Let's start at the very beginning -- which, I have it on good authority from a certain novice-turned-governess who may or may not have snagged herself a Captain, is a very good place to start: Elisha Cuthbert has a really adorable pixie haircut.
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But then it devolves into 80s-high-school-movie insanity. Indeed, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that those sleeves weren't like that until she was shoved into a closet to make out with a Teen Wolf. And it's a cruel, cruel world in which we're again forced to mull whether a person is wearing stirrup pants, or merely shiny footless tights. Hopefully that inch-wide strip of exposed flesh punished her short-sightedness -- and short-tightedness -- by getting UNBELIEVABLY cold. That'll learn her! YEAH!
