One more reminder and we won't bug you again: The chosen photos are not the only things you're judging here. They're simply examples of a larger fug, so have the body of work in mind when you vote. Now, take it away, Bjork.
(7) RENEE ZELLWEGER vs. (15) BRITTANY MURPHY
Witness Portrait Of A Thoughtful Actress At Work:
Yeah, so the issue with Renee is two-fold as far as we're concerned. We've made it clear that we're not huge fans of the hair. But you know things are going poorly when a dress that is as pretty as this one puts us into a coma, simply because IT'S SO PREDICTABLE ON HER. There's something to be said for finding something that looks good on you and wearing the heck out of it, but could the girl just consider grabbing a gown that ISN'T like all the rest of her dresses just once? Couldn't we interest her a cap sleeve? Or some straps? Or ONE STRAP?
We sort of wish Crazy Brittany Murphy would get invited to the Oscars, because we think she'd be fun, at least:
This little number just happened -- so fresh we haven't even fugged it yet! -- and there's something terrible about it that is VERY Tai From Clueless. It might even be Tai Post-Makeover (Cher loved a nice set of pearls and a short skirt and I'm pretty sure she might have been easily talked into a shirt top), but...that movie is from 1995.
(3) PARIS HILTON vs. (11) KIMBERLY STEWART
AT LAST WE MEET AGAIN. Former bffs and current potential frenemies Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart have probably had 7-10 catfights over who looks worse today already, and we certainly hope they're at home right now, clearing their laptop cookies and voting over and over again -- though for themselves, or for the other is the question.
It is hard to beat the woman behind this unfortunate run-in with static cling:
And, you know, behind every other heinous crime against humanity P. Hilton has committed through the medium of sweet, innocent clothing.
Kimberly is doing her best Rocky imitation in preparation for this epic battle of the blondes:
Cute shoes, though. And at least she's not wearing this anymore. Or this, from when she was engaged to Talan for ten minutes, remember that? And then they broke up? That was kind of entertaining, now that I think about it. God, if we were doing Crazy Broken Celebrity Engagement Madness, they'd ALSO both be in the hunt.
A woman cannot fug by hair alone. Renee's clothes aren't THAT bad so I had to go w/ Brit. Paris/Kim was a toughy. I really struggle w/ not letting my hatred for Paris rule my voting but in the end I voted for her anyway b/c I cannot tolerate anyone who wears clothing bearing their own name or, even worse, image.
Brittany Murphy all the way. LOOK AT RENE's SHOES. They are fantastic. I can totally ignore the rest of the outfit for those shoes.
Kimberly stewart. Paris is supposed to wear weird things. She's just that way.
Renee can actually look pretty fab some days but Brittany Murphy is just one fuggin' mess
Paris? Kimberly? I'm actually going to have to go with Kimberly, because although Paris is photographed more often, she actually does get it right once in a while, whereas Kimberly tries SO hard and screws it up every time. She really should cleave herself to Mischa Barton next.
-Brittany= Hot Mess!
-Paris= Hott Mess!
Easy bracket!
Renee pulls it off, even though it's a snoozefest.
Paris definitely wins. Showing your lady bits to the paparazzi totally trumps K Stewart.
I had forgotten about the Anchors Away Meets Leopardy Pink on P. Hilt!! She takes it by a whisker from Kimberly.
Renee's fug is more about bo-ring and bad hair and scrunchie face than the clothes, so again, Brittany wins.
Kim is a mini fug in the shadow of Paris' immense and overwhelming fug. Anyone who insists on wearing clothing with their likeness emblazoned on it deserves to win.
I chose Renee for sheer boringness. A search of Brittany Murphy pictures revealed some very cute outfits; maybe they're old, but we're talking body of work here.
And, I took Paris over Kimberly, because I barely know who Kimberly Stewart is, so I feel like her fug is more excusable. Paris designs clothes! She should know better but, alas, even her designs are hideous beyond rational belief.
and P.S.
I cannot look at that kooky Bjork head with out bursting out in giggles EVERY time I see it. am so busted by co-workers and boss for Fuggy dalliances.
Foundation garments ladies, always remember the foundation garments. And leave the sparkly vests in the Goodwill pile where they belong.
I really thought that Paris and Kim were going to be a hard to call battle. I had to give it serious thought cause why Paris is so much in the press about everything she does. Kim seems to try really hard at fashion and it FAILS SO BAD. But in the end I went with Paris since there is just so much bad from her.
