MEREDITH: Well, hello, Emmy, it's lovely to see you.
EMMY: You too, except... aren't you... We ARE attending the same event, right? Are you maybe a little underdressed?
MEREDITH: Well, I don't know about that, I think I look smart-casually chic, actually.
EMMY: How nice for you.
MEREDITH: Listen, honey, I'm in news. I like looking clean and smart. I don't need to look like Princess Gumdrop of Sugartown.
EMMY: Thank you!
MEREDITH: That wasn't a compliment. Tell me: Are you in costume as Glinda the Good Witch?
EMMY: No, I...
MEREDITH: Are you at the Oscars? The prom? A coronation?
EMMY: No. But I AM at a gala. You can't overdress for anything that calls itself a gala.
MEREDITH: Oh, but you're trying as hard as you can! Man, I wish someone would drop a house on that dress.
EMMY: Actually, that wasn't Glinda, that was...
MEREDITH: Can it, Peaches. You get the point. Are we done here?
EMMY: Buy my album!
MEREDITH: Yep... we're SO done here.
