(2) SHARON STONE vs. (16) COURTNEY PELDON
This could've been the matchup that reunited Sharon Stone with her would-be protege, Lindsay Lohan. Instead, she gets a sartorially deranged munchkin whom we've decided we want Sharon to adopt. Why? Do you even need to ask?
Sharon would be all, "THAT'S DRAMATIC, CHUTNEY, AND THE RED BRA STRAP IS AN INSPIRED CHOICE. BUT IF YOU INSIST ON WEARING PANTIES, YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A SUNBURN."
Also, pink should be deployed very carefully, and on special occasions. Like this one:
When this little gem from last summer popped up, I shouted -- despite being alone at the time -- "HOW DID I MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME?" This outfit perfectly encapsulates the dichotomy of Sharon Stone. On the one hand, she organized this event in aid of giving old designer gowns to disadvantaged girls for their proms, which is lovely and awesome and typical of her philanthropic spirit. On the OTHER hand: a) she wore this to the event, which was b) in public, despite how this has the aura of a woman who keeps her old formal dresses in a trunk in the attic and occasionally gets them out, and sits around the house reading and eating lunch just for an excuse to wear it again and prove it still fits and that She's Still Got It; and c) appears to have made herself Prom Queen, all for tucking a white Hanes shirt into a taffeta skirt she might well have ripped off from Gwyneth Paltrow the year she won for Shakespeare In Love -- and in fact, biting her OWN idea of wearing Gap shirts with formalwear, which Sharon did to more unusual effect in 1996.
I adore these two. Courtney Peldon presumably doesn't HAVE any better options, or doesn't understand them. Sharon Stone, though, is SHARON STONE. She CAN be fabulous; she just chooses to be crazy. And while I respect that on some levels, I also feel like she should pay a penalty to someone for taking that DNA for granted.
Maybe that penalty is adopting Courtney Peldon, for real. I'm sure Brown and her parents would miss her, but it's not like they can't communicate or go shopping once in a while. It's too perfect. Don't you want to see Sharon Stone and Courtney Peldon out on the town together ALL THE TIME now. laughing and chatting and learning from each other? "OKAY, CORDY," Sharon would say. "THE FIRST STEP TO BEING FABULOUS IS BACKCOMBING YOUR HAIR AND THEN STANDING IN A WIND TUNNEL." Then Peldon would go, "What if I just crimp it again?" And Sharon would be all, "THAT'S TERRIFIC, PANTIES. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP. PASS ME MY BOA."
Tough. Tough. Tough.
Between this and Ling v. Chlo. Sev., I'm going to be so torn.
NO! People! Think about this! It's a PELDON! She HAS to go to the final! Sharon Stone didn't always act this crazy. Remember the ball gown with the Gap men's shirt? And how cool that was?
Peldon's been quite the upstart in this tourney, but come on, it's gotta be Shar. It's true: she OPTS for the fug. She strong crazy.
I've been saying all along that it would by Campy and Bai Ling in the final match-up but I had to go with Sharon on this one. Compared to her mature fug Corduroy is just an amateur.
I gotta go with age and experience here. Sharon Stone is just. so. weird. And, she gets points for actually knowing how to do better than this ... has Miss Peldon ever shown up in public looking good? She may have the fug, naturally, but Sharon Stone works for it, and I respect her hard work.
Sharon is just so fug. Courtney is a little to earnest. Maybe next year
I'm torn! My "basic instinct" (har har) is to go for Sharon because of her obvious batshit lunacy. But then La Peldon is really strong with the fug. EVERY PICTURE OF HER IS FUG! Whereas Sharon actually can dress nicely (maybe someone else dresses her on those rare occasions).
I dunno. It's tough.
Yeah, yeah, Sharon is batshit-crazy I agree. But c'mon, peldon thinks she's so hot to trot in all her outfits, like she's really "fashion foward", can't you all read that on her face? It is like she's so damn pleased with herself and the outfit she chose. At least Sharon can play the insanity card...
Yes, Sharon has maturity so she should know better. However looking at their respective bodies of work, how can Peldon not win this round? She is the embodiment of fug, whereas Sharon Stone's diva fug is kind of like J.Lo's. Sometimes she gets it wrong, but sometimes it's really good. Peldon is 99.9 percent fug all the time.
Goodness gracious, this is the hardest yet. I'm going with... Peldon. Because she is Peldon. Do I really need to explain it? (Oh, by the way, I love the way you always type Sharon's dialogue in all caps. It befits her well, somehow.)
Tough... but I'm going with the Stone on this one! Its still my secret wish that Sharon and Posh get pitted up against one another!
I would wear some of the things Sharon wears. even the all out crazy. But I would NEVER wear anything I've seen on Peldon. She gets the fug vote from me.
This was a tough choice, but I've got to go with longevity. Peldon may melt into the ether (apart from on this website) but Sharon will go the distance. Peldon has had remarkably hideous outfits but...to Shazzer goes my vote.
No contest. All Mr.Mrs. Salon can do is remember the extras from "The Very Worst of Larry Sanders," when Sharon entertains Gary in her pool house. She's got it, and I don't want to catch it. Pass the Thorazine; wash it down with a mimosa.
