(2) SHARON STONE vs. (15) EMMA WATSON
Where does one start with the delightful/crazy Sharon Stone? The fur bedspread she dragged around all winter, as if she would soon be forced to make her bed in the street? This outfit, which appears to encompass the pelt of every animal currently walking the earth? The dress she ran through the office shredder? The hair? The make-up? She's simply the complete fug package. She should teach a class, in fact, like Advanced Fugology 213.
Below, would be one of her most promising students:
Emma Watson is a delight -- no, we really mean it. Unironically. She seems like a lovely girl and although she tends to overly rely on her eyebrows when she acts, who doesn't really have a strong affection for little Hermione Granger? It's a shame she went out wearing a headband around her forehead that one time. It's a mercy that bus didn't run her over for wearing mom-jeans knickers. She also went through a hit-or-miss Chanel period that we all enjoyed, especially Karl Lagerfeld,we suspect.
(3) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY vs. (14) NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
Keira Knightley always looks so sullen and cranky on the red carpet, but when we see her in interviews, she comes across as totally charming and lovely. It's so hard to figure out how to feel about her! But it's not so hard to figure out how to feel about some of her clothing choices. The above is a good example of her habit of wearing dresses that are all about emphasizing Bony Clavicle. So is this. And, of course, this. But then she also covers up in the most bizarre of ways. She's a conundrum. A fascinating creature. A woman who once belted a pillowcase.
We're surprised Natasha Bedingfield hasn't worn her sheets out yet:
Nothing hotter than a smoking woman on your chest. No, literally smoking. But Natasha here really loves her some wackily-designed shirts. This one is not even technically a shirt. Oy.
(6) KIRSTEN DUNST vs. (11) JULIETTE LEWIS
Oh, KiKi. You bring us such happiness. First of all, who did not feel moved to pure joy by this picture? It is pure delight! It is the anti-fug! Uggs run from it, quaking in fear! However, it's got a lot of fug to undo when it comes to notorious bra-hater and renowned good sport Kirsten Dunst -- who was recently in rehab, as you may know, and who may still be there, and to whom we do seriously wish the best, because we love her in those glasses. For example, she's responsible for this crazy-ass get-up, as well this crazier-assed get-up, and this, one of the craziest-ass get-ups of all. Also this. Oh, god, it's so hard to stop.
But does she beat this?
Um. White clogs? Fishnet-esque hose? A hot pink tent dress? A hat? Matching pink sunglasses? Could Juliette Lewis compete solely on the basis of this picture alone? Yes. But we won't make her. Because she's also worn THIS. And this. And THIS. WITH THE SAME ACCESSORIES.
Lord have mercy.
(7) SCARLETT JOHANSSON vs (10) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
Intern George keeps calling this one "the battle of the racks," and he's not entirely incorrect, though the Ghost Whisperer has hers tragically under wraps here:
But who wields the power of her bodaciousness - and everything else --with more fugly punch? ScarJo, in something like this, this, this, or OH GOD THIS?
Or our beloved star of the worst-yet-best show currently on television (other, perhaps, than Moonlight)? Behold her accessorizing WITH A PARROT. Or this unfortunate Ode to the Hips (we all have them, so we feel your pain, but....). Can we interest you in a rather more scandalous number? How about a mai tai? No, seriously: drink up. You will need it if you ever watch her show -- which she executive produces, so apparently, she has veto power over things like this.
And then I forgot to open the comments. Sorry, guys! Please continue!
I'm sorry, Sharon... I could eat you with a spoon - you are that delicious... but you're also completely crackers when it comes to dressing... which, is totally part of your charm...
Whew! I was so afraid we'd lost our comments privileges.
I woke up in a sweat last night because I couldn't remember if Keira was in competition....of course she is, silly me!
I am going to go ahead and say Sharon Stone takes it all. Also, Moonlight IS the worst-yet-best show ever. All time.
I'd just like to say that Jessica and Heather are hilarious. Anybody who can make me laugh out loud in my little grey cubicle gets my vote.
I had to choose Natasha over Keira as most of Keira's fashion problems stem from her just being so darn thin. Natasha actually *chooses* the fugly
The parrot wins.
You cannot pit Stone against Emma Watson.
Stone has 30 years of crazy dressing to Emma's three.
BAD FUGGERS!
j/k, I love you, but I am right.
Juliette Lewis is the biggest fuggly nut in the patch! Wow! like what is she going for? believe it or not I think she could take down Peldon. Would some please feed Keira a PB&J sandwich or something!
