(3) PARIS HILTON vs. (2) BAI LING
As we've mentioned before, it seems unseemly to credit Paris Hilton with winning anything, so let's just say that she is the only one who snuck out of Bjork's intrabracketary spaceship before it took off again for the home planet.
In a way, though, it's fitting that Paris and Bai should meet up at such a pivotal stage: Both attempt to act every now and then, both are fond of dressing for what we will politely call "maximum impact," both are best known for something unrelated to having an actual skill, and both have tried singing (Paris on her album; Bai on VH-1's But Can They Sing?; if you have our book, you know there is a photo of her from this performing in nothing but a rhinestone bikini).
They're also both deranged:
And you know what else? They're both DERANGED:
We've tried throughout this tournament to use never-before-fugged pictures whenever possible, even if they're old, to illustrate a person's body of work -- and these pics give that phrase a very special meaning. Sure, it's been at least four years since these two dressed like extras from the Ice Sexcapades, but frankly, like sands through the hourglass, so are the fugs of our lives. Fame is fleeting but a fug is forever. And, of course, fug is a battlefield.
Which brings us back to wondering which one of these bozos deserves to advance to the finals. In Paris's favor, she has at least parlayed Being Famous For Looking Tacky And Acting Vapid into a career where she is paid actual money in exchange for accomplishing things -- like putting her name on a perfume or treating people badly on TV, or panting into a microphone and letting them use Pro Tools to make it a song.
Whereas Bai Ling has actually acted in things that don't have words like "hottie" and "wax" and "National Lampoon" in the title, and might actually possess a few incredibly sweet personalities kicking around in there... if we could get past the fact that all of them want you to be as aware of her nipples as possible. In addition to an incredible array of fug, she also has a priceless blog (!!!!) on which she writes things like -- and a big ol' "[sic]" to all of this -- "My name is Samantha, sexy godess, Take me with you any where...on the train, on the plane, on the wall, on a pink cloud... on your big palms..." Sounds like the basis for a freakin' great outfit to us.
But this is a tough one -- truthfully, the best arguments here for them are:
1) Paris is... Paris.
2) Bai is... Bai.
How to choose?
i'm voting for paris because she forces us to look at her all the time. bai is offensive, but i don't see pictures of her everytime i go to the grocery store.
Bai Ling all the way, no question about this one. Paris by now, is just so very very meh.
It's Bai Ling's multiple psychotic personalities that does it for me. That, and I have a feeling she's at least as resolutely unwholesome as Paris.
Once Bai beat the Sev, it was obvious that this whole thing was over. Even the unquenchable skank of Paris Hilton cannot defeat the crahahahahazy fug of Bai Ling.
Bai-Bai, Paris! The Misses Ling take this in a cakewalk!
Bai Ling definitely, Paris has "Played Well" far more often than BL.
Paris just needs to go away. Vote for Bai!!
It's touching and yet so so wrong that Paris and Nicki used to collaborate on their fug. I mean who looks in the mirror and goes oooh black mesh, let's turn that into a focal point for our twinsie outfits. And yet, Bai is just nutso. Therefore my vote is with Bai.
I agree Ana. However, based just on the fug, I believe Bai has been known to wear worse outfits. Therefore, I am voting for Bai.
My goodness, I was completely taken aback by how endearingly sweet Bai looked in all of her pictures, whilst Paris just has that smug, "Yeah, I pulled this out of a very expensive trash can, but that's because I CAN!" look on her face. I vote for Bai because I can, take THAT, Paris!
P.S. Loved the sands through the hourglass bit, made me laaaaaaaffff.
Bai Ling 4-eva!
I think it's safe to say Bai wins no question. Paris is crazy, but come on, it's BAI LING!
In no way will I enable Miss Paris to be a "winner".
Bai Ling FTW! Her fug is king!
Bai all the way!! I just totally got sucked into her 'blog' which is one of the strangest things I've read all week.
I had to go with Bai...did anyone see her chicken dance on TMZ?
That was so difficult, they both have their merits.
