Maura Tierney has GREAT hair, all glossy and full. If my hair looked like this, I would be gamboling through meadows and skipping through fields and basically acting as though my life were one big tampon ad. So why is she dressed all drab and stumpy?
That dress isn't terrible....if you are, say, seven feet tall. As it is, she rather looks as though her legs are only sixteen inches long, and perhaps covered in some kind of dramatic and dangerous fungus that forces her to shield them from any and all light sources. Which I actually think I saw on ER, back when Intern George was working for them. If she's doing some kind of homage to her show -- perhaps celebrating that it's been on TV for like THIRTY FIVE YEARS -- I hope the next look involves a delicate hat that makes her look as though a helicopter has crashed into the side of her head.