I would like to point out that the person on Natasha Bedingfield's shirt is actually one of the New York Dolls--a man. Those dudes knew fug.
i believe keira "i swear i'm naturally this thin even though i wasn't in bend it like beckham" knightly looks like a tranny--and not in the good way. fug fug FUG.
ScarJo versus JLoHew was a tough call, but those high-waisted pants, elephantine pants from that one Ghost Whisperer episode put me over the edge. Oh, the humanity.
Ugh. I hate to vote for Scarlett. She seems so nice. And talented. But she seems mystified by her own boobs. Sometimes she wants you to Know They Are tThere (really, it's rather hard to miss them). And then sometimes she dons outfits that are clearly made for flatchested women. I think she hasn't figured out that her boobs limit her wardrobe options. She's young, she wants it all.
And, I'm sorry, how can you all say that Sharon Stone is fug? Her clothes are certainly wacky but they are fabulous, in an extremely over-the-top kind of way. Am I the only one who wants to wear a super furry coat with a train? Only a movie star could dress like she does and, frankly, she knows it and works that angle. I say praise her, even when her hair is crazy and she wears purple eyeshadow.
I'll get back to you after I finish drooling over J. Schwatzman.
Kiki in all that Versaille'd frippery? Forgives so much. "She looks like a little piece of cake!"
This was in no way fair. Emma is just starting out. She's got years, veritably years, of bizarre dressing in front of her to catch up to Sharon.
Sorry about my typos in the above post. Didn't proofread.
Also, does anyone else think there is a difference between wearing a fug dress that doesn't suit you (or is just plain heinous) and then finding a whole ensemble of tops, bottoms, shoes and possibly fug accessories to complete your look? I think the more pieces of fug you put on should count for something. That means you are either really trying to be fug or have extra-bad taste. The Keira vs. Natasha match-up is a perfect illustration of this. At least Keira is only picking one fug thing at a time, not 14.
Ahhh...this is such a great alternative to those other brackets. You both are brilliant
Yeah, Sharon is way crazier than Emma -- that's why she's a high seed (a 2), and Emma is only a 15. The higher seeds are so awesome, they get what are supposed to be gimmees in the earlier rounds -- of course, there's always the possibility of an upset.
Yep -- what Jessica said. in tournament parlance, the way the bracket is designed, the top seeds all face off against lower-seeded opponents, on the theory that they've "earned" an easier matchup. It doesn't always turn out to be easier -- like, in basketball, Duke is a No 2 seed that almost lost yesterday -- but that's the principle behind it. Hopefully (well, sort of) Emma will go all fug-crazy in the next year so that in 2009 she gets a higher seeding.
Maybe Sharon can MENTOR HER.
Emma never stood a chance. Sharon has had many more years to refine her crazy, whereas Emma looks like she might grow out of hers. You can't beat the queen.
Kirsten Dunst deserved to go much further in this contest, so it's unfortunate that she has met the unstoppable force of Juliette Lewis so early. Juliette might just go all the way. I mean, who is better positioned to take on Bai Ling? Juliette is crazy and loving every minute of it. You never get the feeling that Juliette will ever be ashamed of anything she's ever worn, whereas Kirsten might look back a decade from now at some of the inadequately bra-ed outfits and wince.
I had to give Natasha the nod over Keira. Keira at least tries hard to look good, even if she is often horribly, horribly misguided. She is also naturally beautiful. Natasha is not only a second-rate celebrity who is desperate for exposure (pun intended), she also has a C.Peld-like knack for showing up in completely inappropriate outfits at events where her presence is in itself a bit of a puzzler. Natasha is what I think of as Fug for the Masses: kind of trashy, kind of crazy, desperate for attention, and embarrassingly compelling to watch.
For completely different reasons, I also had to choose ScarJo over JLoHew. ScarJo is more like Sharon Stone: she works hard for her fug, and you'd better treat her right. JLoHew just has some bad stylists and occasionally shows up in things that she probably would have eschewed given time and some testing with a video camera.
sharon stone by a long shot....emma watson is a kid, she's just going through a phase and she'll grow up eventually. sharon's had enough years of being called insane to change her manner of dress.
keira, because she doesn't know how to dress for her body type...and i know it's a sin to wear someone's face on your chest, but that's arthur 'killer' cane that natasha's wearing! it's an ode to a fallen hero of rock & roll!
i REALLY wanted to fug the hell out of kiki...but julliete just really brought it.
scarjo...if only because of that dress that propelled her boobs to the sky. no woman in her right mind would allow that to happen to herself.