Then I see the result and aparently I am the only conflicted person.
kim stewart is just a cheap imitation of paris hilton, which is why her fug is sad, desperate, and ultimately more F-U-G. At least Paris believes she can pull off her outfits- Kim just hopes people confuse her for Paris for a few minutes and take her picture.
Paris: her mother didn't use Downy! Actually, the main reason I voted for her was that she used to show more buttcrack than a plumber's convention. And I blame her for the whole "purse-dog" trend. I love dogs, but they don't deserve to be accessories and they sure as heck don't belong in Jamba Juice or Macy's.
And I voted for R.Zel, because of her expression more than anything else. She perpetually has a pinched, sniffy, "who farted?" expression on her fizzog.
Had to go with Brit...Renee is boring but not necessarily fug. As for the Kim v. Paris show down...had to go with Paris. They are equally fug but for me, we have to see more of P's fug.
I've gotta go with Paris here - her fug is just so much more offensive. She seems to really, truly believe she is the most beautiful woman in the world. And she lets us all know that by putting her face all over her clothing. Then she sells it for, like, $60 a shirt. She doesn't just wear the fug, she manufactures it, sells it, and then uses the proceeds to continue foisting the fug on us via albums, movies, and of course, boozing it up in every club in LA/Vegas/New York( I mean - charity work. Of course).
The woman is the president for life of fug. Or would be, if she knew what a president was.
I have to agree with Jen. Rene's shoes are FABULOUS!
I suspect Renee's hair would be perceived as more cute and less diasterousy if she stopped looking like she'd just drank a glass of red wine vinegar.
Brittany and Kim win due to levels of fake tan and bad lipstick choices.
Paris just has the whole fug package: fugly clothes, fugly nose job, fugly attitude.
RZ is A-list enough to have handlers that should be able to talk her out of Version 483 of the same dress. And, yeah, what's with the "I'm totally irritated but will pull the corners of my lips up because there's a camera pointed at me" face all the time? Gotta give the little lady points for consistency, though.
I'd like to see Renee or Kiera in the final four. They both are young, talented, beautiful and have all the stylists in the world at their disposal....and yet....
It's not just the hair for Renee. She is so intent on proving that as god as her witness, "she will never be fat again" that all her clothing choices just prove that she is skinny
And Kiera...also chooses to display her wraith-ness, even though I don't know anyone who thinks it's a lovely body choice.
I really think Renee should have had a better showing - its hard to be that fugly with just a bad haircut - but everytime I see it I hate it more. And Brittany Murphy at least seems fun and cute, instead of sullen, stuck-up Renee.
Paris has to beat Stewart - because wearing clothes with your own face on them pretty much beats all!!
Madeline, I am so with you on the Bjork picture. Its a good thing I have my own office - I giggle every time I see it. It's too much.
I voted for Paris because surprisingly enough, Kim Stewart has kind of reigned it in lately, whereas Paris is all over the place and she is always in that DMCA (or whatever its called) stuff that's put out by the Maddens.
Renee vs. Brittany: I don't find Brittany so offensive, but she has to take this one simply because I would leap at the opportunity to play in Renee's closet for a day...those gowns would look SO much better with my hair...of course I would probably have to contract a tapeworm in order to fit into them. And yes Jolene, I also covet the shoes. I don't suppose we can hold Renee responsible for her pinchy lemon face, just another of God's little jokes, like anteaters.
Hmm--tough choices today. Renee, while at times yawn-provoking, does at least exude class and style on a consistent basis--she DOES know what works for her. (Also, I apparently don't hate her hair as much as the rest of the nation.) Brittany just perplexes me at this point, as she's a very cute (and, at times, emaciated) girl who, unlike Renee, seems to have NO idea what or where her personal style might be hiding. As for Kim and Paris, Paris wins hands-down strictly on the self-absorption factor alone. I, too, cannot stand her and am still waiting for the press conference at which she announces her plans to join a celebrity convent where she can put "all those Bible verses" she learned in the jar to good use.
Paris Hilton, because her every breath, utterance, gesture and thought is saturated with the quintessence of Fug.
Side note: I have already seen Paris' designs in Marshall's. I'm not sure, but they might have even been on the clearance rack.