However I do not want to help Paris win anything, even a prize for fuggery, so the lovely Bai Ling it is.
Bai has worked her ass off to get this far (sorry for not voting for you in the last round, sweetie - but it was THE SEV!!!), and she could pwn Paris in fuggery six times before breakfast (not that anyone here actually bothers to get up and eat breakfast, but still) and still have time to dress up as a Netflix DVD-wench.
Go Bai!!
Go Bai Go! Do it for Chloe!
Seriously, Paris has enough money that she should be able to pay someone to keep her from making these fugtrocities. And, well, Bai's multitude of personalities and nip-slips make her fug reign supreme.
I cannot allow Paris to sneak out ahead of anyone. Besides, Bai rules the fug!
This is so hard. I want to vote for Paris just because I despise everything about her. But if I'm voting strictly on fug, I must vote for Bai Ling.
True, I think Chloe was robbed, but I don't think any of us would be offended if Bai took the top prize.
Paris sucks. Her fug isn't even fun.
Bai is fun (and DERANGED).
The fact that fighter jets could land on the boats that are Gay Paris' feet notwithstanding (seriously -- that woman has the biggest feet I've seen in quite some time and you know what they say about big feet ... no, I don't want to go there. And neither do you) Paris Hilton's fug is still not on the level of Bai Ling's. Yes, I know, too many peacocks have have given their lives to provide her with Bjork-lite wear, but ... it's BAI LING, people! Bai Ling's expression is invariably fiendish, as though she not only knows she's liquefying your retinas, but is somehow experiencing the process through implants bioengineered into unmentionable, too-frequently-displayed areas. Bai Ling is the Fatima of Fug, the Areola Franklin of our times. All must bow low, knock their foreheads to the floor and, most importantly, avert their eyes from this Total Eclipse of the Smart.
Bai Ling stomps Paris into the ground. Paris couldn't even dream of achieving her level of fug. I actually checked out her blog the other day and found it to be the most surreal thing I had ever experienced. Things that go on in the mind of Bai Ling are astonishing. It would be blasphemous for Bai Ling to not win this whole thing.
She (Bai) has a BLOG!?! The world is forever changed for me now. How did I not know that before? Priceless.
The Sev (the rightful winner) is gone, so Bai must, by default, be chosen. Paris is no match for any power that dethrones Chloe!
Finally an easy one. No way will I stoop to voting for Paris again. She can outfug many a girl but she is no match for Bai.
I'm speechless...
Bai Ling to the end, but I totally regret not being able to vote Paris for fug of the year...
I was on the fence about who to vote for UNTIL I saw Bai Ling's blog. That pushed me right over to Bai Ling. She has got to win!
Ugh, I'm not voting anymore because it's totally irrelevant. Stupid whore vs. stupid whore is just pointless.
Chloe was robbed and should be here. And she would definitely whip Paris' ass.
YES!! Hooray! La Ling is running away with the win (in stripper heels no less!)
I voted Bai cause well it's Bai F-ing Ling! Look fug up in the dictionary and there's the large extensive photo gallery of Bai Ling.
Oh and also cause I love the idea of bringing Paris this far and then squashing her win with the heavy heel of my boot!! Buahahahahahaha!!
It has to be Paris. Come on people! She's in your face all the freakin time. God, they put her on the cover of Vanity Fair. She must be stopped!
Bai's blog sealed the deal. If you have the time, she's got the crazy. Go Bai!!!
Bai Ling doesn't fug around with her fugness. Paris wishes she could be as fugly as Bai. Sharon Stone and Bai Ling for the death match!
I just can't bring myself to vote for Paris for ANYTHING resembling winning. Besides, Bai is.... Bai! And at least she doesn't look like a skanky fish in all of her pictures and engage in hissy cat fights with every fresh starlet that comes down the way.
Ladies. Bai Ling is like a hideous, $4,000 painting you'd buy at an obscure gallery if you had the cash to burn. She's ODD and crazy and ... well, that's just her. But PARIS. Paris is a worn-out dish rag who tries too hard. Period. Therefore, she is the fugliest.