Dahlings,
You cannot put Juliette Lewis against anyone but Bai. It's not fair. Miss Thing will take out legions of deserving fuggers who might have stood a chance against, say, ScarJo. I mean really, it's like putting Loe Lewis up against the fifth grade wrestling squad from Millard Fillmore Elementary. She cuts a swath, I tell you.
i remember when i was in high school and sharon stone "arrived" via a vag shot in basic instinct. the media clamored about her glamour (wow, a rhyme!)...and now?
wow. i love her fug. she goes forth and fugs with vengeance.
her competition is too young to get the power of the fug and stone will school her (though she does prove to be an apt pupil!!)
I have Fugliette going pretty far in my bracket. Frankly, I'm baffled that she's seeded lower than Kiki.
Also, I almost voted for Emma Watson based solely on the Aub O'Day-ish headband, but no way is she taking down Stone.
Finally, I voted for Knightley on the strength of her stupid open-mouthed facial expression alone. It's really more than I can even bear to look at.
This one was tough. Except Sharon Stone. B*tch is crazy and fug, which is why I adore her. ScarJo and Knightly just squeaked by. Juliette Lewis - no contest, she brings the fug.
God, do you know that I COMPLETELY forgot about Sharon Batshit Crazy Stone when I was betting on the outcome of this thing?! Dammit! I think she might take the whole kit and caboodle, just based on her moxie - I mean, the woman is aged, and still dresses like a pre-crazy Britney Spears (but with more fur).
Snarkers of the internet I implore you- don't let Lewis's flashy insanity let you forget that La Dunst once wore the most geriatric outfit of all time. Remember??? The horrible primary-colored floral muumuu thing with the biker shorts underneath, looking about 103 years old? I still have nightmares about that outfit.
Kiki is a merciless queen of fug.
I love ScarJo. Ya hear? I really do. She deserves to win the whole the whole fuggin' thing based on this horrific offense alone, which frankly I'm surprised was left out: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/specials/fashion/040628/sjohansson.jpg
Girl, no.
As fug as Kirsten Dunst's dresses are, at least she doesn't regularly subject the world to her camel toe. Match goes to Lewis.
Sharon Vs. Emma. Please, this isn't a contest. It's an embarrassment. Sharon of course.
Keira Vs Natasha. Natasha just looks skanky and not the good kind of skanky, but rather the sweaty, green cloud of stink emanating from her I haven't bathed in 3 weeks kind of skanky. Natasha takes it.
Kirsten Vs. Juliette. While Dunst gets major points off for actually touching that ode to smarmy I'm so much hipper then thou douchiness that is Jason Schwartzman, but Lewis has always annoyed me. ALWAYS. So Lewis takes it.
Scarlett Vs. J-Love. Ahhh, the Battle of Boobtown. Scarlett is cute, but ehh, something about her touches my off button, and that's never happened with J-Love. Scarlett wins.
On a totally unrelated note, I think that you two girls should take a look at director/actor Kevin Smith and give him the fugging he so richly deserves. I mean, c'mon, shorts and a tuxedo top? Just a suggestion.
i can't believe the scarjo/love hewitt is so close, Scarlett's crimes again her breasts alone should put her WAY out in front!
1) Emma - Sharon Stone does top her for over-all crazy, but she's Sharon Stone and she can also look full-stop glamorous and amazing. Where as cute as Hermonie is I have never seen a pic of Emma not looking slightly fug when out as herself.
2) Natsha is either somebody born with genitc fug taste or has the worste stylist of all time, either way I gotta pick her over Kiera who because of the green Attonement dress (even though was a costume) deserves the unfugging of all time
3) Juliette Lewis, I mean really...this girl versus Peldon are my choices for the worst of the worst
4) Scar Jo - because if you take away her better body J. Lo Hewitt is always the cuter of the two. Also my overwhelming desire to smack Scar Jo every time she speaks makes me biased
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"I have Fugliette going pretty far in my bracket. Frankly, I'm baffled that she's seeded lower than Kiki."
It's a relative-fame thing -- in basketball, the major conferences tend to get most of the 1-9 seeds, and the best of the lower-grade conferences generally only get as high as 11 or 12. So we tried to do it that way: Major celebs higher, with a couple exceptions like Bai Ling, and the slightly more off-the-radar celebs (though still fugly) in the double-digit seeds. We were trying to make this hew in spirit as closely to the actual tournament as we could. Which is weird, when it's celebs and not teams, but hey. It's our first go-around.
