I was talking to someone the other day about Pearl Harbor and how, when you saw it the first time, you thought things like, "Josh Hartnett is the only good thing about this movie," and now, you reflect back on it and think, "JOSH HARTNETT? Wow. That movie WAS bad." And it was. I mean, I love Ben Affleck but I think even HE would agree that he was god-awful in it, albeit god-awful in a period piece which found it historically accurate for his flyboy character to have HIGHLIGHTED HAIR. And then you have poor Kate Beckinsale, who was not truly terrible in it, but who was hamstrung by the fact that she was dressed like a quasi-porno version of a World War II nurse the whole time. But the fact is, I'm pretty sure she must have thought that movie would catapult her into the Hollywood A-list, and it really did not. So apparently she's dealing with her currently perhaps-less-sterling-than-anticipated-at-this-point career by going out and catching a raging case of LindsayLohanLeggingitis:
GIRL. I don't care HOW MANY sweaters you wear. You're still not wearing pants. Has that worked well for Lindsay, I ask you? Exactly.