I voted for the candidates who offends me the most.
That would be Paris Hilton.
(But only because I checked the scpre before voting and saw that Bai Ling will indeed triumph here. Yay, Bai!)
The blog tipped me over to the Ling side. "Am I going crazy?"
My vote was based on which one made me laugh by wearing a picture of herself on a shirt.
Of course I voted for Bai, A.K.A. "THIS GIRL!!!" [arrow pointing to picture on midriff area. awesome.]
Paris is boring.
Why isn't Gwen Stefani here in her rightful place next to Bai?
And after reading the blog, we now know if we're at any noodle house in Vancouver, we best avoid touching the counter in their restroom; it may have recently hosted Bai's (probably bare) ass while she's waxing poetic about "flouting [sic] like water." What a treat she is. Go, Bai, go.
err - "score", not scpre - heh
I voted for Paris, out of sheer hate. I think that's completely valid.
Chloe should be here. And Bai. Who set up the brackets?
That being said, Bai is entertaining in her fug. And! actually has some acting skill. She wins!
(Also her blog is an awesome way to keep track of her every day outfits!)
Oh, man - making this decision was probably the hardest thing I've done all week, hands down. They are at the same time both eerily similar in their fug, and amongst the worst offenders ever to grace this site. Who to choose??
In the end, I went with Bai. Because at least twice I have seen Paris in something I wouldn't automatically say, "What the hell is that?" to. With Bai, it's a confused exclamation every time.
I voted for Paris because I cannot forgive Bai for knocking Chloe out.
I don't care if that's immature, it's already done.
Bai Ling is a unique snowflake of fug.
Oh. Oh my God. I don't know.... Well, I also wouldn't want Paris to "win" anything. And Bai has that blog, so she wins.
paris is like the unsightly srotty girl at the end of your dormhall who is always prancing around in her altogether and making people uncomfortable, putting her leg up on the sink to shave it, etc. She Gross. But Bai...Bai you have to buy tickets in advance to see at the student union Performance n' Art show, because you know everyone will be talking about it afterwards and you'll kick yourself for not going.
Princess Galactica Starboob commands we turn the spaceship around and head back to Planet Crazy. Boost Rockets!
No, no - stay your hand and think before you vote for the repellent Paris. Remember that Fugly is the New Pretty, and how completely original Bai's fug is!
Paris is a complete fake and a tool. She deserves nothing. Her fug isn't authentic - it's just crap she wears to get more press. And remember, she's a dark haired, brown eyed person pretending to be a blue-eyed blonde! There's nothing real or original about her. When she enters the room, there's one less person there.
Miss Bai is totally sincere! She IS the new pretty! She has to win!
Paris deserves nothing but comtempt. Save the awards for the authentic, batshit crazy.
And remember, Team Chloe FTW 2009!!!
I think Bai has worked harder than any other player here and definitely deserves to be in the spot she's in today. Take into account that fifteen, twenty years ago all she had to work with were drab, communist pantsuits and Chairman Mao jackets, she has definitely evolved into a multi-talented, well-rounded Fug.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for Bai Ling's blog. My gast is flabbered.
It's gotta be Bai Ling. She's so shimmeringly, splendidly insane!
Bai Ling, definitely. Both rarely, if ever, have their moments of looking awesome. Paris Hilton is someone I can tune out if I see her face on a magazine at the drug store. Bai Ling is so crazy that I can't tune her out a lot of the time, since I only see her on here and no where else.
Though I feel that the first picture of Bai Ling and what she's wearing is rather interesting; probably something you would see on the runway, but not at an event.
It has to be Bai. It pains me to say it, but Paris has, on occasion, looked ok. Bai hasn't. EVER.
I'm not being Paris's enabler-in-fug. And also, I just realised I have no idea who Bai is or what she does beyond the pages of Go Fug Yourself. She has my vote.