Even IF Kimberly Stewart had done something so heinous as to rival Paris' figgitude, I'd vote for Paris solely because of her not only making dresses (Note: I originally thought I remembered it as a shirt, which should tell you something) that have the word PARIS written faux-whimsically across them, but for actually putting one of these on HERSELF. "You're smart enough to prepare for the eventuality of forgetting your own name, or for the very likely possibility of your hook-up being too drunk to remember it, so you purposely wore a dress with it scrawled across your gut in sequins."
Kimberly vs Paris? Oh, my head...
And while I dislike Renee on any number of levels, boring and predictable are not necessarily fug, so this one goes to Brit. Zelleweger's pushing it with that hair, though.
(oops, meant for the link above to be this, sorry guys).
Also, can I just say that I love the phrase "general area of my area"? I keep cracking up at that every time I see it.
I've gotta go with Paris here - her fug is just so much more offensive. She seems to really, truly believe she is the most beautiful woman in the world. And she lets us all know that by putting her face all over her clothing. Then she sells it for, like, $60 a shirt. She doesn't just wear the fug, she manufactures it, sells it, and then uses the proceeds to continue foisting the fug on us via albums, movies, and of course, boozing it up in every club in LA/Vegas/New York( I mean - charity work. Of course).
The woman is the president for life of fug. Or would be, if she knew what a president was.
Well I voted for Renne because she hasn't looked GOOD in a long long time. Britney's fugs are often crazier, but it fits her personality and there are many times where she looks prefectly cute and very well styled. Renne hasn't looked good since Chicago
Again, I voted for Kim because I've never seen her look decent. Paris has more crimes, but that's because she'd photographed in probably more than 500 outfits a year...she has more success and more failure, Kim just has failure
I also find it hard not to give Paris a hands-down victory. Those clothes bearing her likeness really chap my ass.
Oh, Paris all the way. With Kimberly, Fug is a state of dress. With Paris, it's a state of life.
Renee over Brit, if only for the horrors of A) the squinchy face and B) convincing us that 130 lbs was fat.
I went for Kimberly because I feel her fug is totally random and unknowing, whereas it feels like Paris deliberately puts together her outfits. I don't want to reward that kind of behavior. :)
Can I just say that picture of Bjork is the BEST EVER. Makes my day every time.
Renee just needs a little direction.
Brittney Murphy needs to have her entire wardrobe burned in a large fire and then someone should take her by the hand and say, "Let's start over and maybe skip a few rounds with the bronzer."
Can Renee's face count as part of the fug?
I know it's not her fault that she perpetually looks like she's eaten something sour, or that the sun is shining right into her eyes, or perhaps that her lips and undereyes have been stung by her winged friend from Bee Movie. Either way, just like Prissy Andrews from Anne of Green Gables, the only thing Renee seems to wear twice is a sour expression.
Oh yeah, and clavicle-enhancing shimmer lotion. She must buy in bulk.
I don't think there's a strong case against Renee--the hair is not bad, just different! Why does she have to have long hair like every other celebrity in order to look "good"? I think she's rocking the short hair, and her Oscar dress is gorgeous--not in the least boring!! Also, Fug Girls, you beg her to try a strap, when ironically enough, in the photo you posted, her dress has not only one but two LONG sleeves (and is actually far uglier than the strapless ones she normally wears). Hmmm...
Oops, I totally bombed my own A of GG reference. Josie Pie! JOSIE PIE! She wears a sour expression all the time. Much like Paris, I might add.
R.Zzzzz vs. the Murph: R.Zzzzzz is just ...boring. But her clothing draws attention from her squinched up mug and toward her best "features". Murph, while cute as a bug's butt, just hasn't a clue about what is appropriate for her body, the event she's attending or the planet she's on.
Paris vs. K.Stew: Oh, it's painful. But my vote went to K.Stew for consistently classless fug. Paris may have the fuggliest attitude of them all, but she sometimes gets the clothes right.
Murphy all the way - she looks like she should be wroking a graveyard cocktail shift in Reno.
Hee, Kati, I hear you -- but at most uber-formal events, like the Oscars and whatnot, it's the same strapless and possibly sweetheart neckline over and over again.
I don't necessarily need Renee to have LONG hair, but that short hair is awful on her -- she just doesn't have the tresses or the face shape for it, I don't think. And she's so alarmingly thin... I just kind of want to invite her over for a month of food and sleep. And vitamins.
Murphy over Zellweger: Renee may have a tragic haircut and a constant I-Just-Sucked-This-Lemon expression on her face, but at least she can dress herself, most of the time, anyway. Murphy I'm not so sure about.