Juliette may yet get Bai Ling, but she has to earn her way there... looks like she's mounting a strong case. I love it.
Don't get me wrong, the spangled sweaty jumpsuits of Lewis are incredibly wrong. It's just that Kiki's fug haunts me. I think it may be waiting around the corner of my bedroom hallway with an enormous butcher knife.
"So we tried to do it that way: Major celebs higher, with a couple exceptions like Bai Ling, and the slightly more off-the-radar celebs (though still fugly) in the double-digit seeds. We were trying to make this hew in spirit as closely to the actual tournament as we could."
Thanks for the explanation. It actually makes perfect sense. I think I was just overwhelmed with the fug that is Juliette Lewis, which has been consistent throughout her entire career as sort of-celebrity. However, I don't think even she can take out Bai Ling.
You ladies are doing a bang up job with the tournament. Thanks for putting so much thought into it.
Sharon v. Emma: No contest
ScarJo v. JLoHew: I have to go with ScarJo because breasts should be treasured and honored. JLoHew just doesn't fug often enough.
Kiera v. Natasha: I'm shocked this is close. Natasha looks a mess, but she has no variety. Kiera pulls out horrible dress after fug outfit over and over plus the scary bony body. Team Knightly!
Juliette v. Kirsten: Pink Leggings + Scientology = Elite Eight!
Seriously though, I have her and Peldon at the top of this bracket, which is a huge risk with Fergie and Sharon Stone as major threats, but they have that look of madness that puts them over the edge for me.
Bai for the win though!
Um.. Scarjo's insanity cleavage dress is a definite win.
i gotta add--juliette's live performances with the licks are incredible and if her off color knee padded stage gear allows her to move so freely and place her as one of the best front"men" i've ever seen, then so be it.
This is SO fun and SO funny! Thanks for quoting the Smiths back on the double decker photo! I laughed so hard!!
And Natasha vs. Kiera!! I SO wanted to vote for Kiera, but Natasha IS worse. Dagnabbit.
Oh man this was like the round of tough calls I mean except for the Sharon Stone one. Emma's only seventeen. In ten or twenty years when she's looking back on what she wore she will be able to say "oh GOD" where Sharon is thirty years later and is just thinking "will that still fit?"
Sharon because she's old enough to know better, Keira and J.Lo.Hew pretty girls, dress as if there house was on fire and grabbed whatever they could to get out the door, and Juliette because she is out of her freaking mind!
Natasha Bedingfield's cropped 'shirts' are annoying, true, but the BOOB BELT, people. A BOOB BELT. She can't compete with that.
I am quite biased in the Scarlet vs. JHew fuggoff.
I just can't stand ScarJo. I think she's a terrible actress! I just can't see how people find her talented. Her acting is so FLAT. She acts with the same dull expression, like everything bores her, in every movie!
But, yes, the clothes. And the Breast Irresponsibility. It makes me sad when girls don't know what to do with their breasts. Ladies, love them. Don't torture them by squeezing them into dresses or bras that don't fit. There are tailors and nice ladies in department stores that will do bra fittings. Whatever their size, breasts are wonderful.
Ok. Then there's Kirsten, another with BI. She's too young for them to hang so low. Her fugness is haunting, as Amy said earlier.
Juliet Lewis is a little nutty, that is why we lover her. Kirsten Dunst cannot pull her outfits off, she loses hands down!
Kirsten Dunst is not a real fug, as her tackiness is nothing more than a deliberate, cleverly designed plot to distract us from her vampire-like snaggle teeth. True story.
I couldn't vote for Emma. She's still young and has time to learn. Sharon should know better.
Keira's fug.... Natasha's just overly casual.
Kiki's name anagrams to Dr. Sunkentits. Coincidence? Still though-- Juliette Lewis could wear her outfits in a sanatorium and look right at home, which may be partly because she accessorizes with crazy eyes. She wins.
I voted J.Lo.Hew, because she is actually so pretty, and just misses the mark time and again. It hurts me to see the stuff she wears when she could look so good. Although, those pants (PANTS! PANTS!!!!): point taken.
Love this tournament. I'm pretty sure this is the most important thing I will do today.
eat a sandwich?
oh, non.
Keira needs to eat a truckload of bacon double cheddarburgers avec mayo.