I wish the matchup had been Posh v Paris and Sharon Stone v Bai Ling. Regardless, the last round or two have proven to be nail biters. I am sad that no one pointed out that Paris apparently shed herself of a matching fuchsia jacket in order to be photographed scantily clad.
Wow. That blog is...something else. Truth be told, I was going to vote for her anyway, but that blog definitely clinched it.
Bai's outfits are always entertaining, so I voted for her.
Paris is simply old news.
Paris is fuglier on the inside for sure, but this is about clothes and just wearing a hot pink and or black mini dress/skirt over and over doesn't really compete with the insane shizz that Bai comes up with
Bai Ling's blog has to be the best blog ever created.
One reason our divine hostesses are so entertaining is that they understand that within every adult is the four-year-old (girl or boy) who dressed up in cowboy boots, a bedraggled tutu, 11 Mardi Gras necklaces, a firechief hat, and nothing else. That is the origin and essence of both fashion and fug: playing dress-up.
The four Goddesses of Fug for whom these brackets are named are all still in touch with that inner four-year-old. And so is Bai Ling. She deserves to take it all -- and certainly she deserves to stomp Paris with her sparkly cowboy boots, because Paris is only the most petulant of four-year-olds. It's Time Out for *you*, missy.
I only voted for Paris out of pity. She doesn't stand a chance against the one, the only, Bai Ling - a - ding - dong. TOTAL ding-dong.
I equate fugness with the number of shirts one has with one's image on it. From the archives, it looks like Bai only has 1, whereas Paris has two, plus one where it just says I heart Paris.
Paris all the way.
WHAT? How is this possible? Have we let Fug of the Body triumph over Fug of the Soul? Bai is fabulously bizarre, much like Posh, and is clearly *supposed* to dress like that. Paris is a desperate, tasteless waste of space awash inside and out in fug juice! Vote Paris!
Now if The Sev had made it here like she was meant to, that would be a different story. Bracket or no, I crowned her winner the instant I saw That Awful Clothing Line. Mother, may I picnic with Fug?
OMG, Paris's FEET in the last picture! They look like chimpanzee feet stuffed into Candie's--animal testing gone horribly array?!
Still, Bai.
there is something of a whiff of whimsy in bai's fug...like she's secretly giggling about how awesome she looks...paris must go away. she takes herself way too seriously. it's no longer "ironic" or "hip" or "amusing"...or any other adjective she may be able to find for it, provided she knows what a thesaurus is. and fug that reeks of desperation has no place taking this to the finals. bring on bai and the personalities o' fun...
again--b'ling at least looks crazy likeable, but paris looks smugfug. smugfug all the way.
One of my arms is wrestling with the other trying to gain control of the keyboard, a la Dr. Strangelove. "Can't --- vote --- for --- mmph -- ow! Paris -- can't -- do -- it..." The problem is : What is Fug? is it looking jaw droppingly awful in a creative way? (Miss Ling). Or is it throwing on junk with the smarmy confidence that you'll look hot anyway because you are sure you are hotness personified? (Miss Hilton) Let's go back to basics: FUG means "frightfully ugly." And whose outfits are more consisently frightfully ugly? Paris, hands down. Bai Ling's outfits are absurd, kooky, ridic, laughable, and skimpy. But on the spectrum of cute to fugly, they are closer to the cute side. Therefore, though it hurts me to promote Paris in any way, it's gotta be Paris for the round.
Jessica and Heather, I hope you've considered the idea that even though there can be only one beauty contest queen, there are still titles and tiny bouquets for some lucky runner-ups. All of us who were rooting for La Sev to go all the way -- I'm SURE your poll-taking software messed up, by the way -- would be mollified to see La Sev crowned as "Miss Congeniality."
Paris Hilton does not deserve to win or indeed be voted for anything, Being the Queen of Fug is an honor se should not receive.
Paris: crotch (yawn), lingerie as a dress (yawn)...basic BAD taste. Not interesting or crazy or innovative (that MISSED the mark). Just basic bad taste.
Bai: is that a thunderbolt on her nipple? She looks so happy!!!!!