Hilton vs. Stewart: Stewart is like Hilton's understudy, a gifted amateur praying for her shot at the big time. Hilton, however, is a PROFESSIONAL.
Thanks again to the posts. The Kim Vs. P.Hil was tough, because I think P.Hil is an asshat so I was concerned I was jaded. Then I remembered the underwear as outerwear, her J'adore Paris dress, her actual face on his and her clothing and the "shaman/guru" accessory. Did anyone see that TMZ clip where Paris gave a necklace away in a restaurant and then blessed the woman she gave it to? YIKES!
Renee simply because she does not know how to smile. Paris because seriously... who wears clothes with their own picture on them?
Paris over Kimberly... had to go with the original flava, Kimmy is nothing but version 2.0 - never duplicate the fug, originate and embrace it!
Brit over Renee... a duck-billed platypus face trumps a who is excreting a nasty smell face. Also R's hair is just a boring boy cut... Ms. B's hair can be as crazy as she is. Seriously that chick has to have a couple of personalities in that small frame. Granted, she probably does not possess the 19 that Bai Ling has, but she must have a couple - I tell myself this so I can sleep at night. If I do not have a plausible excuse for her random fug I have night terrors.
I really feel that the ultimate fug match-up will be Peldon vs. Price. It's only fitting. Celebutards who TRULY seem to do nothing, yet always manage to look fugly!
I'm surprised to see Brittany beating Renee. It's not just the hair that gets my vote for Renee, it's the fact that her oh-so-chic-and-personally-made-for-me-Caroline-Herrera-dresses are ALWAYS a size too small. You're a 2, Renee, not a zero, get over it.
That, and the ever-present squinty-eyed-pursed-lipped-I-just-dared-put-a-grape-in-my-mouth-and-it-was-oh-so-sour expression on her face makes me wanna slap her.
Oh - and anyone who wears t-shirts with pictures of themself on it gets my vote, every time, so had to go with Paris.
the paris and kim match up was difficult for me, really. then i realized that my voting was being swayed more by my level of disdain for one over the other.
alas, i arrived at kim b/c i really think she is (slightly) more fug than paris, whom i disdain more--but that's not the competition de jour.
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I actually have nothing against short hair -- I love Katie Holmes's bob! -- but I hate Renee's current cut, basically. It's just weird. I don't even think she looks that great with longer hair, but that this particular cut is mega-unflattering on her.
Renee may be boring, but at least she knows how to pick a dress that works. Sometimes Brittany is so all over the place it makes my eyes hurt.
Paris is supposed to be costumey and made-up. She has been from the get-go. It's her signature. Kimberly, on the other hand, is trying too hard.
I had to go for Brittany, purely because I used to think she was super-cute, and in that latest photo I didn't even recognise her. WHAT has she done to her beautiful face?? So sad.
There's no way that Kimberley can out-fug Paris. That girl's just a wannabe, Paris knows how to really sear the retinas.
Britney would sing ballads to raw meat. Then she'd wear it.
Kimberly looks like he begs castoffs from Alexis Arquette.
is it wrong that I saw that photo of Brit and my heart skipped a beat thinking "A Clueless sequel! oh, please let it be for a casting call!" so my vote went to Renee cause she never gets my heart racing *yawn*
Renee will always be fugs ahead of the rest...her lips...ugh...so fug. and they might not be so bad if she didn't purse them plus has she never heard of opening her eyes a little wider...for pictures...ever?
I couldn't help it. Renee gets it for the FACE alone.
Kim Stewart is tragic, but Paris is trashy. Paris by a nose...
Duck lips wins it, why anyone chooses to do that to their lips is beyond comprehension and then dressing like she raided her Boca Raton granny's closet seals the deal. And Paris just needs to go away, she's fugly to the max and annoying too!
Just because we all hate Paris Hilton doesn't mean she isn't put together pretty well most of the time. And it definitely doesn't mean that she looks worse than Kimberly Stewart. Kimberly Stewart is a total wannabe. The pathetic thing is fug.
I had to vote for Renee over Brittany, simply because she's always got this look on her face like her top lip stinks. I just can't get over how she seems incapable of holding a normal facial expression. Sorry, that's completely irrational, but there you are.
I have to go with Paris (that's what HE said) on the strength of the fact that she dresses like a 5-dollar hooker with a trust fund. If I could afford any top designer label on the planet and then have everything down to my thong custom-fitted, there is NO WAY I would be caught dead wearing something that would make the SVU cops say, "Well, we might as well eliminate the johns as suspects first."
