I still miss Nicole Kidman's red hair -- can anyone explain to me why she and Lindsay Lohan refuse to return to the hair color that both flatters them best and truly sets them apart? I realize red is expensive to keep up because it fades so fast, but it's not like either of those people are hurting for cash, and bleaching it blond isn't all that cheap or low-maintenance either, so please, ladies (ESPECIALLY the uber-generic washed-up Dina-clone-lookin' Lindsay), get back on the titian horse -- but I have to say, I think that a) that aside was way too long, and b) Mrs. Urban's hair looks really sleek and lovely right now. She's even got the blonde so that it washes her out less. It reminds me of how awesome she was in To Die For.
But she certainly doesn't look very happy. Did someone just call her "a taller Naomi Watts-type"? Did someone put that shot of sweaty Tom grooving on Katie up on a big screen? Did Keith cancel on her so he could make an appointment with his chest waxer?
Or is she merely exhausted because she's been forced to smile most of the evening about wearing a dust ruffle stuck crookedly to her dress? Somebody please take away her hot-glue gun before she tries to affix a piece of this to her husband's chest as a glare-reducer.
