I used to believe that Catherine Zeta Jones could wear a barrel to an event and get away with it.
But since she can't even pull off an Ikea bedspread, I'm beginning to second-guess myself.
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I used to believe that Catherine Zeta Jones could wear a barrel to an event and get away with it.
But since she can't even pull off an Ikea bedspread, I'm beginning to second-guess myself.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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