"You ladies are doing a bang up job with the tournament. Thanks for putting so much thought into it."
Aw, you're welcome! Sometimes I'm sure we OVERthought it, though. We just want to make sure people get where we were coming from with the rankings, especially people who don't play along with March Madness and therefore don't know what the hell we're talking about with seedings and conferences and whatnot. I am already making mental notes for next year.
I was trying to keep an open mind about Stone. Maybe it was Hollywood Glamour. But that picture of her with LiLo is just so scary...
Keira v. Natasha - too hard to choose! That's a close one!
This isn't in defense of Natasha Bedingfield's shirt choices, but: That woman smoking on her shirt is a man in drag. It's Arthur "Killer" Kane of the New York Dolls.
She may not have known that herself. If she did, at least I could say she was going for some sort of 70s Punk look. Whatever.
Sharon over Emma-Sharon wins this for me if only for the fur, which is only not fugly when it's on the animal that owned it in the first place. Plus, she looks just looks rode hard and put up wet no matter what she wears anymore. Emma is just a kid, so her fugiveable.
Keira over Natasha-Because Natasha smiles. Keira a.k.a. Frau Frownypants looks like she hates what she's wearing too, which means she should know better.
Kirsten over Juliette-Because fun and fugly beats frumpy and fugly for me.
Scarlett over J. Love-Because I'm a flat chested gal and have always, always, always wished for a rack like these two but Scarlett should be locked away for cruel and unusual punishment to hers.
Wow, that was a tough call between Scarlett and Jennifer Love. I have never seen such lovely figures so horribly mangled by clothing! Except for Beyonce. Beyonce can wreck her body like (I thought) no other until these pics. Sheesh!
I had to practice a little tough love and vote for Emma. I know she's young, but the fug she's managed to squeeze into her short time on this Earth? Truly impressive. I mean, take a really good look at that flapper/pirate number she's sporting. And even when she almost gets it right? (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/07/well-played-mos.html) She has to muck it up by pinning Liberace's dreamcatcher on the front. Emma, Emma, Emma. Accio taste.
Are you there God, it's me, Ash.
Please make Jennifer Love Spewitt go away forever.
Thanks.
Oh PS Happy Easter.
Sharon is old enough to know better. Emma is barely old enough to shop alone.
Dear Universe,
Thank you for not letting me go anywhere near international media or red carpets during my teen years. I was a bit resentful at the time, but poor Emma is evidence of what happens when a girl is struggling to find herself AFTER the world has discovered her.
Sharon Stone is a grown woman and has no such excuse.
I can't choose between ScarJo and J.LoHew Similar amounts of hits and misses. And I like them both so much!
1) Comparing the adorable Emma to freakshow Sharon really isn't fair. Is it wrong that the dormant ten year-old who still lives inside me sort of loves that purple frilly thing Emma's wearing in that picture? I mean, whatevs. She's happy. At least she's not a raging slut. Or, at least she doesn't LOOK like one. The girl's barely eighteen -- if that -- right?
I'm also one of those people who happens to be really offended by fur (hi, gratuitous cruelty!), so Sharon can basically suck it and die.
2) I think Kiera can either look breathtaking or horrid, but I agree with all of you: she needs to consume about 234324 billion frapps with whipped cream. But Natasha is responsible for that piece of crap "I am unwritten! Pen's in my hand! Ending unplankjndflkjhdlkhdlshddl"!M!H!JKH!KJH song. I HATE that SONG. So she gets MY fug vote for that GODDAMNED FUG SONG.
3) Kiki, mos def. I've never seen a pretty girl look so deliciously ghastly in every single outfit and every single photo. She makes me feel like Christy freakin' Turlington. Besides, I love Juliette, and she kinda owns all those neons and leggings and sweaty pits and headbands.
Even though she's totally into Xenu.
4) Okay. WHY isn't ScarJo's UBER-HEINOUS multicolored Louis Vuitton ensemble pictured as one of our fuggy examples?!?!? THIS IS A TRAVESTY -- an omission of the GREATEST KIND! NOTHING J-Love has done can EVER top the staggering fugliness of that outfit!! Remember the white nail polish? The crackwhore makeup application? The crispy hair as styled by a rabid team of Norfin trolls? Oh my GOD, the FUGGING INHUMANITY.
That, and I'm with a lot of you in that I generally just don't like her. Her *acting* is wretched, and she seems like a stuck up twit.
