Oh, fine. Go ahead and look proud of yourself, Kristen Bell:
You look cute. And non-stumpy. And your narration work on Gossip Girl is quite good. And Gossip Girl itself is quite, quite, quite addictively good -- how am I going to wait however long I have to wait until we all find out what Blair plans to do to destroy her enemies? How can I stand not knowing whether or not poor tragic Nate is going to take up with that surprisingly somewhat conniving yet still in-over-her-head Jenny? Most importantly: how can I live week-to-week without knowing what color turtleneck Chuck is wearing? How, I ask you? How? I know, I know: you'll never tell. But your dress is good, okay? Don't say I never said nothing nice about you, Bell.
XOXO
Fug Girl