Renee Vs. Britt Britt wins it, cause, 1) I like Renee's shirt 'doo and 2)Brit dresses like a freak. And in a very bad way.
Paris Vs. Kimberly. Paris takes it. if you've got that much money, there is no, I repeat NO excuse to dress like a skanky whore 4 days out of five. NONE.
I voted for Paris because, in all my travels around the series of tubes, I have never once accidentally seen Kimberly's vagina.
Is anyone else exhausted with Renee's pose? The one where she walks down the red carpet then thinks to herself "one foot forward, back to the photographer's, hands on hipbones, and small flirty look over left shoulder." She could be asleep and do it. New stylist and new coach! Cute girl but getting soooo predictable.
Paris vs. Kimberly? No contest. Kimberly Stewart just tags along with whatever fug is in fashion for young Hollywood at the moment. Paris always does it first and does it worst.
@ Jen
Yes a woman can fug by hair alone - look at Tyra!
It HAD to be Britney. First of all, is she kindly escorting her imaginary friend in that latest Fug? Or maybe this shot was snapped when she was re-enacting that that old anti-drug PSA with the close-up of the soon-to-be-revealed addicted spinning around in drugged ectstasy, accompanied the little girl's voiceover saying "I want to be a dancer when I grow up!"
Nobody says, "I want to be a Fug when I grow up!" Britney. But it happens.
Plus, is it just me, or does she remind you very much of an underfed Pommeranian?
I can't bring myself to fug Renee for boringness. The clothes aren't fugly- usually, they are breath-taking. The execution is a bit of a snooze, yes, but I take fugging very seriously, and her hair and facial expressions are her only true fatal flaw right now.
Oh, and Paris dresses like she loves clothes. (Heatherette anyone? How much fun was that period?) Kimberly dresses like "Lookame, I'm cool." No contest.
Renee with a Z is clothing with a yawn. At least Brittany is working to make air and boat travel both safe and chic with the introduction of her Illusioned Floaties.
The fact that Paris Hilton's fug is so determinedly self-referential decrees that she be given the nod. There is something about High Fug Couture that demands the vote.
Holy F-bomb... That post of Paris after the link to "sweet, innocent clothing" made me pee my pants it was so funny. But I hate to vote for Paris for anything, even 'best of the worst.'
i concur with jen's assessment of paris. clothing bearing the wearer's own image is *never* okay. NEVER.
Paris takes this one, hands down! Really, who wears clothes with pictures of themself on them??
Paris takes this one, hands down! Really, who wears clothes with pictures of themself on them??
Please, Brittany Murphy can fug-kick Zellweger in the ass with one of het legs tied behind her back. RZ is gonna have to be a little more than boring to stand up and FUG with the big girls.
And, Kimberly Stewart has tried in the FUG war, but Paris Hilton is just in need of a bath enough to beat her out. Less soap, Kimberly.
I had a hard time deciding between Renee and Brittany. Then I remembered that while Brittany is quietly insane (shagging busboys in the stairwell?), Renee the Lemonhead always looks as if she's just whiffed a nasty air biscuit. She's also about 20 lbs underweight and is never happy unless she can hear her bones rub together when she crosses her legs and can mix drinks in the hollows of her collarbones. That's fug enough.
i went for renee. at least brittany kind of looks cute sometimes where renee just looks dumpy most the time.
paris also got my vote most recently for her BM ring (she must need a reminder) and wearing all her boyfriend's dumb clothes but mostly for wearing her face on her clothes all too often (even once is too much).
My favorite thing about the tournament (and there are many things I love about it) is that Bjork headshot. HILARIOUS. It makes me grin every time I look at it. You girls are a gift from heaven, you are.
Seriously, people? Brittany Murphy over Rennee Zelwegger? At least Brittany's, you know...attractive. Whereas Rennee Zellwegger is kind of an ant eater who always looks unhappy and looks frumpy even in couture. Alas.
And Paris trumps anyone. Except Lindsey and the Peldons.
I know it would be too easy, and I know the Fug Girls have a policy of not mocking those with legitimate mental illnesses, but . . . I'm going to say it anyway.
WHERE'S BRITNEY SPEARS??
Okay. Renee Zellweger is not as interesting as any of my aunts, or any of my cats, or my grandmother's toenails, or the can of beer on my desk. She is the most bland human being alive. I will grant you that. But her outfits aren't always, consistently horrid. I like a lot of her Carolina Herrera stuff, but it's ALWAYS the same kind of thing. You guys have bitched about this before, no?
