Fug Madness 2008: Final Four, Game One

It's not just the fug - it's the nuts! And Sharon wins, hands down.

woo, its a tie so far!

gad, this is physically painful! My heart is with Sharon, and like Hillary I have to vote my heart even though the odds are against her.

Tacky clothing is just what Posh DOES. It's what she's known for.

Sharon Stone has no excuse.

Go, Posh, go!

I voted Posh because when you've got David as an accessory, there is no excuse for her to not dress fly as well.

49-50 in Posh's favor?????? No WAY!

Hm if Crazy Sharon Stone is Hillary Clinton, that makes Posh the Obama of this match. You know who I am voting for. You know Posh never bought the whole WMD thing. Besides, she's got what it takes against Paris and Bai. And John McCain.

I know the Stone wears weird stuff--okay, some REALLY weird stuff--but she can look normal at times. Nice, even. Posh looks bizarre, always. I swear every time I see her, she's oranger. That skin is the unholiest of colors. Bitchface FTW!

Posh gets it on the facial expressions.

SS is always so haphazardly put together and that's makes for great fug. posh's fug is too intentional. besides, ss was once hailed as hollywood glamour, but these days she reigns as the queen of fug :)
posh is kitsch.

The Becks always looks like she's trying so hard, and never having fun. Must-maintain-pouty-cruel lips.

Sharon's fug looks effortless, and then she can do the turnaround and be a knockout. It must be killer to date her and never know who will show up. She wins hands down!

I voted for Sharon Stone. She used to accessorize with a man who got BIT BY A DRAGON.

Posh all the way - she NEVER looks normal. And she falls back on her old cliches - tightly constricted corsets, robo-slut gear. So she also gets fug points for unoriginality.

My head is going to explode. I simply CANNOT decide between these two, I want them both to win!

Posh tries too hard to look like she doesn't try to look the way she does. Stone just exudes the crazy-fug and she showed her lady parts on camera, so, she wins.

Sharon should take this hands down. Posh just has an unfortunate affinity for leather and a dislike of bottoms. But Sharon? She's made fug into an art form. Plus she's amazing.

Agonizing choice! Not as bad as Bai vs Sefugny, but bad enough.

I went with Posh because it feels to me like she truly digs the fug and consistently strives to perfect the fug as an artform. And, as the younger of the two she's the future of fug.

I may be reading more into her fug than is warranted, but I've had my breakfast martini and well...what other excuse do I need?

I have to go with Posh. There was a while back in the early 90s when Sharon Stone actually dressed very well; Posh is one long train wreck.

Stone is mad. That madness must prevail. GO SHARON!!!

Stone wins, if only because of that dress that looks like a badger's been gnawing on her pancreas. Props to Posh, however, for looking like a post-op Peter Pan.

bogwitch - You Rock!

Posh vs McCain!

Posh all the way!

I'm not saying that Sharon hasn't made some bad choices, but her fashion is actually saner than she is. And I love a lady in a suit!

It was hard - I prayed on it - but had to choose Posh in the end. After all, as I have admitted before, I would BE Posh in 5 seconds if I could. Posh is goofy and fun, Sharon is just plain insane.

Not to mention, DAVID BECKHAM - hello.

I'm not saying that Sharon hasn't made some bad choices, but her fashion is actually saner than she is. And I love a lady in a suit!

I'm not saying that Sharon hasn't made some bad choices, but her fashion is actually saner than she is. And I love a lady in a suit!

Nobody, even La Stone, fugs it up like Madame Beckham. Kick beaver, Poshie, you rule!!

i voted sharon because she's actually got some talent and has no excuse for dressing like she does. people notice her anyway. posh, on the other hand, is a spice girl, and is only famous for being cheesy and trashy. that's what they were all about. oh and "girl power."

Posh takes fug to the bone (or at least the flesh) and that's just one reason why her fug is so completely fab. She IS fug.
Though I've got to give respect where respect is due; you are a formidible fug foe Sharon Stone.

You know, as much as Posh is crazy and her outfits are over the top and often very costumey (and her breasts always look painfully contained and like they're going to burst out at any moment) she at least looks clean, well groomed and somewhat put together - Sharon looks like an unkempt trainwreck...she gets my vote.

I had to go with Sharon Stone because she is batshit insane and speaks in all capital letters. Posh may DRESS crazy, but I doubt she seriously thinks her sofa is talking to her.

The "abuses of stellar genetic material" link is a mailto, by the way.

WHAT are we voting for here, people? Who deserves the coronation as the Queen of Fug? The person (I use the word loosely) who has painstakingly crafted a dazzlingly burnished, cut-you-with-her-hip-bone, 100- percent-reality-free persona? (That would be La Poshessa.) Or is the Queen of Fug the person (again, in manner of speaking) who gleefuly shreds sequined fabrics and large mammals and then strews them about her well-preserved bosom with a crazy-ass glint in her eye? (Stonella DeVille.)
Yeah, I can't decide either.

Posh is fugtastic! She has fun with her fug; doesn't take herself too seriously and does fantastic bitchface. La Stone, on the other hand, is just a nutter. Fugging because your insane isn't funny, it's just sad. I vote Posh all the way.

Aaaagghhh! It's an exact tie. So well matched -- good job everyone!

wow, this one's going to go down to the wire! i voted for posh. sharon just seems crazy in the "oh, that's crazy aunt sharon, just laugh at her until she moves on" sort of way. posh is, well "i'm a bitch and i know it so you better not cross me!"...which is kinda scary. plus those hotpants with the seamed fishnets, ugh!

Posh looks good even when she looks fugly, if that makes sense. It's who she is. Sharon and her unnecessarily Davy Crockett wardrobe are just fug. With Chloe out, she just might deserve the crown, in my opinion.

Sharon is timeless, and can transcend the fug. Posh is just basic fug. I had to go back to basics.

Come on, girls....Posh not only brings the fug on her own, she's styling others now! She's SPREADING the fug around!

Sharon may be old skool fug, but Posh is tutoring the next generation of fugliness. That's gotta be worth more!

People, we are in the presence of greatness. Those archives were breathtaking! And this side of lunacy. But at the end of the day, we must tally up the tutus, upholstery, black mesh and CHAPS for the love of fug, and call it a win for Mrs. Beckham. Shaz is 3D crazy but once in a while puts on something that sings, Posh, despite amusing me no end, puts the ugh in fug.

Go POSH! Go POSH! Go POSH!

Wow, this was even harder than the Fug Ling/The Sevinator smackdown! I wanted to see Posh make it to the final round, but then when I looked back on their respective bodies of (fug) work, I had to admit that Sharon's was just stronger and crazier.

Good night! This wasn't a hard choice for me. While Sharon is truly crazy, Posh wears leather chaps, an animal print top with a purple pleather miniskirt, and a doo-rag - all with equal aplomb. Posh isn't ashamed of her choices; she's convinced they're avant garde and trendsetting. The fact that she has only one facial expression also makes her more fug-worthy than batty ol' Sharon.

chaps FTW!