Bai is like lucky charms on acid...technicolor after black + white...she sets her fugalicious wonder beams on high!!! They salute us, and we should salute back by crowning her.
Bai Ling. Without a shadow of a doubt. As she's only known to me because of her whacked-out wardrobe, it seems only fair. She's probably quite nice underneath all that satin and tat, whereas Paris is just an out-and-out skank.
I, too, don't want Paris to "win" anything!
Anne K - I had very nearly the same discussion with myself. But then again, I also had the same conversation as Emperor Norton on Fugly being the New Pretty.
I've been leaning toward Paris because I would never catch myself in any of her wardrobe, but Bai, well, secretly I long to be as kookily confident as she must be to go out in public as she does. But does that mean Bai has achieved the New Pretty?
I am so confused, I don't think I can vote.
So wait, that poem is about the movie Sixteen Candles, right? The name Samantha, the reference to doing it on a pink cloud, yes?
paris has the money to dress better, bai is just bai. plus i don't want paris to win a gosh-darn thing.
No wait! I had a revelation!!
I voted for LaSev because:
1) she is clearly superior to the rest of us and therefore must teach us the ways of fashion
2) she always looks haughty rather than as if she is having fun (as the Many Faces of Ling do)
3) she has a freakin' fashion line
If I apply the same logic, then I am compelled to vote for the planet's most useless human - Paris.
Authentic over the top wacky Bai v. Phony in everything she tries to be Paris? No contest, Ms. Hilton.
I voted for Bai, but barely.
Paris, oh Paris, can you please show me how exactly you tilt your head at that angle without severing several cervical vertabrae? Or, is it just possible that you are, in fact, a zombie?
Bai all the way. It's true, they are both DERANGED, but at least I get a kick out of Bai Ling's brand of crazy.
Did you read some of the COMMENTS on Bai's blog? Yikes. World of creepiness.
Best entry on the blog: "am I going crazy?" Oh Bai honey, you're already there.
I have to go with Paris, who evidently thinks she looks good; Bai, I think, simply likes the way she looks and is probably also perfectly happy with the idea that she looks insaney-bizarre at times.
After all, an important aspect of fug is really screwing up... and somehow, I think that Bai has nailed precisely the look she wants. Paris... well.
Paris Hilton is not allowed to win anything! No no no!
Bai actually looks rather elegant--from the neck up--with her hair pulled off her face. That's probably why she usually opts for the boxy curtain of hair.
Before I comment I must say a heartfelt thank you to the Fug Girls for introducing me to the awesomeness that is Bai Ling's blog.
That said, GO BAI! How could you not give the win to the author of such delicious treats as:
"Me and my baby sweet with fire"
and
"Evening in the hot noodle soup"
and
"My name is Samantha, sexy goddess, Take me with you anywhere, anywhere in the world"... Confirmation that one of her personalities name is Samantha and that she "miss her my beloved Samantha smoke" AWESOME!
and the priceless
"Am I going crazy?"
No my precious little Bai, you are already there. May your crazy fug light continue to shine.
"I was so cold on set waring Nothing whole day shooting, felt sick and pain in my stamac, but now I really feel heaven is beneath my feet, softly breathing......"
Go Bai!!!!!
I'm voting for Paris because Bai seems to actually enjoy looking/dressing the way she does. It seems like her personality, so her fugness is inherent. Paris on the other hand is fug because she's an idiot.
Bai Ling, baby. The blog pushed her over the top. She's going all the way.
It's gotta be Bai.
The Sev should have WALKED this whole thing. If Bai wins, at least she shall not have died in vain!
Paris insists upon herself. Bai is just crazy.
Paris to win it.
The Bai Ling blog totally sealed the deal for me. Even though she does have the mitigating factor that Paris is friggin' UBIQUITOUS, it's obvious that Bai Ling would be just as big a fame whore, if she had anything to trade on.
If Bai was fug enough to take down Sev, she sure can take down P.Hil too. No skid chin from this fall, dear Paris. Anyhow, Bai takes my vote again.