Britney Murphy is just straight-up, perpetually awful. She DEFinitely gets it.
Long Live Wonkster Von Valtrex McFugly!!! Kimbo's only an ersatz replacement for the fugstonishing Paris.
Elizabeth: Trust us, we wish Brit were here. We mentioned once... way back somewhere, I don't even remember where... that we weren't going to put her in here because we're not comfortable poking fun at her right now. It's too sad. But if she can string together a good long period of proven mental stability and THEN wears a rooster as a shirt or something, we are BACK IN THE GAME.
Nothing would make me happier than to have Britney eligible in 2009.
Paris vs. Kimberly -- Yes, Paris has fug in her thoughts, in her values, in her choice of men, and probably in her aroma. But she CAN clean up nice and look cute! Put her in a nice pink Chanelly suit and she looks classy. But Kimberly.... I have never, ever seen her wearing anything remotely attractive. It's like her closet is organized into categories of "shapeless wraps," "spangled tshirts," "leggings," and "Multipurpose Hoodie/belt/shrugs" Kimberly is the greater offense to the eye!
Zell's hair wins the fug award but her overall wardrobe is boring and not so much fug. Murhpy is fuggin' up everything she does. Fug advantage - Murphy.
Stewart is a lower-rent imitation of Hilton's fugly ways (Hilton is already low-rent, so Stewart's basically living out of a box) so Hilton gets the fug nod over Rod's female spawn because she originated it. BFF's for never, b*thces.
I voted for Renee on principle (and pure hatred) alone. Annnnd, like the rest of the world, I voted for Paris because she's a skank.
That should be BF's for never, b*tches. Sorry, I shouldn't drink so early in day.
I have maybe decided that Brittany Murphy should win the whole thing - but not for her clothing choices so much as her fiber-optic tan and hair (oh, and the lips!). Her looks are so unfortunate these days, I can't help but feel she is the true definition of fug.
Renee over Brittany-Brittany has just recently went into this duck-lipped,batshit crazy ensembles thing, and I've seen her look absolutely adorable many, many, many times so I'm hoping this is just some weird finding herself stage she is going through. Renee, as many have mentioned has that sour grapes facial expression and is boring. I feel that if Brittany wore any of the dresses Renee bores me with, she would rock them because she would smile with her teeth and OPEN HER EYES while wearing them.
Paris over Kimberley-Paris wears her own image on her clothing. Poor Kim, while undeniably fug, is hopefully just going through a finding herself stage too. She just needs to stop trying to be famous, or infamous rather, like her frenemy. Paris, is a narcissist who believes that the majority of people love her, that they love her enough to wear her already overexposed face on their bodies. And some have said that Paris CAN look good SOMETIMES, but I really don't see it. She can be wearing the classiest of classy outfits and she would still make it look trashy.
It's one thing to be Paris Hilton. It's quite another to want to be Paris Hiton.
Brittany over Renee. Renee usually looks good enough - boring and always the same - but good enough. And hair grows back (HINT). But, yeah, Brittany still looks like she's been raiding the Clueless wardrobe trailer, 13 years later.
these pictures aren't fair, Kim Stewart wears the most heinous shiz imaginable... while Paris is a) an enormous whore and b) a bad person, at least her dresses are OFTEN pretty cute, just not on her because she's satan. Kim Stewart just plain can't dress herself. Don't vote for Paris, DO YOU REALLY WANT HER GETTING MORE ATTENTION?
So I voted for Renee. I just can't get over her hair. And she keeps going back to that cut like it works for her. I also went for Kimberly Stewart. While Paris Hilton is often quite tragic, it's another thing to dress like her on purpose. If you are going to fug, at least do it on your own misguided accord. Don't fug to be like or fit in with someone else.
Brittany over Renee because I'd rather see elegant but boring than the mess that is Brittany on most occasions. Paris v. Kim Stewart was difficult but I love Rod and by extension anything associated with him. Besides, I think Paris fancies herself a "klassy" dresser and a loss for Kim here could be a gain for her in the long run.
Not only is Renee's hair RIDICULOUS, but she's always got that ugly look on her face like she's simultaneously just swallowed a lemon and looking directly at the sun. I really don't ever even notice her clothes.
"It's one thing to be Paris Hilton. It's quite another to want to be Paris Hiton." this was said above by ELIZABETH.