Again, I have to choose Sharon "Love Me, Love My Beaver" Stone, mainly for the fur blanket and the dress whose backside looked like it was mauled by the daughter of one of the thousands of dead animals she wears. I was "this" close to choosing Vicks, but I think she's usually performing (and dressing) like "Posh," even in her daily life, as sort of a duty to her fans...and also I was a tiny bit worried that she'd come bite our noses off if we gave her the win.

I was having a bit of a hard time deciding who to vote for out of these two. The new picture of Sharon Stone put her over the edge and made me vote for her. I busted out laughing as soon as I saw it. What is with that hair?

I vote Posh! Her complete inability to make any face that cannot be placed in the "sultry" category, coupled with her deranged sense of said sultriness, wins for me.

I voted Sharon, just because she's more likely to show up to an event wearing Uggs than Posh.

i think my vote tipped it in sharon's favor! yay! who woulda thought it'd be SO CLOSE?!

anyone who survives an aneurysm and turns out nice but still tough after gets my vote.

plus, did you see her in "broken flowers"? fantastic.

I also voted for Posh, chiefly because some (by far not all) of those things Stone was wearing were ... let's say *could have been* quite decent, worn a little differently. Which of course she would never do, but just the same.

Posh, like so many Brits, evidently, has a distinctive style. She pulls it off, methinks. It's a fuggy fugg fug style, to be sure, but she makes it work. Plus, she gets points for not displaying her vajayjay. Sharon Stone is just crayayayazy tacky, which is why she wins this round, although she will ultimately fall before the mighty fug that is Bai Ling.

Oh, and by the way ... you need to fix the link labeled "stellar abuses of their genetic material." I don't dare guess what it should have led to, but what it does is to open Outlook Express (feh).

In the end, it was the chaps that did it for me. Nothing says "fug" like half a pair of leather pants strapped around the pelvis.

I have to give Posh the Sev vote-- she's hailed as a style icon, she fancies herself a style icon, and she's actually selling her own brand to the unfortunate masses who don't know any better. And, like Sev, she just tries SO HARD. Sharon just lives in her own world of crazy and gives us an occasional glimpse.

Posh is fabulous in her fug. She deserves the win. Actually, to be honest, I would have liked it to come down to Phoebe Price and Courteny Peldon but I guess z-listers can't even win a fug-off.

listen...i had the opportunity to witness the madness of posh in person. she's crazy. she will always get my vote.

Maybe it's the raper outfit, maybe it's the outfit made out of animal hides, maybe it's because I'm still exhausted after Bai and Sev - WHO KNOWS? But for whatever reason, I don't have stong feelings either way. They both deserve this, and I'll be happy with either one as winner.

That being said, I voted for Posh. "Tanorexic" pushed her to the top for me.

Sharon is just so generally fabulous that she has to win!

Sharon shredded clothing is AWESOME Stone.

This needs to be considered: Posh believes that she oozes fashion sense. She's penned a book! She designs denim! She's working on a children's line! Clearly, she's disillusioned enough to believe that public at-large is interested in torturing their boobs as much as she is . . .

I vote for Sharon. The thing is, Posh is a sartorial genius of a heretofore unheard of magnitude. I would venture that her outfits are integral to her persona, ala Prince or Charo. And, as I asserted in previous posts, SHE IS NOT HUMAN and therefore should be summarily disqualified from the competition. How can someone as clearly extra-terrestrial as she be expected to stand up to the likes of Sharon Stone: who, while certainly a first class fugger, is definitely all woman?
Sharon is so wonderfully unpredictable! We all know Posh will sport something tight and tiny at any given moment, as well as be incredibly orange and shiny. Sharon, however, could wear ANYTHING at ANY TIME. She is the master. My case is made.

Seriously, its POSH!!!! She at least stands a chance against Bai Ling who we all know is going to win it all!!!

i think heidi is right on the money. there is a mad genuis to posh - sharon is just nuts. perhaps she's trying to regain some of her former "glory"?

OMG I cannot decide!!! This is agonizing...what to do what to?! My head is going to explode! They both are so crazy/fabulous!

Posh with her overglittery ang gold leggings, not to mention that rap outfit! And the flourescent green dress! And chaps! WTF!!!

Sharon with her obsession with wearing things that reek of death and that white dress with the bloody organ adorning it!! And her obsession with shredded outfits!! WTF!!!

It was truly agonizing but in the end I went with the beaver. OMG, I'm still not even sure I made the right choice!

Voted for Sharon. Posh pulls it off more often than not (so fug it comes back to fab), wheras Sharon's just a mess.

**Whereas! I was sick yesterday and I blame that.

This is the MOST GLORIOUS matchup ever.

Why?? WHY??? I thought I had my decision made until you pulled out these 2 new pics. Sharon is nutrageous and we love her for it.

I don't know...Sharon been looking really good lately....

Posh is all about image making/maintaining thus she should know better than to dress like she does. Plus she always looks so damn grumpy. Sharon has no better sense but at least looks like she's having a good time. Fugging brilliant

what was Victoria thinking????
only some gays and lil kim are allowed to wear that !!!

I'm going with Posh for the same reason some people voted for Chloe ...she's borderline smug in her pictures. Sharon Stone is just ballsy awesome. She deserves a tiara, but not for Fug.

I know this site is supposed to be about clothes, and not body, but when Posh chooses those ridiculous facial expressions/boobs, I have to fug her for it, big time. It's not like she was born with either. She could be (and was) a beautiful woman. Plus, the makeup. YUCK!

Posh revels so much in her fugitude. She owns it. I don't think Sharon Stone has a clue how crazy she is. I will love Posh always and forever. I think I may go watch Spice World now...

Ican'tbelieveIvotedagainstPoshIcan'tbelieveIvotedagainstPoshICAN'TBELIEVEIVOTEDAGAINSTPOSH!

I originally had Peldon winning this round and losing against Bai Ling. When Peldon lost, I bet Posh would beat Sharon Stone -- but I finally found I couldn't vote that way. Take a look at the first (bottom) four in Sharon's archive. The dominatrix outfit on the red carpet. The ugly purple butterflies. The horrible hair. The horrible makeup. The slit-up-the-ass miniskirt. Even that one of Posh that ALWAYS makes me laugh, where she has that pink dress tied around her, can't stack up. Posh is awesome and she pulls off most of her bizarre fashion choices, even the emm-effing chaps. Stone is a wonderful diva, but she's not pulling off emm-effing uglyass butterflies. And the hair and makeup? That's not pulling off strange fashion. That's not even a Dorito run.

I was torn, and then I was reminded of Posh-in-chaps (so much more fug than Puss-in-boots). F to the U to the G.

PEOPLE! Have we as a nation forgotten Sharon's white dress with the apparent period stains? That trumps all that could ever be put in its path.

Please. Posh is composed almost entirely of space-age polymers. She never looks like she is having any fun. You could chisel bricks with her bony outcroppings. She has no recognizable talent, yet serves as an inspiration for legions of adoring fans. She is the Queen of chav culture.

No. Fug that.

Posh deserves her spot in the Final Four, but ya know, she just doesn't look like she is ever having any fun. Neither would I if my boobs were treated the way she treats hers. Husband or not, she just looks mean.