Peldon is ONLY KNOWN FOR THIS. She's so lame, I can't tell you how irritated I am she's gotten this far. And I can't believe Sharon, as crazy and fugly as she can be, beat JULIETTE LEWIS, who is as sartorially loony as they come! Well, except for Bai Ling. And Chloe Sevigny. So, though I'm completely annoyed with this match-up, I have to vote for Sharon. The Peldon needs to be shut down.
this should be a no brainer - Courtney = fugtastic. but then again Sharon has whipped out some pretty fugging awful outfits.... decisions decisions. its gonna be a tough week
Sharon has earned her place at the finals. La Pel is an upstart who fugs to be get her picture taken. Ms. Stone fugs because the voices in her head tell her she must.
Peldon is bush league fug compared to Sharon Stone.
I had to go with Courtney on this one, because I imagine the poor little thing doesn't get nominated for a lot of things. What can I say, I love an underdog.
Cassie, I couldn't agree with you more. Sharon's fug is divinely inspired, Courtney's smacks of sheer desperation.
Peldon is fug. Her infamy was created here. Without this site adopting her as their mascot, I would never have known the gloriousness of bare midriff tees with ball gown skirts. And who doesn't love the fact that Court and Brown parade around town like the HoJo version of the Hilton sisters? Peldon's fug reigns supreme, and if she doesn't take home this thing, I might actually have to watch the Hottie and the Nottie or I Know Who Fugged Me.
Hang in there, Courtney! This is what you've been training for, Babe!
While I do appreciate the undeniable contribution Sharon has always made to Fugdom, there comes a time when you need to gracefully(?) pass the torch.
Sharon can definitely bring out the fug, but she does occasionally wear something nice. I think we really need to look at Peldon's body of work here. The enormity of what Courtney has done far outweighs Sharon's loonyness.
You people are CRAZY! It is la Peldon! Sharon has at least on occasion wore something not only decent but ultra fabulous. And she is a genius. And she is SHARON STONE. And therefore cannot be fug. It goes against the cosmos!
And frankly, that massive fur blanket she wore was AMAZING. As was the dress underneath. Though perhaps I am slightly biased, being from Canada and having to deal with Canadian winters - the idea of wearing a massive blanket of fur every day is uber appealing. I nearly did it with my polar fleece, but it just wasn't the same.
(Though for the record, before people start going rank, I am not advocating the wearing of fur. But I am also against the idea of being cold for even one second, which is hard to do up here in January. It's like being between a rock and a hard place sometimes.)
COME ON, PEOPLE! Sharon is un-fug sometimes! Peldon is fug 100% of the time. I have her in the finals!!!! ARGH!
What makes this so tricky - as many have already said - is the whole deliberate versus out-of-ignorance thing. ShaSto: deliberate fug. Pel: ignorant fug. ...but if we're ONLY taking into consideration the sheer fugliness of outfits without considering intent, then I would rather see the full insanity of a deliberate fugster than be forced to regard the poor taste of an inadvertent fugster. SO HOW DO I VOTE? I almost want to reward the fugly genius of the Sharon/Posh/Bai Ling variety. But do I reward by voting for? I think I do. Thanks for listening.
Very, very hard. In the end I voted for S. Stone. She's so crazy/ fabulous that she should have her own bracket next year.
Oh my Lord. Peldon's losing? But...but...she's the reason this site exists! She's the unofficial mascot for bad fashion! People, vote Peldon! Sharon's bad, but the cougar ain't THAT bad!!!!
Sharon's longevity and higher celebrity status (and of course The Crazy) earned her my vote in round.
First of all I am pretty sure both Stone and Peldon are voting and comenting on this page.. You can't fool me girls.
I voted for Stone. She's an exquisit example of all around fugness. Peldon cannot compare and certainly lacks panache.
Viva La Stone
Sharon Stone knows she's fug and doesn't care. Even when she looks fabulous she's being batshit crazy. She belongs on the Fug Security counsel with Cher, Bai Ling, and Bjork. To me Peldon is like Speidi, except less recognizable. Honoring the fug will only lead to worse, rubbing-it-in-our faces fug (and her name showing up).
Besides, the many episodes of camel toe clinched it for me. I could see La Peldon being Stone's protegee, but not beating her.
If Stone doesn't kick Peldon to the curb handily and easily, it will be a sad reflection upon what this world has come to.
I'm going with La Peltoid: The Curiously Strong Fug.
"At least Sharon can play the insanity card..."
Posted by: Jane
Hehheh Come on, there's no proof that Courtney is sane!
Bai Ling v. Chloe Sevigny. I have to sit down. I do believe I'm getting the vapors.
I voted Peldon. (And I blame Spencer if Rapid Beaver still wins.)
Granted, while both ladies make me do spittakes at most of their photos, I had to give this one to the upstart. Sharon, while clearly more batshit insane, is also far more glamorous than Blonde will ever be.
Granted, we gave a similar Sweet Sixteen matchup (Chlöe vs. Phöebe - and yes, I put an extraneous umlaut just for the hell of it) to the insane fugger vs. the desperate fugger. But, that one HAD to go to La Sevigny - Opening Fugemony is an abomination that must be STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS. But Sharon, AFAIK, has not inflicted dresses mauled by small mammals upon us in the form of a vanity clothing line.