Girlfriend, you are DEEP! This is very true! I wish I had read that before I voted!!!!
I voted for Hilton because she has her FUG polished so well. But, hmmmm.... Stewart is a "Wanna-be Paris"... serious fugging of brain cells going on there!!!
You are an oracle of wisdom in this time of need... I humbly thank you for bringing this to us.
I held my nose and voted for Hilton, although I am loathe to allow that woman any sort of accomplishment whatsoever, even that of being fuglier than second-rate non-It girl Stewart.
I just wanted to take a second to wipe these tiny tears from the crinkles of my eyes and let you all know that our collective loathing of Paris warms the cockles of my heart.
Bless you all for being such good people.
Oh for pete's sake. I think Renee might need to seriously consider pulling a Britney and shaving her head. That or some Tyra wig action--even poorly camouflaged wig tape would be a vast improvement. Honestly, does she not own a mirror?
My brother had that haircut when he was four. Which was in 1992.
PLEASE don't vote for Paris. Even something like this would make her believe we all liked her, we really, really liked her. She is such a piece of useless flotsam on the backwash of life, I don't even want her to win a Fugly Award. Besides, isn't Kim deserving of an award for a horribly dressed human? She is a constant disaster and deserves our attention. Any woman who would succumb to liver disease when she has not even passed thirty has got to have a lot heinously wrong with her. Plus, wasn't she a FOP (friend of Paris)? Just by association, she must be guilty.
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything with Paris Hilton's face on it. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed with her face, or buy anything sold or processed with her face, or process anything sold, bought, or processed with her face on it, or repair anything, sold, bought, or processed with her face on it. Needless to say, P Hilton FTW!
This would have been impossible had Kim not been sporting YSL Tribute pumps. YSL is essentially my get out of fug free card.
Paris Hilton, no brainer. Yet, the Renee vs Brittany match-up is a little harder to decide. I went with Renee because of how masterfully stealthy her fug can be. Renee's looks are fug as of late because she's wearing practically the same boring fugness at each high profile event she attends. Plus, her make-up and hair have turned her into a squinty mess who looks like she's trying out for the stage version of Peter Pan.
ii it just me
or does renee ALWAYS do that same "turn around-look over her shoulder" look?
cause its starting to give me the shits
Its true that Renee is a freaky, wiry, borderline anorexic who looks like she's on a permanent hunger-induced spirit-quest (might explain the hair), in danger of toppling over at any moment and snapping a chalky limb, but her clothes are usually nice. We can't confuse concern for a celebrity's mental state for concern for their fashion sense. Of course, its wonderful when the two correlate, but we mustn't be greedy.
for me, it's paris all the way. she's been fugging it up far longer than this website has been in existance. i remember seeing pics of her in vogue, at various fashion events, LONG before she was known to the general public. she looked like a mess then too (and not even a hot one)! i think the only time she ever wears a- and i use this term loosely- "decent" outfit is when her handlers have got enough tranquilizers in her to make her manageable.
besides, anyone with as much money as her should never dress like a crackwhore, even if they are one.
These four bore me. But for most interesting fug, I have to pick Paris. At least she is soooooooo colorfully fugged.
Renee is boring but Brittany has an unmitigated history of fug.
Kim is just Paris-lite. That would be like choosing New Coke over Classic Coke.
Disclaimer: I know Brittany is fuglier, but the wattage of her smile unfugs her to a great extent, and while her clothing choices are tragic and misguided, she just looks like a harmless cat toy.
Renee, however, as flawlessly tailored as she may always be, wins in the fugrace for me because she resembles nothing more than a washboard covered in foul-smelling acid. There's no softness, no laughter, no joy. If you were already composed entirely of right angles, why would you get a hard, geometric haircut? Why would you twist your mouth into the shape of a pissed off ruler? It's too much math. Hate.
The thing with the Zellweger for me is less about the clothes than the carriage. She holds herself SO oddly, and it colors my ability to appreciate anything she wears. She strikes the strangest poses I've ever seen, and it just creeps me the heck out. So, while her clothes are lovely, I still had to give her my vote.
I actually like Renee's sparkly, vintage, 'remember me in Chicago?' look. Honestly, didn't she start that look during Chicago, and has since NEVER stopped" But I'm a sucker for Vintagy Hollywood glam. The hair NEEDS help. Bad tomboy do + vintagy dress = hot mess. Still, I voted for the other girl for looking trashy.