Re. Sharon, I have to agree with our fearless leaders, Jessither. Heathica. "I have just accepted the fact that crazy-ass Sharon Stone rocks my world." She seems to have a WTF attitude that would make a night out with her quite amusing. I totally disagree with the fur thing but for out and out making the most of your style and flair, it's Sharon all the way.

Concrete tits for the mother farking win, darlings. Come on, you can't (and couldn't afford to either, sweetlings), touch this! SS is insane but my girl Vic must champion.

Posh gets my vote as she never smiles. And that bugs me. I don't care if it's "What models do".

Posh looks too frightening not to win. Like she might eat my soul if I DON'T vote for her.
Or make me be the bitch on the back of her bike.

Without question, Posh. Her level of fugness is clearly from the outer reaches of a nearby galaxy.

I truly believe this should have been the final championship match up.

So very hard to decide. I finally voted La Stone since I agree Posh's fug is extremely coordinated and then pulled off so well it does almost come around from fug to fab. Stone's fug just seems so natural, she exudes fug and it oozes out her crazy nutter pores.

I'm spent from the fug frenzy! *collapse*

posh no longer surprises me. (just writing that has an odd ring to it). but i expect her to be over the top.

but ms. stone's varied *tastes* are always an adventure. thusly, she gets my fuggin' luck for taking the crown.

Wow. And hard thinking like this is why I decided not to pursue grad school... yet here I am, deliberately torturing myself... half ready to make a pie chart to help me choose...

As one commenter pointed out on a different bracket, one person is a pop star and a lot of the clothes that have been fugged could fall under the heading of"stage costume". So Posh may not be wholly at fault. And, reviewing the archives (I really did!) I see that most of Posh's ensembles are simple (maybe not the chaps) and clean, whereas Sharon's outfits are so overwrought my eyes get confused. Her accessorizing is... she's very bad at it. Very bad.

So vive La Stone! She takes her fugging seriously. And for that, I admire her.

Come on Posh! You can do it! Outfug Sharon! Outfug the Cougar I say!

This is such a good match up! I'm a little sad Sharon Stone is losing. I mean, yes, Posh does wear some bat shit crazy stuff sometimes, but she is, after all, a Spice Girl. And Sharon Stone drapes herself in the entire animal kingdom and is the Queen of Cooch. It's no contest. Even though it is.

This was so hard, I had to resort to Google images again and just peruse the monstrosities of the past. In the end, I voted Posh. Not so much for fashion choices but because, after awhile, her boobs really started to frighten me.

Rapid Beaver all the way.

Sharon's bad taste is effortless and unpredictable; she is a master of bizarre and inexplicable choices. And she CAN be beautiful. She just prefers expressing her true self, which is CRAZY. And I love the crazy, as long as it's not the child-endangering, 5150 kind.

Posh's bad taste is, the vast majority of the time, extremely predictable. There's nothing crazy or original about Posh. Her otherworldly outfits and tanorexia are carefully calculated as part of her image, which she has cultivated for many years now. Also, to my mind, Posh has never looked beautiful. She has a certain glam-trash appeal, she knows it, and she maximizes it. There's no Joy of Fug there.

Tough call, but sometimes, if I squint hard, Posh is somewhat presentable. Whereas Sharon's get-ups are usually screwy -- I always get an immediate 'What's wrong with this picture?' vibe from La Stone. So that, plus the burst appendix couture dress, make her the winnah for me. Of this round, ennyhoo.

It has to be The Stone for this one.

In all honesty I've become rather fond of our girl Vic over the past year, and I salute her style fearlessness. Not that I'd want to raid her wardrobe, but hey she's so much fun to have around the place!

I gotta give this one to Posh.

Sharon is kind of sad and crazy and fabulous. Her clothes ramble as much as she does.

Posh does everything by design. I have to believe she is not an idiot and she seems like a good mom, and of course, there's Becks. So, she carefully chooses every outfit for maximum effect.

Sharon seems driven more by craziness and whatever is lying around on the floor in her bedroom.

Posh it is!

Oh, they are both so wonderfully fug. I had to pick Sharon over Vicki, but it was so, SO close.

Such a difficult choice. They are both magnificent, crazy, and fugtacular, but in the end Posh's chaps tipped my vote in her favor.

SHA-RON!
SHA-RON!
SHA-RON!

Here's the thing -- Sharon may dress crazy (only she only does it about 75% of the time), she may ACT crazy, and she definitely has the weird hair going, but she hasn't messed with her face (or her body, really -- if she's had work done, it's very subtle and well-done). She's aging, if not gracefully, then believably. Posh has become one with the fugness. She dresses fug 100% of the time, she's got the on again off again extensions (and don't forget the bald patch) her makeup is fug, her breasts are like softballs and her cheekbones could cut glass. Posh is 100% fug, true blue fug, and deserves to at least be in the final 2.

Oh, this was so tough!!! Posh's so-memorable rendition of Judy Jetson as an interstellar carhop nearly did it. But La Stone. I'm sorry, but Posh so often comes off as Peter Pan in drag (and plenty pissed about that). Sharon Stone could spank you with ham and you'd still somehow worship her. She has this otherworldly look to her that says "Worship me, trolls" and somehow ... we do. STONE vs. BAI for all the lost marbles!!!! Bring it!

Posh wins, hands down. Admittedly, I hate Sharon Stone, but she can pull off the red carpet turtleneck and look better than everyone else. That takes style, not fug.

La Stone all the way. Much though I do love me some Posh, she's essentially just a walking mannequin for Karl Lagerfield. She doesn't come anywhere close to approaching the full tilt bozo that is Sharon Stone.

Posh has more moments of style - sure, she has hilariously botched it at times but that is going to happen to any creative-minded person who is open to trying new things in the way of fashion (no, I'm not her PR rep, believe me). Sharon on the other, definitely talented actress and fun interviewee, but she just doesn't seem to care and often comes across as completely unaware of more tragic clothing choices.

one has to vote for Posh- I mean come ON!!!! Sharon at least wears decent clothes sometimes, POSH on the other hand has just ALWAYS been tacky and scary

Ok. This is now getting VERY difficult.

Posh, because we must insist on her fug. Remember that many consider her to be a "style icon."

Posh, because she is younger than Sharon but her Orange-Glow skin gives her a plastic appearance that reminds me of the woman who had 20 plastic surgeries on her face and now looks like a scared cat.

So difficult! La Stone is amazingly fug, but Posh is like Chloe...pushing the fug on others, and being smug about it. So remember:

*chaps
*yeti coat
*royal hat
*orange...ORANGE, for cryin' out loud!!

I liked The Pook's comment above: "CONCRETE TITS"!!

The match must go to Posh!

Oh sidhedevil! Your spanking ham comment almost made me delete my cookies and change my vote to Sharon.

Almost...

This is sooooo tough but I had to go with Sharon on this one. Most of her fug to me looks like the result of heavy drinking, like she forgot she already had a dress on so she put on pants too. Whereas Posh is just Posh, she is fashion forward and nutty which leads to fug, but very aware of herself.

That hip hop pic of Posh is killing me. Hilarious! I must have missed her foray onto the Block. God, I can't stop giggling.

Posh FTW!

Come on Posh, you crazy British b*tch. GO GO GO!!!

it just seems so wrong that sevigny isn't here...

