I feel like I have been talking about Gossip Girl a lot lately, but whatever: it's a really good show. Except for one character, who is integral in the books, but who is really painfully needless on the show and who has, by some miracle of television, kind of stopped appearing on it of late, as if Josh Schwartz heard me groaning, "GOD, Vanessa. GO AWAY" all the way from my sofa and through a mouthful of Kettle Corn. Which is awesome for me, but not so awesome for Jessica Szohr, who played said painfully needless role. And, indeed, she looks kind of like she's really depressed and unable properly dress herself to leave the house:
Yes, that round shape under the "N" on her ratty-ass tee shirt IS a nipple. (There's a closer-up shot out there somewhere, but not on any of our photo services, and also I don't have the energy today to be all, "CHECK OUT THE NIPS IN CLOSE UP ON THIS ONE!" All the Kettle Corn has wrecked havoc with my energy levels.) With the exception of those shoes, this is what I wear when I'm home watching Days and wondering if, this time, I really DO have the plague. And while I get that being axed -- or whatever -- from a saucy CW teen drama is enough to make a girl retreat to the land of her boyfriend's tee shirts and eating frosting from a can, this is no way to land a NEW saucy teen drama. If you're going to go bra-less, at least do it in service of a cute halter top.
