Eva Mendes' dress is kind of nifty.
That is, if you're a fan of fancy art-deco garrotes. Seriously, she's one false move from her head rolling off her shoulders and bouncing over to the open bar for one last cocktail. It would really put a damper on her young career -- I mean, Passions has a place for floating heads, but only when it's people like Grease 2 star Adrian Zmed (you know, people who've really lived), who are willing to paint their faces white and wear powdered wigs while their disembodied noggins talk sass at a room full of witches. And only when the person is currently alive. So watch your neck, Eva.