I LOVE Jennifer's hair and her fake eyelashes and her floaty little gossamer Ghost Whisperer nightthingies. The end.
Seriously, this is the most-fun pass-time to associate with drinking after finals.
Could somebody explain me the secret behind Keira's ability to always look like she will pass out any moment? It's not even about her bones. The look on her face, the colours and clothes she wears.. Well ok, it IS about her bones. The woman looks like a coat-hanger, for Cher's sake!
And Scarlett will always will be an actress of one face to me. I can't even imagine her face without her mouth closed and that pouty-whiny look on her face. Although sometimes she pulls out some pretty retro dresses, most of the times she wears lothes that look like she stole them. From somebody poor and blind.
Pay close attention, young Emma Watson. You can only pray to grow up with as much FugStyle as Sharon Stone.
And how could I forget the fugosity that is Juliette Lewis? She's a true contender, along with Bai 'n Cloe, to take the whole enchilada!
WOW! Dunst vs. Lewis!?!? That's like a fug catwalk showdown at a mental institution! Who to choose? Who to choose????
Sharon Stone over Emma Watson.....Emma has years of fugliness ahead of her. Sharon should be awarded for the pelt-covered fugs she's already committed for our viewing pleasure.
Juliette has given me the creeps since "Cape Fear."
Sharon Ston-ER v. Hermione
"and if a double decker bus...." OKAY I KNOW this isn't necessarily about the Fug-Homme (minus the Daniel Day and J. Depp portion) BUT that had me laughing so loud I almost got fired! I'm not going to get ANY work done until April 7th, huh girls???! CLEARLY, Sharon Ston-er is the winner in that match. Hermione is so pretty really, AND am I clueless in saying I actually liked her grandpa's pants and trainers?...she looked like someone I might hang out with at the 4100!
Natasha Bedingfield V. Kirk...er uh...Keira Knightly? I swear KK looks like the boy I was in "LURVE" with at 13 years old-All sans chest hair and bony and hot and....wait, shoot we ARE talking about a girl, one who should NEVER, EVER, EVER and I mean EVER expose the concave, p-nut brittle that IS her upper torso. Oh, and the "epic jaw" -LHM (aka, LAWD have mercy)...KK simply shines in this match.
Mrs. Almost Brad Pitt is actually a fun chick, and in my loyalty AND her defense, she IS on stage after all, and does a MEAN rock show! So I think, the crazier, skimpier, trashier she looks, the more the gay boys and yours truly love her. BUT , I just had to vote for her when I saw the white clogs. I mean seriously-CLOGS??!! no....really... CLOGS??!!!! white??? Oh gawd, I can't stop staring at them, ew.
Scar-Ho v. J-Love....I hate Scar-Ho,she dated and then DUMPED my man, whose last name rhymes with Bartlett- nuff said.
I adore that you two will never let go of that "Kirsten Dunst in glasses" thing - adore it.
Sharon's Age and Fuggery beats Emma's youth all hollow. Besides, she is the mother and progenitress of visible celebrity cooter. That deserves a vote or several.
I voted for Keira because she needs a sammich or several, and because she just seems like she should know better.
I voted for Kiks because she always has that "I just smelled a fart" expression (rather like Renee Zellweger). But maybe Ms. Lewis and Ms. Bonham-Carter could go head-to-head at some point for the Acid-Casualty-Street-Person crown.
As for ScarJo - she got my vote because SHE WORE MOM JEANS. That was enough for me. MOM JEANS, I tell you. MOM JEANS.
Sharon Stone get my vote just for sheer lack of social conscience...and just that one hit in the 80s that she's milked ever since.
I would have LOVED to vote for Kirsten, but Juliette sure brings the fug. This may have been one of the toughest matches for me in the whole tourney so far...
J Lo Hew seems to love her breasts, which I respect, no matter how wacky she dresses...Scar Jo doesn't seem to realize that good bra-fitters reside in every major city (as do tailors).
The ScarJo v. J.Lo.Hew showdown was the toughest call for me so far... they're both just unbelievable. In the end I went with ScarJo. Give me a parrot over ScarJo's accessorizing any day.
I didnt even look at the photos before voting for sharon stone...
Natasha B over Kiera Knightley. Natasha really worked those two or three outfits that are the only ones on the site to their true fug potential.
I am SO impressed with all the writing you guys have done. Its really kinda amazing. This must have taken weeks.....
Juliette Lewis, you make me smile. I'm thrilled that you're so happy with your life, really! But honey. Pink neon stockings haven't been a "yes" since we were walking to our first day of kindergarten in 84.