And walking around in a fur bedspread is nothing when compared to the fact that H&J can just POST pictures of Blonde and have them speak for themselves.
If fugness included plastic surgery, I would go for Sharon since she hardly resembles the woman who starred in movies in the old century. Yes, Sharon, some of us looked at your face when you crossed your legs during interrogation by Newman in that movie! I am sure Peldon has been Workedon, too. But I love her shamelessness. No acting skill, nothing remarkable at all. Just show some naughty parts and get the career going. ... Hey, I just described Sharon! What to do, what to do? I pulled for Peldon.
I had to vote Peldon. She has never shown up anywhere looking remotely decent, and shows up looking like walking clearance rack half the time.
Sharon may be fug a lot of the time, but at least she knows quality wear when she sees it.
This is hard! Right now, Sharon is pulling away.
Let's look at it this way: LaSharon should win on a long body of work and the long arm of the crazy.
But Clotney will be around next year, and the next, and the next, improving on the fug.
I say let the little girl move on, proud that she did so well in the preliminaries. We'll absolutely see her next year. Her fug is in her DNA, and needs some time to mature.
Let's award this round to the veteran this year!
i have gone back and forth on this so many times. i have white-outed my bracket to death. so tough. so, so tough.
FUG GODS! SEND ME A SIGN!
in the end, i choose the stone.
I had to go with Peldon. First of all, Sharon gets some serious points for all of her charity work, occasionally looking like the glamorous creature she could be all the time (if she wasn't...um...crazy), and because her biography includes having a husband that was attacked by a giant reptile. It would make anyone a little unhinged.
Plus, winning this is going to be the single greatest pop culture moment of Peldon's life, now or ever. I mean that seriously. This is ALL SHE HAS. Which is both tragic, and kind of awesome, because hey... at least several thousand people know who the hell she is, right? So let her have this title this year. It's as close to cool as she will ever get.
Sharon is a diva. She can and often is gorgeous but when she fugs it, she fugs it with gusto. Peldon is just an upstart with starlette tastes. Sharon's fug reigns supreme, and she should take this as a weird, twisted compliment.
Sharon's got it hands down for two reasons:
a). she's gorgeous and becoming more eccentric with each passing day, which translates into sure-fire fugs in the future as she becomes more and more of a fashion nutter, and
b). if you don't vote for her, she'll reprise her role in Basic Instinct and kill a b*tch!
p.s. AND Peldon is just pathetic -- I think fug for the sake of fug (Stone) should be more rewarded than desperate attention-seeking behavior (Peldon).
Sorry, Pipa. The gap shirt to the Oscars is what clinches it for Sharon, in my eyes.
Aw, c'moooooon! Really? Sharon Stone may be a bit wacky, but chalk it up to eccentricity brought on by age (she's really much older than you may realize, peeps!)
It's a PELDON! And not the semi normal one, it's the looney bin escapee one! She of the Ahnuld abs! Which is ironic since Sharon Stone was in a movie with him, but I digress.
Please pick Peldon! I want her to take the whole enchilada...and then try to wear it! You know she is good for it!
It's that pleased-as-punch look on Peldon's face in that shot that did it for me. Had to vote for her.
I had an ephiphugy this weekend about Sharon Stone and Posh, how Posh "gets the joke" as another commenter put it, and how fabulously fug Sharon is, and how we need them to just keep doing what they do again and again. Because they GET fashion, despite abusing it, they GET IT. Courtney, sadly, is devoid of such a basic instinct (see what I did there?), so, despite this match being virtually impossible, and visually painful, I went with Courtney, as she defines fashion ugly right down to her often visible underwear.
No contest. Fur is fug and judging by this website Sharon Stone has more dead animals in her closet that Mr Burns. The only way she can redeem her fug in my eyes is if she adds a Spencercoat (Spencfur?) to her Collection of Death.
I have to go with Sharon. Peldon has years of fug ahead of her. Sure La Stone dresses well sometimes, but C.Peld's fug has no inspiration.
Many Canadians find the death shroud uber disgusting, Tricia. The old coyote needs to stop wearing one. Fuggin' ew.
The rapid beaver eats fug like la Peld for breakfast!
The grandiose I-don't-give-a-shit attitude of Sharon Stone simply has to win this, in my book. I mean, Peldon's a veritable font of fugliness, but somehow, Sharon Stone is the grande dame of all that is fug. It's positively operatic! Also, when the fug girls write in their "Sharon Stone" voice, I laugh so hard that my administrative assistant usually peeks into my office to make sure I'm okay.
The question for me in this match-up is which is the greater and thus more fug-worthy sin: being totally clueless about what looks good on you and looking like a fashion victim every time you walk out the door (Peldon) or knowing how to look fantastic but only exercising that knowledge on the days when the medication is working and/or you skipped the 10 am martini (Stone)?
It pains me, but I must pick The Stone. Even though her intentions to be artistic and edgy and... whatever... are a credit to her whereas Peldon fugs without anywhere near as much thought behind it, I have to say that a woman as gorgeous as she must know better. Remember that dress with the hideous back vents up to her ass? WHAT WAS THAT? I think she should embrace this fugly tendancy though, and work it and own it like she never has with anything else. She is the queen of her own universe...
