Kanye West is:
[Photo: infdaily.com]
a) Hopeful these sexy glasses make it safe for him to look directly at a total eclipse... of the HEART, LADIES!
b) Learning the harsh life lesson that sporting giant, mysterious eyewear and a hat does not in fact render a celebrity unrecognizable;
c) Obsessed with peeking through venetian blinds;
d) No longer allowed to wear those while shopping for cardigans;
e) Hammered