OMG people! This one is absolutely no contest. Sharon Stone should never have advanced this far! How she defeated Juliette Lewis I will never know; I suspect there was a problem with the clock and the Sharonistas managed to sneak in extra votes somehow.

But Posh! Posh goes home and sleeps with David Beckham every night! How is it possible to snuggle up to so much beauty, then awaken and don a shiny silver sleeveless spacesuit? And the hair in the eyes all the time! I just want to grab a barette and fix it!

Sharon can sometimes look pretty and classy. Posh always looks just downright fugly. How she got that incredible hottie Becks to marry her is the 8th wonder of the world...

I gotta give it to Sharon. Their results are usual on the same level as one another, but the difference is you KNOW that Sharon is desperately trying to look 15 years younger than she is and failing at it...Posh is just trying to be skinny and orange and succeeding a lot!

One phrase gets my vote: Grapefruit bolt-ons

Posh ftw!

i want to keep sharon in my pocket, and take her out for her advice/commentary on all things life-related, because i believe said advice would be EXTRAORDINARY (just take a minute to imagine the conversation YOU could have with Sharon regarding your latest man/work/social drama)...on the the other hand, i want to keep posh in my pocket (because she's so tiny!) and have her give me advice commentary on all things fashion-related...because it would be hilarious, and possibly fabulous for my secret career as a future Hollywood wife...i mean, look what she did for Katie Holmes...posh takes it for me.

At least Ms Stone has more than one facial expression with which to accessorize.... also you know sometimes she laughs. The fuglist thing is to look as sour as Beckham

Sharon does crazy better than any of them. She means to look the way she does and thinks she is the hottest piece of chic shit out there. Posh, on the other hand, isn't as crazy and her fug is waaaaay toned down with Becks as her accessory.

Plus, for all his hotness, I truly believe Becks stamps his approval before she walks out the door.

Posh: you're outta your mind. This tune's gonna punish you...

Anyone else remember that lame record? Just me then, eh? *hangs head in shame*

Posh has had way more good days than Shasto. And she's not insane.

Posh just doesn't have the fugulous personality to back up the fugly wardrobe. Posh just wears one tacky Spice Girls costume after another. Sharon, on the other hand, embodies the fug.

I've said it all along: Posh totally owns her fug and therefore hasn't gotten my vote in any of her matchups. Because, it's sort of like, if you told Rapid Beaver her clothes were ugly she'd cut you. If you told Posh she would stare you down, turn her nose up in the air and say, "Annnnnnd what, bitch?" and would feel no need to resort to explaining it or violent behavior. Because she KNOWS she is amazing.

Posh better take this whole damn thing.

Not to get all PETA'ish, but *that* much fur is fug! It's like she is asking for a bucket of red paint to be thrown on her.

Posh and Obama!

In the battle between tacky and insane, insane wins every time. VIVA LA STONE!

Uh, what happens in the case of a tie?

My first comment in this awesome Fug contest. This was really, really hard. I chose Posh because I do believe that she is batshit crazy always dressing for attention, whereas Sharon sometimes looks great. I think Sharon really tries and just sometimes misses the mark whereas Posh does whatever the f*&k she wants.

The fact the same people(deranged I might add) think that Posh in an actual fashion icon, is enough for me to give it to Posh. At least you can safely say no one looks up to SS for fashion advice. Posh has a fashion responsibility, so she gets my vote. And where did the other 1% go? lol

La Stone will always get my love for rocking the Gap that year at the Oscars.

Posh seems to have confused on-stage costumes with real-life clothes, and that to me is simply a no-no!

It's a shame that whomever wins this round will so go down in flames against Bai Ling.

I LOVE POSH. She must win. Sharon is nuts and the tuxedo dress with the cutout back was truly horrible, but Posh beats out everyone. Even Bai Ling looks like just another attention whore next to the full-on diva crazy of Posh. YOU GO GIRL!!

Go Sharon!! You can't be felled by a *spice girl*. You, Sharon, you were NEVER a *girl*. A slattern and wackdoodle, perhaps, but no "girl." If both Sharon and The Sev go down, my brackets be soup, friends. Save me!

For the implants alone - it's got to be Posh.

I have to vote for my fellow Brit: fly the flag Vicky!

Hm. On the one hands, Sharon Stone is almost definitely doing what she damn well, pleases, and would probably say 'screw you, I like this' to anyone who suggested that she'd made a[n] unwise/insane/tragic choice when getting dressed. She'd probably mean it, too.

Posh... I don't know. When it comes right down to it, I'd say that she is much more concerned with the way others perceive her, so, even though she can't manage to come up with things as breathtakingly bats as La Stone does, she ultimately fugs supreme, here.

These awards are not exactly accolades, right? I have to take off my hat to Sharon Stone sometimes, but I tend to just feel sorry for Posh when she blows it.

Posh, join Paris over there... you've done it again.

Posh's fug isn't just clothing, it's bodily too.

And not that I am all "sticking up for Posh" because, for the integrity of my brackets/bet with my officemate, I want her to go down today, but dang! You'd have a crabby expression on your face, too, if hadn't eaten since 1991.

This really should be Chloe! A Bai / Chloe showdown would have been the ultimate fug because neither Sharon or Posh has the true chops here.

The thing is I love both of their fugs. It' so hard to decide. Do I vote on who looks worse, who do I love the best, who seems the most effortless AHHHHH!!!!

Both extremely fug, but Sharon takes it for her mileage. She has being doing the crazy fug bid waay before Posh even started to ask us what we really really wanted... Wait a few more years Posh, your day will come.

PEOPLE. It HAS to be Posh. We are talking about someone who thinks nothing of wearing LEATHER CHAPS to go and eat sushi. Whose old hair extensions I'm pretty sure were made of FESTERING DEAD RACOON HIDE. Whose boobs defy the LAWS OF GRAVITY. This woman is the fugpion of fugpions and that you CANNOT DENY.

I am thinking about who would be proud and cool about walking up to the podium in all her glory to receive her Fug Award, and I have to go with Posh on this one. SS wants to be, and very much is, a diva; Posh is more in on the joke with us, I feel.

it was agonizing but in the end I went with Posh because I oddly kind of love her and think she'd get a kick out of it. Posh for the win, by that extra half inch.

I had to vote for Posh. Sharon's fug is quirky and adorable at least some of the time. Posh's fug is just so harsh.

Isn't it weird how the final four came down to two pairs where the matchups are like two sides of the same coin? It's like fate.

Batsh*t crazy, no. 2; the godmother: Sharon Stone. I love Posh, but SS has it! Come on!

holy crap it's so close!

I was going to vote for posh all the way just to see her go up against Bai Ling for the title of "Who most resembles an alien invader from the planet pantsless"

But this morning at work i shelved a new magazine with her on the cover and flipped through her photospread...
She looks, astonishingly, gorgeous. Seriously. I was amazed. She looks not only human in it, but magnificent and classy and other words i NEVER thought i'd use to describe her.

So i gotta vote Sharon because these days even when she's classing it up she looks half drunk and entirely nuts.

Ugh, Posh is always so SHINY.

This is the second time i have broken a tie in this competition!

