD: Nice to see you, Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH: Thank you, Big D! You look well. I haven't seen you since we did Fierce People.
DONALD: That old thing? Goodness! You look terrific, though -- you've really grown up nicely.
ELIZABETH: It was only two years ago.
DONALD: Marvelous outfit. It's very... confusing, actually... sorry, I just have to squint...
ELIZABETH: Hey, D, we should guest-star on 24!
DONALD: You know, I think this is where I'd make a weed/Weeds joke, but my vision is getting blurry.
ELIZABETH: It'd be so great! RATINGS, Donald! And Emmys!
DONALD: I want to focus on this conversation but that thing is starting to give me a wicked migraine. So much zigging. And zagging. Who made that? Charlie Brown?
ELIZABETH: You could play Kiefer's OTHER DAD! And I'm your trophy wife! OH, COME ON!
DONALD: I think your dress is actually making my heart upset. I see it and I hear machines beeping.
ELIZABETH: Oh. Well, tell Kiefer I said hello. And if he needs a love interest... RROWR!
DONALD: I have to look away from you now.