No!!!!! Peldon must win! Come on--she's the soul of this site!
The constant desperation in Peldon's eyes earns her my vote.
I am now a bigger Sharon Stone fug fan than ever. I can't wait to see what or who she'll wear next.
What?! How is Peldon not KILLING this competition? Because of her, I understand what fug truly means! Sharon Stone occasionally looks elegant and gorgeous. This is never the case with CPeldon! I'm sorry about all of the caps and exclamation points!
Courtney Peldon is the Stephen Curry of this tournament. Ruining brackets for everyone. It's gotta be the Stone.
Noooo!! Stone is winning?!
Peldon all the way!
The poor thing actually think she is doing right by the fashion world, where as Sharon "I wore a GAP turtleneck to the OSCARS and pulled off" Stone is clearly mocking fashion, style and insanity.
Well, you did it Fug Girls. I am offically stymied. I simply cannot decide.
I'm so anxious to know who wins i'm ready to pee myself.
WHAT?! Peldon is losing?! How can this be? There has never, ever been a "Well Played Peldon" but I'm darn sure there've been some fab Sharon days. OMG people, we cannot let this happen. Peldon for president! Of Fug, that is.
ShaSto maye quite a nutter when she's on the red carpet, but there are many, many examples of her knocking it out of the park (getting totally and completely right.)
Where Ms. Peldon has yet to achieve even a "meh" rating. Sorry Courtney, your fug reigns supreme for having not one single moment where I thought "Look! No panty line!"
Sharon is truly an enigma....and I kinda like the pink and white....no, I really like it...she looks fresh and pretty, and demure .... I know I know.........
She looks like the prom queen in that pic, which is fitting...
I'm still voting for her, just because she is Sharon, and she fugs with style and grace :)
I'm voting for Stone in the hopes that it will encourage her to further heights of greatness/insanity. LOVE HER. Peldon is not even close to being in her league.
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...I really like Peldon's massive skirt.
Much as I hate to do it, I'm going for LaPeldon. I hate to do it as this woman deserves no more attention (heck, I don't even know who she is), and Sharon is truly messhuginah, but Useless Celebrities such as Peldon & Peldon must be stopped.
Dudes, this is huge. Blonde Peldon has a chance to shine amongst the fug greats. Don't take this away from her. She needs this win the way she needs recognition, flashbulbs and hairdye.
Oh, so very tough to call. In the end, though, I had to go with La Stone, who is this century's answer to Madame DeFarge. She is Fugistrata and Peldon is but the (D)Cupbearer to this Goddess.
does anyone else adore the look on courtney peldon's face? she's just so happy and "look at my big skirt!" in a sweet kind of way. this endears her to me. and makes me believe that there is still hope for her to be rescued from the depths of fug. on the other hand, sharon stone is just so fantastically (and awesomely, i might add) insane in clothing choices. and therefore the stone is the way to go.
There seems to be some ongoing confusion as to whether we're voting "for" or "against" one of these fugly ladies to "win" the title. I always thought voting FOR someone on this site was akin to voting for Sanjaya on "votefortheworst.com"--it's a backhanded compliment of sorts.
Based on this logic, I voted for Peldon because she is a seriously pathetic young lady who can find no other hobby or validation than to piece together ensembles from a Disney dress-up trunk and then find some way to hike it up in the middle to as to expose her stomachular area. Sharon Stone, on the other hand, is fugtastic in her own right because she can consciously choose to look amazing or appalling with just a shake of a [INSERT WILD ENDANGERED FURRY ANIMAL HERE]'s tail. At least Sharon displays some observable talent (yes, besides being the dirtiest leg-crosser in motion picture history) and does not depend merely on her public appearances in Sherpa Couture for her meal ticket. Thus, a vote for Peldon, in my book, was actually a vote for Sharon (my fave) NOT to have this contest be the only yardstick by which her fabulousness is measured. I doubt Peldon will be able to take time from her busy skirt-hoisting/courtseying schedule to even accept the award, anyway.
Sorry - make that "curtseying" - this contest is making me very tired.
Okay, Sharon Stone is wearing a tiara. In my early twenties I bought a tiara for $5 at a garage sale and vowed to wear it in public one day. I never (sob) did, but by God if Sharon Stone can wear one in her fifties, there is still hope for me. How can I fug my inspiration? And I agree with other posts that Courtney Peldon is just so very clueless which is true fug, not the batshit crazy fug of Ms. Stone.
Peldon should wait her turn ;) Sharon is the queen.
I want to penalize Sharon for having the means to look better and failing to do so....but Courtney is just so bad, and always looks so proud of whatever idiotic crap she put on that day
Rapid Beaver gets a pass because I believe she has slipped off her tracks and is hitching a ride on the Norma Desmond train of crazy. You can't mock ill people, it just isn't done.
Blonde Peldon, on the other hand IS the heart and soul of fug. Which is defined (in my head) as bad taste, confidently and continouously applied, with no sense of irony or humor or mindful attention-seeking. Clueless, I'm-trying-so-hard-and-have-achieved sexiness/ purtyness/beeyouteefulness. Her clothes are always, without fail, cheap, trashy, ill-fitting, and inappropriate. She isn't costuming herself for attention, like Bai Ling (who shouldn't win this, either), she truly is trying to look attractive and misses horribly each and every time. She is Posh and Chloe and Paris class, without the budget.
