So, you all know my stance on the formal shorts issue, of course. And I'm pretty sure that if Km Stewart or someone showed up at the Ivy or whatever wearing this, I would snit, "Nice try, Kim Stewart, but you are NO Gwen Stefani," and then I would flounce off the interwebs and off to my room. On the other hand, Gwen Stefani IS Gwen Stefani, and, ergo, I feel like she's kind of working what appears to possibly be formal dolphin running shorts and shortie boots:
