I have to say, I'm sort of feeling Laura Bell Bundy here. I, too, am enamored of false eyelashes:

And I, too, am unable to put them on successfully without professional help.
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I have to say, I'm sort of feeling Laura Bell Bundy here. I, too, am enamored of false eyelashes:

And I, too, am unable to put them on successfully without professional help.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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