It was a tough choice, but I had to go for the Lady Sharon on this one. After all, she is SHARON STONE. Srsly, yo.
Sharon Stone used to be sexy and sophisticated and didn't always seem like she raised pet mice, whereas Courtney Peldon is clearly deranged and has been since birth.
Most Memorable Outfit, Sharon Stone? Oscars skirt with the sassy Gap top. MMO for C.Pel, who can't even get close enough to the Oscars to wave? BIKE SHORTS UNDER RENAISSANCE WEAR.
I can't believe Stone is taking this.
I'm still searching for my own fug rationale. I think I may have found the Occam's Razor of Fug: given two fugtrocious celebs, (or "celebs", in the case of Ms. Peldon), how much would your life improve if each of them started dressing nicer? If Courtney started dressing nicer, I probably wouldn't even notice because she's not featured in People or Us or any of the other cutting-edge fashion mags I read. But if Sharon stone started dressing nicer, there would be more smiles in my day. We'd see her at the Oscars, at benefits, on the street, dressed nicely. Aaaah (a relaxed sigh)! wouldn't that feel good? Therefore, I pick SHARON over Courtney. Because my life would be more smiley if Sharon dressed better.
I was at a fund-raising auction for an abuse counseling treatment center here in Florida a couple of years ago -- and La Stone was the guest auctioneer. Towards the end of the event, she auctioned off her frock (a flattering yellow cocktail dress) and wore a table cloth for the rest of the evening. The thing is, she looked fab in the dress AND she looked fab in the table cloth.
Courtney Peldon doesn't look fab in anything. Peldon gets my vote.
All along I've been voting for Sharon -- figuring the sweet young fugs pitted against her have lotsa time left to fug. Now I vote for La Stone because Peldon doesn't deserve one more iota of attention. Who IS she, anyway?
I think that because Sharon is a) awesome and b) insane, you have to give la Diva some slack. Plus, it sort, well, works for her. I mean, let's face it, even when she looks like Cruella Deville she still TOTALLY WORKS IT. Pembleton, on the other hand, just looks like the trailer park she calls home is only a block to the left.
After some agony... Sharon. Because she knows better, and fugs anyway. Because Peldon is too young, and too clueless. And because nothing Peldon has done, ever, beats that butt dress. That took us to new heights of fug. I can't imagine fug that would beat that dress, but if it exists, Peldon won't be the one wearing it. So she loses.
Peldon's totally the Davidson. I'm rooting for her, but it's a tough battle against Kansas-esque Stone.
Just think: In March Madness all first seeds ended up in the final four. I think that's why Sharon Stone must be the winner today. La Pel is cute, in a Davidson way, but she's no Kansas!
Stone ftw. She mistreats her beauty in incomprehensable ways. Peldon kind of looks like she was born in that. Which is bad too of course.
Also, I really thought Brown was her real name. It's Ashley or something, right?
So hard. So very, very hard. Why must the choice be so difficult. I'm going to say Stone but I'll probably change my mind in the nanosecond it takes to scroll back up to the top of the page.
Despite the fact that La Stone could eat little Courtney for breakfast and spit out all the bones afterward, I had to pick Peldon. When all the elements of the fug are present in one person ALL THE DANG TIME, you just have to say uncle.
God help me, Peldon must go all the way. How can you say no to a Peldon/Ling showdown? HOW?
Sharon Stone for the CRAZY and the FUG win. Courtney can only bow before her insane fugness.
no no NO I can't believe the Stone has more Fug votes than Courtney Peldon! Sharon is FABULOUS. She wears awful clothes but then when she feels like it she goes all out and looks better than someone half her age!
Peldon. Is. Just. Cheap! End of.
no! no! noooooooooo! if the little fug-fairy that is Courtney Peldon doesn't win i will be heartbroken. also if you haven't checked out starringfragrances.com you should. apparently the site is being redone and is temporarily down, but keep an eye on it. the fragrance descriptions are priceless (just don't read before/during/right after lunch).
Listen, I have been all over the place on this fug madness, but the short version is that the Peldon product must win in this fug-off. RB/Sharon is fabulous even when fugulous, where as Peldon is simply and utterly fug.
Now, I admit I thought the same (well, similar) things about the respective contestants in the Sev v. P-squared square-off and yet came to the opposite conclusion - i.e., that Sev is a diva (not nearly the diva that Sharon is, but a diva of hipsters, say) who has fun with fashion and loves sticking it in your face in a kooky way, whereas la P is a wasted, skanky, attention-desperate hack ... and yet I voted for Sev because I just didn't want Pheebs to get all that attention (could she stand outside in a hideous kelly green smock pointing at the Fug Championship the way she did with Star magazine?). But here, I say let Peldon have the attention for being an annoying, if spritely, dipsh!t with hideous hair and no f'ing clue.
Come on, folks, Sharon rocks! She is not fug: she owns fug - she pwns fug - along with all our sorry asses. Vote Peldon!