And Paris has to get it. The little anchors and the jellyfish dress, ALL OF IT, hurt my SOUL. And, lest we forget, how often have we seen her underwear in public? I can handle the idea that Stefani has a clothing line, but PARIS?!? it is so wrong...
Brittany Murphy over Renee Zellweger. Renee's hair is awful, granted but her clothing choices are just blah as opposed to outright fugly.
Kimberly Stewart got my vote. I've pretty much hated everything I've seen her in, whereas I've maybe liked one or two things I've seen Paris in. I liked what Paris wore when she got out of jail. And that in itself cracks me up. But that was a close, difficult call.
Seriously, choosing between P-Hilt and Stewart Spawn is a hard choice. I can vote for untalented famewhore famous for no reason or untalented and famous only because of father.
A very hard choice indeed, but P-Hilt wins based on the never ending supply of clothing advertising her image.
OH MAN THAT WAS HARD. Not the Renee v. Brittany, which was a fugwalk, as Brittany always looks like she keeps her clothes in a toychest; Renee, at least, looks polished, even if she does wear the same thing all the time. The real eye strain was Paris and Kimberly, how could any two people be so wrong so often? Money can decidedly not buy style.
Renee can page me when she gets that permanent "Ew, who farted?" look off her face.
Fug with a smile always trumps fug with a hateful puckered glare every time.
Renee's shoes are hypnotizing me or something, I still voted for her though, choose a not Carolina H gown and you'll be fine (we hope) oh and let your hair grow, what a crime...
Paris all the way, she's famous for nothing, we have to see her everywhere, the least she could do would is not look this fugly, but she can't even do that.
I like Renee's look. and the dresses. they are pretty repetitive I guess, but it's her - and at least theyre in different colours etc. gotta love renee, i say.
Renee will always be my queen of supreme fug, because she needs to realize two things: 1. there are such things as sleeves, straps, and even combinations of sleeves and straps. Use them. 2. eat. You never lose any weight from your cheeks, and if your cheeks are the only curves your body has, you need help. Also, it makes you look like a chipmunk, and there are no sleeves big enough to fix that.
Love Rene's look here. Fabulous dress--it fits her beautifully and she wears the dress.
And those shoes are to die for.
Renee can't win this for being boring! So I had to go with Brittany Murphy.
As for Paris Hilton vs. Kimberly Stewart... That's such a hard decision to make! But I voted for Paris because when you see a part of her, you think 'so she did it the right way this time!' and then you see the full picture and go 'maybe.. not'. So I've given up all hope in Paris. Also, Paris Hilton has a style of her own whereas Kimberly just puts on whatever the 'it-girl' of the moment is wearing. Paris deserves a vote for that!
-HBC is crazy kooky but has her own style, nuff respect!
-Beyonce needs to get a real stylist! Gorgeous girl being ruined by the wrong outfits.
-M-K almost always looks like she is doing the walk of shame, but I kind of like her laid back style.
- Chloe Sevigny is one of my fave actors but her looks always seems a bit overly contrived.
-J-Lo seems to have a few nice items in her range (I however buy designer brands, not celebrity created but had a look online) but in RL has fallen victim to the bling.
-Renee always looks classy (even great looking in jeans and blazer when I saw her in the Virgin 1st class lounge in Heathrow last Jan), better to err on the side of slightly boring, than be criticized for fug.
-While Paris Hilton is conceited, vapid and her five minutes of fame should be over by now, she always looks put together, even if she is dressing like my little pony on acid.
-Kimberly Stewart is very poorly put together and looks like she needs a good scrub.
-Brittney Murphy used to be so cute before she joined the trout pout club, I loved her in clueless and wish she could be ty(?) again.
A word in defense of leggingitus, yes I know it is wrong and habit forming, but in London, in the winter, when the weather is alternating between snow and shine (in the same half hour) surely it is ok (just this once, I promise) to wear sheepskin boots and leggings.
I am aware that legging are NOT a substitute for pants and can only be worn as a warmer alternative to tights.
Jimmy Choo do some really cute rabbit fur lined boots, cord suede outers.
Wearing fur is terrible, but not as bad as eating meat. A good coat will last a lifetime, or several (I have some lovely mink coats that belonged to my grandmother and look like new). Do not judge someone on the street by what they wear, it may have been a gift or heirloom.
PETA are a load of hypocrites anyway, they have a ridiculously high rate of euthanizing animals in their care.
Go FUG girls for rocking my world!
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