SUCH A HARD CHOICE. I just thought about this the entire way through yoga class. Seriously. Although I'm unsure what subconscious effect meditating on neon alien corsetry and moth-eaten beaver pelts will have on my fashion choices for the rest of the week.

In the end, though, I felt that this year's Lifetime Achievement award should go to Sharon Stone, as Posh has never ACTUALLY shown us her birth canal.

Sharon Stone and her wackadoo fug have to win because it comes from such a crazy-ass place. Posh just seems to have a more stylish fug rather than completely bat-sh*t insane fug. S-squared FTW. Bring it home, Sharon.

It's a close fight,but it's sharon for me.

POSH and her Orange Basketball Boobs FTW!

Posh hands down. All that orange. Orange People have got to go.

I vote Posh, because I really can't believe Sharon Stone has made it this far. She's just not that fug, I don't think.

Ya know, this just isn't fair.

One girl does it on purpose.
The other should know better.

Sharon, you are a beautiful 50-something actress. You should be wearing GOOD Lagerfeld, Dior and Gucci, not look like you begged Heatherette for hand-me-downs.

I switched my vote...Sharon. You should know better. You deserve a spanking. Wait--wasn't that in a few scenes from your last movie?

The funniest thing I've ever read on this site comes from an April 2005 entry about Posh and Becs:

"Fug World
Here’s the thing: I love Posh and Becks. She’s so deliciously tacky and he’s so…you know, extremely hot in that No, No, Don’t Speak sort of way."

Posh all the way.

I'm sure someone else has written this because there are so f'n many comments. ;) BUT, I need to say... Posh looks so awful with her piggy nose and grapefruit boobs, she just has to dress awful so that there's an overall sense of fug (instead of a fugly woman with great clothes). Sharon Stone could be absolutely stunning. I mean, she could be GORGEOUS. Heck, she IS gorgeous. But she takes her natural genetic beauty and abuses the hell out of it. It's a crime against nature, literally. Sharon gets the vote because she has the potential and makes an active choice to be fugly.

Maybe I'm nuts, but I kinda like most of what Sharon Stone wears. Am I nuts? At least she isn't wearing chaps for fug's sake! Posh wins this bracket hands down.

Sigh. I voted for La Stone but I am really really really sad, because, well, Posh was IT until this match. I cannot get past the fact that while Posh has done the work (and had the work done) and wears an orange tan and hard-ball breasts like no one else, La Stone works her tush off to make certain no one is more, well unpredictable. And she does it without Becks' loving support. Yes, the waste of genetic gifts makes me crazy, once you see the hair, the make-up, the outfits, the lingerie, the shoes...besides, I am not certain Posh can take Bai and, brother, La Stone will kick Bai's tiny little exposed backside.

You should keep the pic of George & Renee at the top of the site - it says everything.
And Sharon's being a total whack job gets her my vote.

Oooh, I love them both... what to do?

I guess I vote La Stone.

Vicki all the way. Her show was just MAY-JA and showed me that she is delusional in her fug. Seriously, she does not believe in wearing flats ever and has fug enablers telling her that she looks great all the time.

Also, remember, she was a guest judge on Project Runway so there are actual living, breathing human beings that think that she is a fashion icon! We must remind her that she is still The Posh and that the fabric that she drapes on her body is fug, fug, fug. I am waiting to see her wear that blouse with the face eating ruffle that Christian designed, and when she does she will rock it like no other.

Since The Sev was cruelly knocked out yesterday I am hoping for a Posh v. Bai final... that decision will, without a doubt, be a Sophie's choice of fug.

Hands down, it has got to be Posh. Who can forget the sweater with all the pom poms all over it? Forgive is probably a better word.

First The Sev, now Sharon, too? What is happening to the world?!?

POSH FTW!!! Posh is obviously the queen of Fug, plus I CANNOT WAIT for her to face off with Bai Ling!!!

Whhhhaaaahahahhaht? Ya'll are smokin' the finest crack available! POSH over STONE?! I mean, WTF is up with the bedazzled Crazy Cat Lady Tonight Show ensemble????! There's this store in my town that has a bunch of ladies with hair like that. I never go in that store. It scares me for that very reason.

I'll bet Sharon Stone likes cats a LOT. I'll bet she collects Maine Coons just to have some grand coat someday.

I really don't care for this woman. And I really do think that Fur = Fug, so she gets my vote a trillion times. I'm gonna vote more for Ermine McBeaverface than I voted for Bo Bice, even. And I LOVE him.

Guuuh. I just feel as if, I dunno, Posh is a robot/alien/alien robot who somehow, gleefully and snidely, gets away with dressing like that Maya Rudolph "Noony" character from SNL. But she CAN look classy eeeevery once in a while. And I still think that the attractiveness of her husband and children make her less fuggy. Unfair, maybe, but whatever. And, I SO RARELY actually give a crap about stuff like this, but she has pretty great taste in purses and shoes.

I would just like to interject and say that I'm wearing Target and Patagonia clothing right now; who am I to judge this shit?! I LOVE it, though. I wish we could comment ALL the time.

Hint, hint. See? Most of us are behaving ourselves? Right?

Anyway, if I saw Sharon in public, I'd LIKE to say that I'd say something snippy about her goddamn fur fetish. But I'd probably just crap my pants in terror and flee the scene before she throws a steel-jaw trap or seal club at me or whatever.

Wow, it's so close right now! Have to say, though...Posh all the way. The fact that she thinks she's high fashion puts her as the winner; I get the feeling from Sharon Stone that she'd kind of jerking us around and laughing about it when she gets home at night. Remember that rat's paw??

I couldn't decide!!!!
But finally I had a thought; Stone had a "Well Played in her archives, and Posh did not, so that is what did it for me. Posh has so far been incapeable of acheiving a well played. And having Becks at her side doesn't count! She would always be so if HE were a factor:)

In a rare moment of delusion, I regretfully voted for Bai over Sev. I have been in denial ever since.
So my vote has to go the the Queen of Crazy, Sharon.
I get the feeling that Posh is internally screaming "look at me, see how crazy I am"
while Sharon just doesn't give a rat's ass if we think she is batshit crazy.
That is true genius.
Go Stone!

Ohhhhh, the drama! The votes are SO CLOSE, but fortunately the fugalicious Posh is just edging Sharon out right now. I mean, Sharon's got some mad fugly outfits and all, but Posh's fugliness is just beyond amazing -- it really can't be trumped.

Really close. Ultimately, immaterial (Go Bai!) (I originally typed Go Bail, which is funnier, but also tacky given her alleged incident of shoplifting) but one still votes.

I voted for Sharon. Mostly because she's lovely and smart and has good charitable instincts, which makes her curious sartorial instincts that much more fuggable. Posh is (for me) too narcissistic; if told that she won, she'd merely confirm that her fug reigns supreme and wonder why we even bothered to put it to a vote. Sharon, on the other hand, would laugh.

Let's make Sharon laugh, okay?

My God this is ClOSE!!!

Neck and neck ... I think I have to take the rest of the day off work to keep my eye on the outcome...

This is going to be the hardest choice ever. Choose wisely.

Posh'll make a better opponent for Paris (who's way in the lead right now!)