I honestly just don't think there's much Keira DOES look good in...but maybe that's just me.
OMG! Seriously, I really, really love this site.. I thought it was God's gift to me, but now I understand that there are too many fugly celebrities. TOO MANY. Voting is getting harder and harder.. I had a tough one with Juliette Lewis and Kiki Dunst. Not to mention the Jlove vs. ScarJo. WOW. I'm still rolling on "Ode to hips"
I want to see a Juliette vs. Chloe match-up.
ScarJo..giving the phrase 'boobies on a platter' so much more than we bargained for
JLoHew is just too campy for complete fugginess
I am embarrassed at myself because I had forgotten J. Lewis had existed. When I saw her on here I thought to myself "Self, THIS is the girl that could take this whole pie!" I mean...remember the cornrows? And that girl will NOT let go of the 80's neon! I love her fugliness...I mean, I hate her fugliness, I can't stand looking at her unwashed, unmatched, unfitting outfit choices, but I just LOVE a train wreck! I'm sick like that!
Ah.... what Ernestine said. Can't type any more - gotta get back to drinking...
Can I just say thank you? My husband was talking about the tournament and I slipped in a little description of this tournament. I think he is jealous that mine is so much better!!
You have given me a new reason to get up and go to work in the mornings.
Jennifer Love Hewlett only loses on account of her recent improvements.
Sharon is more fug than Emma, because Emma is only a youngin, and didn't we all wear crazy things when were were her age? I think Emma should be allowed to continue her fug for a little, she'll probably grow out of it and find her groove. Sharon, on the other hand, has well and truly found her groove, and that groove is definitely fug.
Sharon Stone should be skinned and worn around town by PeePee. And then Bai Ling.
It was difficult but Juliette Lewis over Kiki Dunst and ScarJo over J. Lo. Hew. - in both cases the losers put up a strong fight but where defeated by the malice of forethought displayed by their competitors' clothing choices. J. Lo. How. nearly caused an upset over ScarJo's dished up mammaries by allowing herself to be filmed in those pants but I ultimately ruled those were technically a costume and ScarJo's steel grey coverall represented a personal choice.
Meanwhile, Kiera Knightley's determination to display her sternum at public events overcame Natasha Bedingfield's general slovenliness and La Stone is, well, herself.
Y'all are just trying to be kind to poor little Emma. Sharon may be crazy, but most of the time she pulls it off. She simply doesn't care what you think. Emma just looks... well, poor little Emma. As my mother used to say, I can't believe that girl's mother let her leave the house looking that way.
As for Keira, I just can't laugh. What she fails to put IN her body is tragic enough, without looking at what she puts ON it.
I remember the J.Love's BIG PANTS on Ghost Whisperer!!! I'm so glad you posted the pictures!! I thought I had imagined them to be worse than they actually were, but I can see now that did not.
Keira's underbite drives me to distraction in a most unpleasant way.
Poor Emma Watson. I was surprised even to see her in the contest, to be honest. Mostly for the reason everyone else has already mentioned: She's just a kid, being forced to live through her adolescence in the public eye. Her fashion gaffes are accordingly awkward and childish. Don't get me wrong; I love you girls, and the site. One of the things I love is how it almost never devolves into meanspiritedness. The tone is big sisterly, like, "If only I'd been there when you were trying that on, I could have saved you from this terrible camel toe." But putting little Emma Watson in the contest seems a bit mean - if she finds out about it, I don't think she'll be able to handle it nearly as well as Kiki.
The battle of the racks is a tough call. Those are many crimes against mammaries.
I agree that one fug dress is a better choice to a multi piece fug ensemble.
Scarlett seems to have trouble with the concept of proper fit! I voted for Jennifer, because I actually think accessorizing with a parrot is cool.
I really need for Emma Watson to go all USD and upset Sharon Stone. Sharon's current margin of victory worries me. Sure, she is pure (fabulous, hilarious) fug, but the woman is, like, 65. She will only spread fug far and wide for another 30 or so years. Emma Watson is practically fetal and could ruin herself and others for seven or eight more decades. Think of the message we send if we say she's not yet fug enough, that she should strive for more fug. She's an impressionable youngster. Save the children!
I gladly tip my martini to crazy Sharon Stone, because she's wonderful and that little Harry Potter Girl hasn't earned it yet.
But the rest of the girls on this page - it's too close!
Don't make me choose between my children.
