Mika Combs here is on that Fox show Nashville, which I have not watched, and now can not, because it got yanked from the schedule after getting SPANKED in the ratings. She is certainly very cute (and in fact, posed in Maxim under the headline "She's totally guitarded!", which is an interesting play on words that I sort of appreciate for the pun but I also find it hard to believe that no one over at Maxim ever wondered, "isn't that kind of insulting to....someone?" Of course, Maxim also recently ran a cover of Lindsay Lohan [holla, girl! I'm glad you're sobering up, but I kinda miss your wacky headbands and half-gloves around here] looking totally Roofie-ed out, so....). And she's a country singer, so, you know, all about boots. Which is totally fine. I love boots. But, honey, you don't need to wear every trend on the cover of CosmoGIRL! at the same time:
I mean, at the very least, 86 the sequined vest. Unless you have to run off immediately after this event to Whiskey Pete's Casino and Hotel in Primm for your 8pm shift in the Wayne Newton Room. In which case....well, I still would have changed in the car.