Posh . . . she has plenty of fug in her, I have too much fear/respect for Sharon Stone

Posh "just one more fitting with Donatella and Brooklyn's halloween costume is done" Beckham is going to take on Bai "give me a bedazzler and a Salvation Army to rest it on and I can move the world" Ling?

No. Sharon's the only one who has a shot.

errr... Bai's in the lead. oops. I think I just liked the alliteration of a "Posh 'n Paris" (which should be a drink! A fugly, fugly drink.)

Rapid Beaver ftw.

I voted Posh-anyone who would wear those breasts deserves to win.

Rapid beaver or rabid beaver?

NO! How can Sharon Stone be losing??????

I don't understand. Posh is so aging Paris rent-a-fug. Bai v Sharon would be a match for the ages.

With a title like "Posh Spice" you are not allowed to dress thusly! It goes against my moral code, and should go against hers too!

"Rapid beaver" -- it's a reference to an earlier typo we made that we thought was so amusing, we left it.

It's hard. On the one hand, Posh's clothes are consistently uglier. On the other hand Stone's are stunningly sloppy and while Posh is no stranger to fur or leather, she doesn't parade vast tapestries of carcasses before the way Stone does. In the end Stone "wins" if only as punishment for Cold Creek Manor.

Vote Stone. She deserves to win it all as a Classic Fugger.

It boils down to this: Posh makes some moves that, while fug, are nevertheless impressive. The boring choice would have been to stay with that long hair. Well, she hacked it and made herself an Image. She does many bizarro variations on Sandy from Grease. Okay, but we all secretly loved dressing up like that at age 12, at the slumber party, and belting out the songs. She's tapping into something real, even if she's manifesting it poorly.

Sharon, on the other hand, is completely out of her mind, and with it goes the win.

This is just too hard. My head is going to explode. I am casting my vote against POSH! I'm gonna hold it down for LaStone. She is LaCrazy. And now, I'm that much closer to becoming LaCrazy my ownself. Sorry, Posh.

There is no fug like an OLD fug. Sharon Stone is the oldest fug of them all.

Got to be Posh Sharon's a bit nuts but Posh is actually so deluded that she thinks she's some sort of glamour queen. Also Posh has precisely one terrible facial expression that she uses in every photo 'blow-up doll with stick up bum'

Everybody in the world, fug up your life! Posh FTW!

Madame Stone all the way....she's beautiful, she's talented, she's truly compassionate....and she just flat doesn't give a damn what people think of the way she dresses!!!!!!!
Posh, well, she cares too much, WAY too much, what people think of her.....

SHARON V. BAI.

that's all i have to say.

What a tough fugging decision.

I had to go with Sharon just because the range of her fug. Her fug is SO varied. Posh's fug can be a little predictable; I'm never truly amazed at her fugaliciousness.

Not to mention...Posh is young...Sharon's time as a fugger may be shorter. Let's give her her day in the fug.

I'm going to defend Stone's denim ensemble a bit. No - really. Although it's a dress over jeans the skirt is see-through and I truly think she was protecting us from her vajayjay.

The hair on the other hand........

I'm still pulling for Posh. I can't wait to see what Heather and Jessica have in their arsenal for a Posh/Bai (Pai? Bosh?) smackdown.

Rubs hands together......he he he excellent......

besides, Posh is completely ripping off a half-sized version of Brigitte Nielsen's 1980 look these days. It's not even original fug.

I can't decided! They're both so crazy and wonderful and wonderfully crazy.

Posh is crazy. I have always loved Sharon and she can get away with anything she wants.

GOOOOO POSH

Go Posh!
She's like a frightening, nightmareish, bug-eyed insect of tacky. Sharon Stone is just nuts -- Plain Ol' Crazy fug is not as socially damaging as I Think I'm a Fashion Icon fug.

The Chav Queen wins (Posh).

three words: rat's paw brooch
Cruella De Vil has earned this one!

POSH TO WIN. I just found this quote from her on the old interweb:

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.'

Clearly a woman this delusional deserves, nay, needs to win.

This...this...THIS IS TERRIBLE. My brain is melting. I cannot CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.

Can't I be like Solomon, cut my vote in half, and give part to each?

No?

Then...it's Sharon...no, Posh...no SHARON. SHARON. There's the dragon thing. Then the fact that she can look INCREDIBLE...but often doesn't. A complete train wreck one moment, she's a grand and glorious broad swathed in gold the next. Posh is wearing costumes, I think. Sharon is wearing LIFE, and wearing it large.

And if she wins this bracket, I will not vote in the final, unless Paris pulls it out. Sharon vs. Bai Ling? My head would explode.

I think it has to go to Posh. Sharon Stone has had lucid moments, fashion-ally speaking. After all there was the Gap tee shirt at the Oscars. An iconic moment.

Apropos of nothing, in the picture of the Posh-and-Becks impersonators, I'm wondering if Posh is being played by Ashley Dupré, el Spitzer's callgirl? could it be?

Aside from the whole Posh/Mad Beaver dilemma, I have to say that I'm sad this contest has almost come to an end.

It has been divine, Fug Girls.

Posh.

Posh for PM!

I have to agree that Posh's fug is a serious attempt at haute couture. She's trying to be our fashion icon. That's pretty fug. Sharon truly doesn't give a fug and I love that about her. She makes me giggle out loud at work. Posh has become predictable-all corsetty, tight, dominatrix-ish fug. Sharon attracts her own pet pack of wild dogs. I think wild dogs beat a corset army any day.

I'm going for Sharon, in the hopes that she wins it all, finds out that she is the winner of a big contest, and shows up at the Fug Girls' house dressed for a celebration (in my mind, you live in the same place; no idea if you really do). And then the Fug Girls would tell us all about it, and take lots of pictures, and it would be awesome.

Sharon is a middle-aged woman - she should know better.

Anybody with a credit card, a nearby mall and a dream can push their boobs up around their chin.

It takes a legend to do this

Molly, if that happened, I would PAY her to throw a drink in my face for the camera. I swear I would.

Come on people!!! Sharon has no idea she's bat s**t fugly/crazy and that's what makes her so great! I would be sooo sad if she went away, but I'd never notice if Posh disappeared. She's too self conscious too which is fugly in a way, but not near as intersting as someone who thinks they're so fab and not notice people saying "WTF?!?!?!" within her hearing range.
If you have any more doubts, think of Amy Pohler on SNL doing her Sharon and you know SS is classic fug.
That's all.

Come on people!!! Sharon has no idea she's bat s**t fugly/crazy and that's what makes her so great! I would be sooo sad if she went away, but I'd never notice if Posh disappeared. She's too self conscious too which is fugly in a way, but not near as intersting as someone who thinks they're so fab and not notice people saying "WTF?!?!?!" within her hearing range.
If you have any more doubts, think of Amy Pohler on SNL doing her Sharon and you know SS is classic fug.
PS remember.....COOTER!!!!

Posh and Hilton are both posers. Literally. Posable dolls. Paris has that head tilt thing....gah!! And Posh has the fierce fembot she-male pose.
Sharon and Bai are nuts.
SOOOOOOOO:

do we want nuts vs nuts?
poser vs. poser?
or nut vs. poser?