Bai Ling is the Nikola Tesla of tacky and hypersexual fug while Paris is the Thomas Edison. Bai did it first, but Paris did it bigger. Damn you, Paris Edifug, now I feel like I should vote for your constantly exposed ass!
PARIS. Hello, she has all of the fashion connections a girl could ever dream of, so what is her excuse?
Bai is the gorgessity of fug. We need commentary from Uncle Karl to solidify the victory. Oh and the prospect of a Posh v Bai final is making me all quivery inside.
I voted for Paris every time thus far, but it's Bail Ling all the way. I had her pegged to take it all, from the beginning.
That blog...is awesome. Words cannot describe. Though I'm wondering now if she's not so great with English--I'm 98% sure it's her second language, and I've never actually heard her speak it other than on something scripted. Antonio Banderas started his American career learning his parts phonetically, so why not?
it's bai ling... come on... besides it would do paris too much honour to actually win anything.
Oh thank the GODS Bai Ling is winning. I hope she can keep ahead and take the glory, I have her as my Final Fug. Go Bai Ling (and all of your personalities)!!!! Thanks for showing us her blog, omg it's awesome (in a bad way, of course, which makes it good).
Again...tacky versus batshit insane, insane wins. All Hail Bai!
Bai has a authentic, entertaining, even lovable, fugglyness to her, while Paris's fug just makes me want to look away with disgust. Bai all the way!
Paris is just slutty, but Bai takes up to new dimensions in fug.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels Chloe Sevigny was the rightful winner; I too, therefore, hope to see Bai Ling go all the way.
OMG, the comments on Bai's blog are just sooooooo freaky! Nasty old men lusting after batshit Bai. Ewww!!!
Oh yeah, I voted for Paris. The inner fug won out over the outer fug.
Oh my god, thank you for posting the link to Bai's blog as it is seriously amazing. She is nuts. Bai to win!
Bai is batsh*t crazy and I love it; Paris is just ignorant and I want her to disappear...Bai wins.
Go, Bai! Go away, Paris!
awww, look at little nikki in the background, trying to be noticed...
...the crowd goes wild!
I. Still. Can't. BELIEVE that The Sev is out of the race. It just makes me loath Bai even more.
But...do I hate her ENOUGH to vote for Paris?
Will need to think about it over lunch and vote after I work things out with the help fo a tuna melt.
I had to vote for Paris because you have to give a pass to the weird fashion tastes of Asians. As Asians, we can't help it- we have a different standard of taste.
It takes talent for Paris to spend that much money and look like she shops at the Target Young Disposable Fashion Accessories Department.
She has slut down.
Bai wins for deranged fug.
I voted for Bai Ling based on her blog, which is really fug.
Also, she gives me a pain in my "stamac."
Paris Hilton's very presence is fug. Bai Ling dresses like there's crack involved, but she does it in a far more pleasant manner. Thus, I voted for Paris, because I'm on the boat where winning here isn't a good thing.
When you're worth $200 million, you can wear any darn thing you want, and it'll always be fabulous. When you're Bai Ling, and you haven't had a hit movie in...well, a lot of years, you're just desperate.
I voted Paris because I feel like she thinks she is a HOTT TRENDSETTER which is far more dangerous than simple fug.
Paris just is a bit skanky and takes trends too far... I am sure we all know someone like her, which means she is not THE fuggiest person out there. On the other hand, Bai Ling genuinely horrifies me. Her clothing choices are just WRONG, and they are so very, very extreme.... wich makes her The Fugliest of Them All.
Oh, my GOD.
They were first in line when the good Lord was handing out trashy.
Bai is kooky mixed with skank. Paris is just plain skank.
Bai by default... Should have been Sev. And that blog- good god, she'd MENTAL!!!!
Sweet, benevolent Fugsus H. Christ, I am SO GLAD BAI is totally shitting all over Paris! WHHHOOO HOOO!
If this were an Evil, Soulless, Vapid, Animal-Neglecting Whore with Zero Purpose on this Planet contest, well, then I would be super-stoked to pick Paris. But she's not half as INTERESTING, frankly, as Bai, whom I believe will basically poo all over Shaved Beaver or whatever you guys are calling her now.
