AMBER: Well. This is... embarrassing.
CHYNA: Tell me about it.
AMBER: I don't get it. When I told you I wanted to wear this, you said I looked like a barmaid at the Mom Jeans Saloon.
CHYNA: And you told ME I this outfit only works if it's my day to fill the pig troughs!
AMBER: WELL IT'S TRUE.
CHYNA: That goes double for me!
AMBER: So if my outfit SUCKS so much, how come you're wearing yours?
CHYNA: ... Peer pressure?
AMBER: God, it's so deadly, isn't it? People just don't know.
CHYNA: Wanna go get our hair cut like Posh Spice's?
AMBER: OHMYGODYES.
CHYNA: I heard that Miley Cyrus say she was thinking about it and I want to BEAT HER THERE.
AMBER: Whee! But let's change first.