By the way, these comments are HILARIOUS and I fear I might spend my whole Friday night on this site.
Must...step... away... from.... GFY.....
How is Kiki losing? Her crimes to her boobs should revoke her privileges to them!
Oh, I forgot to mention earlier in my anti-Scarlett rant, that last week I was bored. REEAAAALLY bored. The kind of bored that paralyses you and you become incapable of entertaining yourself. So I decided to go see a movie. I walked over to the theatre without checking to see which movies were playing, and sadly, the only options were "10,000 BC" and "The Other Boleyn Girl". Well, I tried. I figured I would give ScarJo a chance. I was THAT bored.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON CAN NOT ACT.
She is mind-blowingly terrible, especially when attempting an English accent. People, spare yourselves from an awful movie and from watching that expressionless Breast Torturer.
I had to buy a therapeutic creampuff afterward.
Emma Watson is actually fairly cute. She has committed no fashion crime other than being young and dorky. Whoever amongst us is without sin may cast the first fug.
La Stone, OTOH, is the Cruella DeVil of Fug. When Chloe Sevigny dies and goes to Fashion Hell, Sharon Stone will be waiting for her at the gates wearing a floor-length gown made of kitten fur.
If J.Lo.Hew doesn't win, could we at least get some new Ghost Whisperer commentaries when the series returns in April? I want to hear more about your thoughts on her tea-in-the-afternoon ensembles, and I love your screenshots. It's like you're reading my mind!
And Moonlight is awesome, but it doesn't compare to GW. Also, it should just focus itself on the vampire played by Logan from Veronica Mars.
Amen! to the Omnipresent Grouch that is the K-Kni! I feel like sometimes she rolls up with the fug to be like, "Ugh! it is so hard being ME! Pity me, world, as I stand here with my horrific posture!"
Sorry, Kee, can't feel bad for a gal who got to:
1. Kiss Johnny MOTHER-EFFING Depp.
2. Full on MAKE OUT with James McAvoy against a bookcase.
3. Have Orlando Bloom kiss her and her leg multiple times.
Forgive me if I'm not using the term correctly, but "Sack up, ho!"
Also, a major WORD to the poster who mentioned the DIVINE green dress from Atonement. I want that dress in 12 colors.
So glad fug madness is finally here! However it's disappointing to see Dunst squaring off against fugaholic Juliette Lewis this early on..I predict Lewis may have what it takes to make it all the way to the Ling leagues.
On a more depressing note, my dose of E!Weekend was salted by a neverending feature glorifying the excitement and originality of fafarazzi.com's "Celebrity March Madness".
Well i checked out their site and i have to say that it was anything but original. the bracket categories are boring and tired and the celebrities facing-off are also predictable.
I think anyone who has visited this site can agree that it cannot even compete with the excitement (arousal,even?) generated by GFY's Fug Madness, and is DEFINITELY without the bitchtastic wit of Heather and Jessica!
Keep Fugging!
Sharon wins fugliest -- fur is FUG.
Natasha is fugly -- such AWFUL eighties nostalgia. Keira is always interesting and often elegant.
Kirsten's boring, but Juliet Lewis is fugly!
And, despite the boob abuse by Scar Jo, J. Love just is so much cheaper. I'll take silk over polyester any day.
Of course Kiera is cranky, she hasn't eaten in YEARS!!.
Sharon should really win this one, she's old enough to know better. And been an A-lister longer than some have been alive.
Oh dear...
I don't really want to fug celebs walking around town not looking for paparazzi, belted pillowcase or not.
Anyhow, Lewis takes the cake. With a candle on.
Stone should burn in the fires of fug simply because of all that fur. Eeek!
And J.Lo.Hew just can't dress her body, while Scar.Jo sometimes chooses the ugliest dress she can find.
To reiterate! We know Emma is young and harmless and adorable and prone only to flights of adolescent fancy fugs -- that's why she's a 16 seed. That low seed basically means she has NO CHANCE of beating Stone, and shouldn't! Of course, we've got upsets here and there (Peldon!) but the first round -- as in the tourney -- SHOULD be a walk for the higher seeds to allow them to rest up for harder battles to come. And Emma has lost it handily, and rightly so, and we are all pleased to allow her to tramp around as she sees fit until next year. All love to Hermione!
Whoops, I got all excited explaining that we don't think Emma and Sharon are of equal fug that I forgot to note that comments for this entry are closed, as the voting is now closed! Onward and upward!