I'm sorry, but I can no longer resist the biker oompah loompah from hell. Posh has to move forward, although neither of them will be able to withstand the Bainess of Fug...

To be truly the goddess of fug, you must have a shot of tranny hotness delivered straight into your Manolos. In which case, Posh lays the smack down on the Stone.

Sharon all the way. Posh doesn't surprise anymore. Sharon is always newly fugging.

Ironically (or maybe presciently), Posh is featured today as one of In Style's "Look of the Day" candidates. And unsurprisingly, even when she's in style she's fug.

I don't think I have ever looked at Mme Beckham and thought to myself "she looks good" or even "I can look at her without wanting to claw my eyes out." How can she not win?

OMG I wish I had realized earlier that my browser allows me to cheat. LOL. I would have used this to my advantage in pushing Sev into defeating Bai. Eh, whatever, I'm not going to cheat for these two.

I had a hard time choosing...I went with Posh, because Sharon Stone has had MANY more "well-played's" in her past than Posh has. Also, Posh is more lauded by the media for her horrendous sense of style than Sharon Stone currently is.

It's so annoying to me how the media can simply declare someone a fashion icon and then it is so. Often, the media helps to support those who mistakenly think they have impeccable taste...the Sev, Posh, and Mischa Barton are all major examples of this. These people can throw on any atrocious, moth eaten clothing within their field of vision, wear it with a sense of superiority, and Voila! They are are the height of fashion!

Actually, I'll give Posh credit in that she at least looks clean and well groomed. In fact, she looks like she spends too much time on her appearance.

It looks like it's coming down to Bai vs Posh. I think this is an exciting show-down, but I am still in shock that Sev isn't involved.

Sharon's gonna take this shit. The fug ladies say they don't want to claim that Paris is winning anything....understandable. On the converse of that, Stone can win this in the truest sense of the word. If there were a fug kingdom, couldn't you see Sharon on the throne, in some god-awful furry bejeweled mess, yelling at posh, paris, and bai to dance for the court and then give her a pedicure? I have every faith that she will reign with benevolence and majesty as Queen o' Fug.

Posh just can't win! She HAS some sort of deranged fashion sense, she's just offensive on purpose. Look At My Ducklips Sharon is completely batty, plus she's old, she should know better, hence doesn't, henceforth is super fug and someone needs to tell her.

Eh... hip hop artist... she might not be totally bonkers but she is certainly misguided!

Tricky, very tricky. *strokes chin*

All hail Sharon and her fugtastic beaver pelts! Seriously, we already lost Sefugny, we can't lose La Stone too!! Come on guys, look deep into your hearts. Posh generally looks clean and put together and a lot of her shinier items are worn on stage with the Spice Girls ffs! Shiny + tacky is pretty much the first rule of Spice Girl costuming. Sharon, OTOH, is crazy cat lady insane!

Posh vs. Bai is boring. SS vs. Bai, now there's something to sink my teeth into. That decides it for me.

POSH! POSH! POSH! POSH! I have feigned a headache so I can lay in bed refreshing my browser. Call for takeout, kids and hubby- Posh will be a Scientolobot soon and then it will be too dangerous to vote for her. Vote while you can! Tommy Cruise is watching! POSH FTW!!!!!!!

Gotta give to crazy Sharon. You just look at her get ups and a frightened shiver runs down your spin. The only danger that Posh poses is that her boobies will leap out at you and smother you to death. Sharon's just...NUTS!

Sweet baby Jesus! I voted Posh on this one, if only for the fact that she honestly thought she could be a hip-hop artist. Doesn't she know she can't sing? She has to know, right?

Sharon is a stunning middle-aged woman who can wear whatever she pleases because she's earned the right to do so, and most of the time, she kind of pulls it off too. Posh is an over-payed lunatic with a huge sense of entitlement and fucking ugly clothes. My vote goes to the Vics. She's all-around fuglier by far!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A final round without the rapid beaver???? It's just so. very. wrong.

Need to go drink gin now and try to psyche myself up for the final.

Should I say this? Oh what the hell: Tis better to have fugged and lost...
BTW: I LOVE how the Fug Girls do JLO's voice!!!! It's my fav.

Besos!

Um, SHARON. Posh at least is/was a singerish type person, so sometimes they are just supposed to wear crazy clothes, but Sharon has no excuse.

Sharon Stone is completely crazy. But Posh won my vote with that one dress she strapped to the front of her, but didn't actually put on. You know, the long pink one with the blach belt, under, nay, BEHIND which she was wearing a white bra and formal shorts. This woman is clearly a GENIUS.

This was Paris vs. Bai for me all over again: the trashy yet predictable Posh, all glitter-glam and polystyrene body parts, vs. a truly beautiful woman who can rock the cray-cray like no other. La Stone can be truly, breath-takingly beautiful, and then the next day explodes out in some previously undreamt-of direction. AND she, like Bai, revels in it. Posh, like Paris, just seems bored and contemptuous. Bai and Sharon rejoice in their respective carousels of nuttiness.

I yearn for Bai vs. Sharon, in the run for the tiara.

This particular commenter has made his adoration for Posh--may God bless her always--well-known. It needn't be reiterated.

But what DOES need to said--nay, SCREAMED from mountaintops--is:

GO TO YOUTUBE OR LIMEWIRE AND LISTEN TO POSH'S 'HIP HOP'!!!!

Ohhhhh, but it will change your life. Really. Truly.

Y'all know it's Sharon, hands down. Once upon a time you could count on her for something fresh, inspired even. Lately, she's just gone plain "cuckoo". She really works hard at the "fugly." Don't get me wrong though, I know Posh wasn't always so "posh". She's cleaned up her act, if you look past the Spice Girls get ups.

I actually can't believe either Paris or 'Posh' made it this far. They're pretty run of the mill really...

I had to vote for Sharon - she's so goofily beautiful while looking INSANE. Posh, on the other hand, often looks like whichever Olsen twin is the one that looks like an alien costume from X-Files.

Agonized over this decision at first, but then realized that Posh's scary Barbie boobs pretty much defines the fugly for me.

Julia, your point is so well-taken--how many among us mere mortals can wear a jigsaw cut-out ass dress, very impressive! I voted for Posh, but this was a hard one.

Were I the unfortunate bovine from whom Posh (mis)appropriated those 'git along, little dogie' chaps in a misguided quest to be considered a "style icon," I'd be one really, really p-o'ed heifer, and thus would haunt her forever.

And ever.

Amen.

Which, come to think of it, could explain why she always looks as if she's channeling her Inner Sullen Cow ....

Oh no!! Is this really happening? Is Posh taking the lead?

Sweet Jesus MAKE HER GO AWAY.

I just want to remind folks that this:

http://tinyurl.com/2x5bxd

http://tinyurl.com/28m5o2

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/gallery/football/becks/bec3.jpg

is what Posh and Becks used to look like. They were so cute. Posh in particular was a gorgeous, sweet-faced girl, and now she looks like an orange transsexual robo-dominatrix from the Planet Fugtron who is using her chest satellites to project messages of Pax Victoriana from our new fuglien fashion overlord. It's just a crime against nature-- in a very real way.

