JADE JAGGER (left): Well, that's a very confusing... Ooh, ooh, wait, I get it! You're a Tarot card reader! WICKED!
MARGHERITA MISSONI: No, I'm not, I'm just --
JADE: Oh, don't be modest. Tell me my fortune! You're an elderly seer who's been around the block; I bet you've got TONS to share.
MARGHERITA: Well, I don't know about THAT, I'm only 24.
JADE: You're... REALLY?
MARGHERITA: Come on, YOU know who I am. Socialite, member of famous fashion family, adored for my sense of style?
JADE: Bollocks to THAT, Madam Hay Fever -- I thought you were at least, you know, ANCIENT. Why are you in a caftan? Are you pregnant?
MARGHERITA: No.
JADE: Bloated?
MARGHERITA: No.
JADE: Trying to be the next Ali MacGraw?
MARGHERITA: Who?
JADE: Smuggling a keg inside?
MARGHERITA: No chance.
JADE: Quitting the fashion industry to live on a commune in New Mexico and make turquoise jewelry?
MARGHERITA: Listen, you know what, I've just remembered, I AM a Tarot reader. And I'm sensing your card is The Fool.
JADE: HA! Nice try, West Palm Beach Holistic Medicine Practitioner, but no 24-year old who looks older than my mum gets to call ME anything other than HOT. Toodles!