There is the whole "Sharon should know better and chooses to be crazy" but I still have to vote against Stone because the sweet-faced Peldon is just HEINOUS and I cannot ignore her fugtasticness. The more I see the more I wonder how on earth she can repeatedly find so many horrible things to wear. I mean, Bai Ling is just naked or crazy. Sharon is crazy in a sort of A-Sexy-Man-Ripped-My-Clothes-Off sort of way, Beyonce is tacky-look-at-me, everyone has a reason, but Peldon? She is not even naked, just hopelessly fugly. Poor woman.
Oh my God, Peldon NEEDS to make a comeback on this one. I cannot live in a world where she is not the Empress of Fug.
It's not like she has better things to do than shop for actual, grown-up clothes. It's not like she has a REAL JOB. Her only obligation to the human race is to show up places looking like a MEMBER of it. And SHE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
She is the fugliest fug in Fugville.
Sharon is truly so beautiful. She could look so great! But she doesn't... she deserves the votes for the sweater-in-promskirtdress and half of the zoo she has had wrapped around her body. Vote for Sharon! Do it for the animals!
Had to go with Peldon. Stone's insanity is highly entertaining and we don't wish to discourage her. Fug girls, admit it, were she to show up at an event clad as an earthling, our lives will have become grayer. Peldon on the other hand...although we don't know her personally and we typically eschew physical violence...makes us want to slap the fug out of her FAMILY.
I love a clueless, plastic starlet! Sharon knows better, Courtney doesn't - thank the gods!
Have we learned nothing from our divine mistresses of fug: Jessica & Heather?!
Does no one remember the rapid beaver wearing the rabid beaver (albeit faux)? amFar people, amFar! That's right, "amFar away from sanity" is what we're dealing with here!
Fug is always in Style sayeth the Stone...
I cannot believe that Stone is winning this thing. Peldon is a PELDON, for fug's sake! Any time C.Peld appears ANYWHERE, I know that she will always put a smile on my face by virtue of wearing improbably bad clothes and being *insane*. La Stone is also *insane*, but I can't count on her in the same way. She does occasionally show up looking presentable, and she is infinitely more glamorous, even when she wears horrific clothes.
Come on, Courtney! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE!
Are you people really picking Sharon Stone over COURTNEY PELDON????? I mean....really??? Go back. Look at old posts. Do some googling of your own. Whatever you have to do. You can find dozens of pictures of SS looking gorgeous. Crazy, but gorgeous. If you can find one instance where Peldon looks like she didn't just walk out of the FugMart in Insanoville, I will give you a gold star and a cookie.
here's why i picked sharon over peldon--fur. her outfits frequently have more dead animal than your average butcher, which for me is offensive to more than just the eye.
Sharon Stone only has a few more years in the running for this. She will soon be so old that others will be dressing her and she will just be wearing a purple paisley muu-muu with some a pair of pink fuzzy slippers.
So, I think that Sharon should win against Courtney. I mean, think of how FUG Courtney will be when she gets as old and desperate as Sharon Stone?????? Oh, it just boggles the mind, doesn't it????
It just is a wonderful reason to keep on living.
It's got to be Peldon and Bai Ling in the final! Bwa ha ha- FugMart in Insanoville : )
YaY Sharon Stone and appropriate votes of fugness! i take no responsibility for peldon for making it this far or if she makes it any further. i was one of the few who voted for brown and i've voted lohan and against peldon in all the match-ups, not bc of 'principle' but bc she doesn't deserve it! (according to me, who has been in the minority so far)
What is wrong with the world? Courtney Peldon is NOT winning a fug-off?
Cannot believe my eyes. Also, I'm glad we're not betting on this bracket, because I would so totally be out here. Sniffle.
Come on Peldon! Rally!
WTF if Peldon goes down in this round, the world is seriously off its axis.
I was going to go with Courtney, but then I looked at the picture of Sharon with the wind tunnel hair and had to reconsider. Also, I second the comment above about Sharon wearing fur. Ugh.
I had to vote for Stone because Peldon doesn't even belong in this "tournament." Come on, is she really a celebrity anywhere else other than this website. Its like a some small high school from Ohio playing against Duke!
Sharon Stone may dance the Fug Fantastic, but The Peldon's Fug is Borg-like in it's ability to assimilate all, and has possessed that poor girl down to her mitochondrial. And how else would we ever manage to have a face-off between The Peldon and Bai?
Sharon Stone + 45684756908743506897436 various skinned animals = fug X 34543534543543543543535345435345 a billion.
P.S. Who else totally thinks it's gonna be Sharon vs. Chloe for the Championship?
Man this is so hard...and it all boils down to definition.
The problem I have is that I think I am actually defining true fug as a fabulously divaesque state, which I actually often admire,as opposed to just dressing crappy. So I keep voting for the fug divas whom I extoll, like Posh & Stone & Sevigny , but I'm really voting for them because I adore them, and frequently wish I could afford what they are wearing, and the fact that they will, after looking so fierce and fine, pull a complete batshit crazy outfit from their bag, well it makes me love them all the more, because, darlings, there ain't nothing worse than boring.