The only thing I can say after viewing the last selection of photos: those hookers are G-R-O-D-Y!
Noooooooo! Me like the crazy sun moon wind rain that is Bai Ling's place in the universe, even on the downtown bus. Paris pales in whack comparison, y'all!
There really is no contest here because no does fug like Bai Ling. She is the hardest working woman in "fug" business. Nobody brings the fug (and I don't believe anyone ever will) like Bai. Fug advantage - Bai. I even predict she will be the national fug champion when all is said and done. Dust off the trohpy case, Bai (does she even have any trophies? No, because that would mean she actually achieved greatness in something). Go Bai.
My god. Bai Ling, in Vancouver? Will someone PLEASE ensure that she appears at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret on Saturday night?
There is no doubt of Ms. Hilton's supreme fugness, but she doesn't exhibit the sublime insanity of Ms. Ling's sartorial efforts (and overall behavior).
OMG THE BLOG! THE BLOG!!!
That sealed the deal for me.
Ok, ladies, I check in on the latest gossip/fashion mags while getting my hair done with the best of them..but I'll be damned if I know who the hell Chloe is and more importantly, why are many of you girls frothing that she lost? I so want to get on the hate with y'all, and I feel so cold and alone on this one.
No, it's Paris! Bai is straight crazy and disturbed, whereas Paris is true Fug!
ARGH! This one's made me ask myself: what IS fug? Truly? I am asking myself this question while dressed as a French philosopher. C'est-que-c'est le furgue? It isn't helping.
crazy trumps tacky, each and every single time!
...still. can't. look. away. from the B-Ling Blog. So fabulously insane.
"The Vancouver" must be feeling the Fug like nobody's business.
(And I agree. The commenters on that site are almost as deranged as she is.)
Thank the gods I voted for her.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, hahahahahahahahaha!
That blog is the best thing I have ever seen. She posted a photo of herself from the BATHROOM of a local noodle shop. In the next photo down she asks "Am I Crazy"? In another picture, she is wearing GOLD LIPSTICK!
I am so, so very glad I voted Bai.
Oh, Antonia, Foget the French. Move to Oakland, and ponder the musical question:
What is Fug? Tell me, Tell me if you think you know.
What is Fug? And if you're really fug, the passing years would show
That you're onto a fug rug, maybe fugger than fug
What is fug?
(I would like to walk around with that horn section doing background for my life)
That last picture sealed it for me. P-Hilt is a pale fugger next to Bai "the definition of fug" Ling. B-Ling is the only one who stands a chance against either The Beaver or Posh.
Angela had an easier decision. Neither outranks each other in bad taste, if they ever touched they would transform into a fug black hole that would swallow all things nice in the universe.
Bai is insanely hilariously awesome, whereas every time I see Paris my desire to kick her in the head grows stronger.
Anyone can fug with money. It takes genius to site down every day with nail scissors, staples and a hot glue gun and create fug.
Bai. Of course.
Have to go with Paris: the best example there is for the necessity of the estate tax, and the danger of inherited wealth.
I can't decide! I can't figure out whether skank trumps insanity or vice versa!
Again, Paris is fugly and all, but Bai's fugliness is just insane. No contest here.
I had to vote for Paris because she won't stop wearing shirts with herself on them. I think that tops it all.
I voted for Bai b/c I can't stand the idea of voting for Paris for anything. Also, what Cecily said.
It's just that Bai put's so much effort into her fug, and I feel like with Paris she just was like, oh let me just grab whatever was least wrinkled and throw that on today.
OH. MY. GOD. I was going to vote for Bai already but after I saw her blog I could never NOT vote for her. She is UNBELIEVABLE. The High Fugging Priestess of Fugginess.
And I just noticed that I said put's where I mean to say PUTS. Sorry, bad grammar.
Okay, this is the first time I've actually been driven to comment here.