That said, I find her a hilarious send up of post-modern femininity and voted for Sharon Stone because of all the innocent animals she's murdered for the sake of her deranged idea of fashion. She's Cruella de Fug. Fug her and her fur duvet cover. When Victoria Fugham wins this whole thing, she can make Sharon Stone's skin into chaps and wear them to accept her crown.

but the real question is: can either of these ladies take on Bai Ling? I have my doubts...

Posh...the horrible things she does to her breasts should be punished. Squashed, called on to defy gravity, asked to do inhuman aerials...the Fug Girls should stop trying to find someone to adopt La Lohan and find a kind and loving home for Posh's boobies.

You have to admit old Shazza has a personal style - albeit an insane and murderous one, with a penchant for shredded fabric - and she sticks to it. She is a real diva and always looks fugbulous, even with bird's nest hair.

Posh is just all over the shop. She's a clothes horse with no taste - from cowgirl to b-girl and porn star to "posh" - she deserves credit for using her cash to take the fug to a whole range of looks. Lady Becks gets my vote, no question.

I'm voting for Posh because, for some reason, people seem to think that she is a fashionista. If crowned Queen of the Fug...perhaps reality would set in. Plus, I blame her for Jillian's loss on Project Runway.

Not like I'm bitter or anything... ;)

sharon should win easy, she may not be consistent, but when she does something, it's really something
posh is lame. and overdone. there can never be enough sharon

I vote Sharon. She's fugged her fug for so long now that I can't remember her EVER wearing anything that didn't make me roll my eyes. Of course, the same could often be said for Posh. Oddly, though, the little femmebot has grown on me. She's emerged rather nicely from that unfortunate, over-sized weave she used to haul around London, don't you think?

C'mon Sharon baby! Bring it home! You are completely insane/fabulous/inspirational to minifuggers like (my beloved) C.Peld!
As others have rightly stated, you can't be taken down by a Spice Girl! You are so much grander than that!

A Final Smackdown between Shaz and Bai would probably leave many of us catatonic and bleeding gently from the ears, but I still feel it's the true density of the tourney.
(Yeah, I said density... *sniff* Peldon homage.)

Voted Posh because I find Sharon a bit boring but mainly because Posh's breasts are.just.too.scary.

I seriosly believe that Posh is no longer able to smile.

i can't believe it's this close. posh all the way!!!!!!!

People, forget about Chloe already- it is in the past.
Posh vs. Bai. Intergalacticmegafugsupreme!
These two transcend space and time.
They are Superheroes of Fug.

Sharon- *yawn*

I had to go with Posh because I suspect Sharon Stone, who used to look fine, actually has mental problems at the moment (it's the Britney excuse).

So torn...I gave Sharon the Lifetime Achievement award vote, though. And as other have pointed out, Sharon has the amazing ability to look completely batshit one night and absolutely amazing the next. Keeping us on our toes is key.

But Posh is excellent fun and if she moves on I'm rooting for her to take it all.

"Posh tries too hard to look like she doesn't try to look the way she does.
Posted by: Meg | Apr 3, 2008 9:14:38 AM"

I LOVE that sentence, Meg! :D

Posh has got fuglier and fuglier and so has her chestal area. She should just wear an ironing board accessorised with two cricket balls and be done with it. Oh, sorry! She DOES!
Go Posh...Shazza is so much honey nut cornflake...

...and AMY D...

JUST BRILLIANT!

I still miss La Peldon and the Sev.. *Sob*

come on people, have mercy for poor Sharon, she's not THAT bad!
as for Posh I asked myself where my disgust really comes from and I finally know! in Poland in early 90s we had this crazy queen of disco-polo music (a very embarrassing dance/folk genre) Her name was Shazza and Posh reminds me of her. both are just tacky, tacky, tacky!

Ok, I agonized over this for a while... but I ultimately gave it to Sharon because her fug (like some others said) is effortless where as Posh's seems to be too calculated, even if worse on an absolute scale.

I am gonna have to go with Sharon. I think she was the pantiless inspiration for an entire generation of singer-starlets and hotel heiresses, and it's time for her to face the music.

Posh's chest puts her over the top for me. The accessory that keeps on giving. Plus, Sharon has done some good things in the past. If this were a crazy-only competition, Stone would win hands down, but damn, Posh can look bad!

It has to be Posh. Because (a) I believe if she won this thing she'd laugh like a drain and love it (girl seriously does have a sense of humour, however well hidden it is) and (b) during her short-lived hip-hop phase, she actually sported a FAKE LIP RING.

Posh all the way!

Look we all know that Posh dresses Becks, and largely to most of homodoms pleasure. What I don't get is that she can't seem to achieve the same level of success for herself. She wins, hands down

They both look like the Witches of Salem County... But at least Posh can clean her act up when David's around!

Posh's job is to be a pop star famous person. Although I love to ogle her crazy clothes, her wardrobe is pretty much full-time costume and the source of her fug is not realizing this.
S."R.B."S., however, gives the impression that her job is to show up looking like a drunken scrapbooking project: there's some ok parts, there's some horrible parts, and none of them go together.

The fact that Post owns all those fabulous hadbags, is the reason why Sharon should win. HANDS DOWN!

Although SS often appears to be doing the walk of shame after a night with the Unibomber, I had to stick with my fem-bot, Posh. She's just so serious about being a fashion icon. And she has so missed it.

Oh, bygosh, Posh. I mean, I have never seen her in an outfit that doesn't make me cringe and admire her waxer, her skin is an unearthly color and her bosom is so fake it looks like two grapefruit halves shoved (painfully) to her chest. And I swear, if she keeps pushing them chinward like she does, one of these days they're gonna just pop. Also her constant nude lips make her look slightly necrotic.

I think, perhaps my favorite outfit is one of the ones she wore to the Holmes/Cruise wedding that looked like she pinched one of the fancy lampshades and wore it as a skirt.

I think she can take on Bai.

Mother and I have decided that Sharon is fuggier based solely on the fact that she has no business dressing so ridiculously. Posh's fame is centered on Fug. I mean, why does Sharon Stone have the opportunity to show up at so many events dressing like that? She wins. Hands Down.

But also, I was really torn about this because Sharon Stone saying "COOTER," in a really loud voice with her makeup all smeared will never not be funny.

A friend of mine and I yelled this at each other randomly for months. Actually it's how we greet each other.

This is causing me actual stress - OMG! I can't vote...batsh*t crazy vs. basketball boobs...AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

This is tough because I so enjoy the imaginary conversations you invent for both Posh and Sharon. Though I have voted for Sharon because of the many fond memories I possess of my best friend in high school trying to dress like her in Basic Instinct.

Hey Fug Girls-

Can we please do an April Madness? A Christmas in July Madness? This can't end!!!!!!

Posh once said that as a child, she wanted to be "as famous as Persil Automatic"— a detergent.

Does that not say it all?

I agree with NA, perhaps there can be a Junior-league Fug madness, with all the young fugs. LiLo,Sienna,Peldon, ScarJo, etc. People under thirty, baby fugs. Best Supporting Fug. Putting a Dunst or a Lohan against a master fug like Posh, Sharon or Bai, seems a little unfair.

This has been so much fun! Thank you Fug Girls!

POSH all the way - her outfits for the TomKat Scientology binding ritual make her the winner!