But if I adhere to what I believe is the popular definition of fug, which appears to be "dresses consistently really badly", why then I must vote for entirely other people, and indeed have done so, for example in last weeks J Lo versus Beyonce ho down, well J Lo is a fabulous Diva, and you might not love everything (or anything) she wears, but she sure as hell gives great frock, whereas Beyonce, tres, indeed trop tacquois, mes cheres, and therefore reprehensible, and the true winner of the fug.
So, do I vote for Stone, because she is a fug mentor for our time and I want to roll around with her in her giant fur rug, or do I vote for the little blond munchkin, whose only discernable talent is dressing consistently in a way that afrights our colective eyes?
So hard.
Hmmm. Without a Peldon in the running....
Posh vs. Bai Ling for the finals?
There's something to be said for having a Style with a capital S. Ms. Stone may often miss the mark, but that's only because she takes so many risks. Uncalculated risks, maybe, but at least the lady's got some guts.
The Peldon, however, I simply have no words. She consistently looks like a more formal, frillier version of me in 1990. And it's not cause she's in the vanguard. She just can't match.
HOW IS C. PELD LOSING??????
Well done Sharon! It's about time that someone slapped the extensions off of LaPeldon and her "How to Succeed at Fug Without Really Trying" pseudo-stylings.
How in the name of Karl Lagerfeld did that imposter make it to the Elite Eight? She couldn't even carry LiLo's leggings!
H & J said it-- Sharon should know better but still goes straight for the fug. She wins.
Very hard. I'll have to go with Sharon on this one. She's a much bigger star than Peldon, she should have the resources to be fabulous all the time, yet she always outfugs her last outfit. Peldon's fug seems to be inspired by some desperate plea for attention.
i totally voted for courtney, but have changed my mind because of stone's flagrant incorporation of fur into her wardrobe! You have to admit she wears ridiculous and unecessary amounts of fur
This Peldon is like a little girl who sneaked into her big sister's closet and just whirled around and knocked everything off the hangers, and then put some stuff on really haphazardly. And her sister is H.R. Pufnstuf. She can never compete with the fug supernova that is Sharon "Rapid Beaver" Stone.
Reflect: reflect! What about Basic Instinct?! What about her whole aesthetic, forged in the mighty crucible of fug, three parts One Million Years B.C. and two parts Madonna video? How about her hair? Her hair alone. Come on you guys. Courtney Peldon has regular hair. Yes, in pigtails! Whatever.
I'm still for the Sev to take this thing, though. At least the Rapid Beaver looks to be having a good time, mostly.
Team Stone! Oh, I am so glad Peldon finally looks to be going down. I hate her forever for beating LiLo in the first round. That should never have happened! Lilo is a goddess of Fug!!
Also, what the hell do the Peldon's DO, anyway? At least the likes of Lilo and Stone have some talent.
You betta' watch your back, Peldon!
Sharon Stone is a steaming hot cuppa crazy, and I'm thrilled to see her making it to the finals.
I voted for Peldon because, as someone said upthread, this is all she is known for, with possible exception to not understanding the concept of safety first on a set. However, *small voice* I love that yellow skirt.
I voted for Peldon because, as someone said upthread, this is all she is known for, with possible exception to not understanding the concept of safety first on a set. However, *small voice* I love that yellow skirt.
I waffled so much on this. (Mm, waffles.) Stone Cold Crazy versus the benign goofiness of the Peldon? I voted for the Stone, but even now I'm not sure I made the right choice.
You know what, though? Chloe's going to take it all. All will fall before her mighty fug. The white sunglasses, the ugly jeans, the doily hat, that smarmy expression? Heck, she can win it on the strength of those godawful black wedge orthopedic granny pumps alone. The Sev will slay them all.
O, yes, Maria...I am with you. It's the Sev all the way. I will flip if she doesn't take the crown. Bai Ling is completely insane...but at least she doesn't have her own "fashion" line. At least she isn't hailed as a fashion icon.
Nobody thinks Peldon is a fashion icon, either. That is why I think Lilo should have taken her in the first round. Peldon's face says "That's right. I know I look completely nuts, I'm getting attention for it and loving every minute!"
Lilo, however, seems to be all "I AM STYLE, I AM GLAMOUR, EAT MY STARDUST BITCHES." Yet she looks like a crack whore, a badly dressed crack whore. I'm still steaming about her losing!
It looks like Stone and Paris are both making the finals...and I'm betting on Posh and the Sev also making it. I will have a melt down if Sev doesn't defeat Bai Ling.
The fug is mad strong with Peldon. And, I have to say, I voted for her because of her continual goofy and irritating smile which demonstrates, as the girls in my high school used to say, "She think she cute." Yes, she has the gall to think she cute with CRIMPED HAIR. Groan.
Nevertheless, it looks like Shar has a mandate. It's all good. I'd like to see the Peld go on, but I can't honestly deny that Sharon Stone looks a hot crispy mess most of the time.
Oh hell....gack! This is SO tough. I'm going to have to try a new take here. Which of these women do I secretly want to be like? SHARON. Who doesn't want to strut into a room with a tiara, or a furgasmic coat, and OWN the room. (Note: I would only do faux fur, personally). What I wish is that Stone would do better hair + make-up. Beyond that, I can forgive her ANYTHING. Dominatrix, Cruella DeVille, anything.
