I'm all for being comfortable when you're traveling, or running errands, or texting your personal assistant horrible rumors about your ex-husband on the off-chance that they might find their way back to a supportive tabloid or two. But I'm unclear how any of these ten layers ARE actually comfortable.
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The orthopedic sneakers, sure. But the velvet jeans, plastic shirt, enormous sweater-tunic, and hat... how is she not sweating up a storm? That outfit only works if, say, Lindsay Lohan decides to sign another contract with Disney to clean up her image, and returns to the big screen in a film about being the first female steam-engine conductor, a chimney sweep, a futuristic soldier of fortune, AND a high-schooler -- all rolled into one. Sort of like Mary Poppins meets Quantum Leap with a dash of Back To The Future III. I'd watch that. Not with Heather Mills in it, though, unless she wants a job as Lindsay's stand-in -- I mean, hey, from the back, Millsy might even be sort of pleasant.
