KELLY WEARSTLER: Hey, Doc! Good to see you.
DR. CHANG: It's... interesting... to see you, too. On several levels.
KELLY: Ah, you don't like my dress.
DR. CHANG: Is that what the kids are calling it?
KELLY: Listen, I ate a lot of air to get these abs.
DR. CHANG: Yes, but I'm a BREAST SURGEON, doing important work to fight cancer, and I don't even see that much underboob every day.
KELLY: Well, but I had to do SOMETHING.
DR. CHANG: Why? Did your pelvic bone blackmail you?
KELLY: No, see, I forgot my hairstylist. And if I don't have my signature crazy hair, what am I? If I show up in the front row and nobody's view is blocked by my back-brushed curly cranial shrubbery, then do I even really exist?
DR. CHANG: So you... created a diversion?
KELLY: Exactly! Plus, my bod clearly has the top design.
DR. CHANG: You do know that making awful Top Design puns isn't magically creating any fond memories of that show. Right?
KELLY: Hey, I had to try.
