I never thought we'd see anyone else attempt this type of thing, but apparently I forgot that Dita Von Teese was married to Marilyn Manson and therefore might not have peerless judgment.
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In fact, I wonder if she slipped, cracked her head on the toilet seat, and regained consciousness under the delusion that she is a wedding cake (after, of course, sketching a rudimentary flux capacitor). Although I suppose that thing is keeping her ears incredibly toasty. Now I know that next time a winter wind is threatening to gnaw off my lobes, all I need to do is throw over the nearest flower shop. Maybe if Eliza Doolittle had figured this out, she'd have been a more profitable saleslady.
