So, it seems like the rumors that Kristin Cavallari will appear on this season of The Hills must be true: she hasn't been seen out and about in ages, and all of a sudden, she's showing up at a movie premiere that L.C. and Speidi and Audrina are all also attending? Very interesting. If Lauren and Kristin team up to take down Spencer....I will watch the heck out of that. Okay, yes, I will watch The Hills even if it's more of Lauren and Brody staring at each other over dinner and not saying anything ever. But it will be better with The Return of Kristin. She was so awesome on Laguna Beach.
This is less awesome:
By a lot. I mean, Kristin is quite lovely. But not even the loveliest girl can really pull off something that seems to be inspired by my bedroom's window treatments. Like, I'm pretty sure that under-dress has a tiny pull-tag attached to it, so you can raise and lower it at will. And we all know how I feel about anything which transforms your crotch into a be-curtained stage: very negatively. Your womanly delights are not a play. (Okay, maybe The Vagina Monologues. And the play I'm currently working on myself, Try It, You'll Like It: The Britney Spears Story. But that's it! )