I would NEVER want to be a Peldon. Peldon is the gooey eyed roadkill on the Sharon Stone Express. Peldon is Thumper. I've been trying to place which Disney creature she is...and I think it's Thumper. Any ideas, girls? Flowers is too good for her.
I can't fug DIVA alpha-female. The muffin gets it.
Oh this was a hard one. I voted for Sharon purely because she's a fug veteran and has worn most of befurred population of the world at one point or another. Sure she has looked great but that just proves she knows how to and still gets around in a freakin' tiara!
However, kudos to C-Peld and her 'Whiff of Desperation' clothing line. Little girl, you will go far in the fug.
Dear Lord this was a tough one. I went through an entire can of diet coke whilst reading all the comments in an attempt to glean insight: i do not take this vote lightly. And yet, what nailed it for me was that purse Blonde Peldon is holding in the crimped hair shot. That's, like, a purse you get for free with a $10 purchase Bath and Body Works. That's a purse that my four year old daughter plays with. I gotta go with midriff lovin'-don't bend over in that skirt wearin - crispin glover engagin' - not only are my shoes ugly but they don't fit me right Peldon.
Sharon is like Darth Fug, my friends.
Peldon.
Sharon's so damn fabo, regardless but Peldon is...Peldon.
I had to go with La Peldon. Sharon goes in and out of fugdom. La Peldon is so classically fugalicious that she is the gold standard.
I'm with Debbi on this one - who IS C. Peld and why do we care what she wears?!?! She's like the crazy lady down the street who rides her bike in the snow and wears, well, er, "interesting" apparel. Blonde Peldon deserves no more attention than my crazy neighbor.
La Stone on the other hand, is so established and so talented and so gorgeous - yet she has truly earned the ire of the rapid beavers! Her crimes involving fur are more than sufficient to give her the bracket here. People, LaStone has embraced the fug and rightfully earned her way to the next round.
Peldon! She's the only one I consistently visit this site to see (not that she's ever consistently on the red carpet)!
Wow. And I thought my breakfast conundrum this morning -cream cheese bagel or toasted vegemite and swiss cheese panini? - was a tough one. But I must err on the side of Peldon.
"I had to vote for Stone because Peldon doesn't even belong in this "tournament." Come on, is she really a celebrity anywhere else other than this website."
Posted by: cb
That's the thing, cb.
How do we know her at all? Because of the sheer glare and inexplicable public constancy of her Fug! She has forced herself into our retinas, and therefore deserves... well, everything she gets, probably.
I'm just sad that the upstart who dethroned Lindsay Lohan probably won't make it to the final four... God, does LL need any more embarrassments? That being said, Sharon Stone absolutely deserves to win this one--while Courtney Peldon has that air of innocent girl who doesn't know any better, Sharon Stone has that air of calculated craziness and desperation that seems to just OOZE through her ill-fated clothes. Also, voting for her is like voting for a phantom Lindsay Lohan -- how can you go wrong?
"Peldon is the gooey eyed roadkill on the Sharon Stone Express."
Posted by: Becca
AAAHAHAA!! Ohh. Awesome.
Sharon wins it for her body of work. Peldon is a total amateur compared to bat-s**t crazy Sharon.
Honestly. Guys, Peldon is the Fug of Fugs. Stone has class, even if it is hidden somewhere. Peldon has less class than Hooters. HOW will you let her off this easily?
Why would Stone win?
If Peldon loses this round, all hope for a true, honest to goodness fugger is out.
Stone has looked good once or twice. Peldon never, never looks good. It's Peldon all the way. Let's not vote for Shaz just because she's technically more famous. A fug, is a fug, is a fug - and that fug is Courtney Peldon.
I agree with Renee up there. Peldon all the way. She fugs there for she is.
C Peld!! c'mon people, despite sharon's runaway boobage, how can you compete w/ a belly tank, red bra, pink panties and a skirt that sorta resembles an assortment of spoons that flairs out like lower-talia wings??...if court doesn't prevail in this round, then the terrorists have truly won.
C- Peld for Fug !08
The tragedy with Sharon is that we KNOW she can actually look good. We have evidence of her showing a decent sense of style! Yet she chooses to thumb her nose at us and make us scratch our heads asking "Why God, Why?". C.Pel is just a misguided girl who needs to be given a few fashion books. Perhaps Tim Gunn's. And have we ever seen pictures of Mother Peldon? It could just be genetic...
OMG people. Peldon is losing? (snif)
Come on Peldon! You can still make it!
Sure Sharon is batshit but Peldon HUMPED BAI LING'S LEG!!! That has to trump all the crazy sharon stone antics in the world!
I just want to see Bai and Peldon in the final fugmatch of doom.
I don't know about you guys, but I REALLY want a Peldon for President shirt.
I just don't think Courtney deserves the title--at least Sharon has you know, talent and abilities, making some of her fashion choices all the more baffling. Peldon on the other hand...where is she from again???
I chose Peldon. I agree with those who said Sharon does occasionally wear something nice, whereas Courtney fugs every article of clothing she owns - that we've seen, anyway.
Sophie's choice has nothing on this
Not that I'm comparing Stone to D DLewis, for God's sake... but Stone serves a talent/purpose in the universe sometimes. Pel is just, well, herself. When all you have is you and you dress it like THAT, then you are truly FUG.
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