I had hoped we were in an era where the obsessive need to tie-dye had passed us by, but apparently not:
Although this more closely resembles a lazy Rorscharch test than proper tie-dye, like somebody hurled their ink at her in the hope it would magically render something psychologically insightful. I'm not sure it worked as intended, though; all I see is that cherished time Alexis Morell Carrington (pre-Colby Dexter Rowan) and Krystle Carrington had a catfight in Alexis's art studio.
Granted no paint was splattered (although if it had been, Alexis and Krystle would've known better than to wear the fruits of their fury around town), but Krystle did destroy a portrait of Blake -- see, Krystle discovered that when she fell off her horse and miscarried Blake's baby, his jealous ex Alexis and her kicky red tam o'shanter had deliberately fired a gun into the air to spook the animal. Rage, ripped clothing, and a not-insubstantial amount of groping ensued.
Cone to think of it, you should really check it out. You won't regret it:
It's worth it for the flashbacks to the tam o'shanter, the pillow fight, the HORRENDOUS stunt wigs, the not one but TWO vases that get hurled, and the greatest closing line Krystle could possibly muster from her milquetoast little mind: "If you want a rematch, just whistle. [Bitterly angry pause] IF YOU CAN." ZING! Once you attack a woman's whistling ability, there's no going back.
So I guess I should be thanking Rebecca for bringing me back to that moment, instead of fugging her. But what can I say? I still don't like her dress. Maybe a stunt wig would've helped.