Whereas Paris Hilton looks as if she's actually TRYING to look good, in her own odd little paradyme that includes iceskating skirts and excessive sequins and such...
Bai seems to have a sense of humor about herself akin to my running joke about Will Farrell being born without the dignity gene, and it drives her to tulle and feathers and insane amounts of skin.
Bai seems to deliberately cultivate her fug for interest and humor, Paris seems to step in it because she really doesn't know better.
Therefore, in the artistic whackadoodle achievement that is high fug at it's best, I crown Bai Ling.
I've got to vote for Paris being the worst fugger. I'm pretty sure she knows how whore-ish she looks and does it anyway. I could be convinced that Bai is trying to be artsy (although I realize that isn't likely).
I vote for Bai, because not only is she Bai-y , Bai-y horrendous ...
but, Paris just won as most overexposed.
Bai fugs it up because she's Bai. Paris would not have been a blip on the radar without her money. Bai ling worked (sort of) for the fug and so she gets my vote.
I voted for Paris, because I would actually like to own the shoes Bai Ling is wearing in both of those photos.
You'll never get that hotel heiress' name past my lips. Nevah!
[Hefts fug-sword, looks back over shoulder at fug-troops:]
For Chlo-do. Zonz-BAAAIIIIIII!!!
I'm voting for Bai because she seems to stand behind her outfits 100%. Paris just seems to find whatever and puts it on.
I sat with my head in my hands whimpering while trying to decide - but it really comes down to who makes me cringe more? Who makes my left eye switch uncontrollably? Who motivates me post this comment? It's Bai. God bless her.
Bai Ling is a fug LEGEND. She's gonna take it alllll the way.
The real final two was Sevigny and Ling. Bai is going to take this whole tournament in a walk!
Stomp her, Bai! Do it for the Sev!
Paris Hilton is one of my least-favourite celebrities, whereas I somehow have a feeling that Bai Ling is a pretty likeable person... I don't know, she's crazy, but she looks kind of confident and genuinely happy... I could be wrong. I heard she's a good actress. Anyway, I still think Bai Ling is more fug, she's just really crazy with what she wears.
Paris HAS to win this!! Her size 11 feet should walk her into the finals for sure. Her shoes have to be CUSTOM MADE. THAT'S CUSTOM MADE FUG!! COUTURE FUG!!! I don't mean to shout...but come on, people!!
Nah, Tana, they even make Candies in size 11 these days. Check out Nordstroms.
People, people...THE BAI writes cryptic notes on her BAND-AIDS, for godsakes. Paris would never have the brains or fortitude to think of such a brilliantly fug-couture statement!
LOVE YOU FUG GIRLS!!! Keep up the fug work. (Oh, and call me Intern George!!! **kisses the air**)
Aw, but Paris can't help the size of her feet. That's genetics; the shoes are one thing, but the feet aren't her fault. Also, many a time have I wished my boring size 7.5 feet were a less generic length so all the cool shoes would stop selling out so fast in my size.
This is just what Bai Ling does. At least there is a redeeming entertainment value to it. Paris is just sad.
Bai Ling must reign supreme!
She is the poster-girl for fug. If she does not win this whole thing, I think I may go insane; my world shall fall to pieces; I shall become a shell of what I am.
Okay, maybe nothing that dramatic, but I will be outraged!
I agree with most of those above. Bai is just... Fugnito, ergo sum.
If it were simply a question of UGLY clothing, and not FUGLY, then perhaps we could vote for Paris. But that fun and frolicsome 'f' leads us to demand something more, something greater and more imaginative. Bai Ling's clothes are a whole universe of fug reflected into vast numbers of individually jaw-dropping and mind-blowing arrangements. You laugh, you cry, you feel the full force of creative and crazy energy unleashed. With Paris one is simply bored. This victory means something more, and thus Ling is the only choice.
Paris gets my vote. As much as Bai sprinkles a heaping spoonful of crazy on her daily cornflakes, dressing like the whore of bedlam is her only schtick. Paris, by the sheer ubiquitous nature of her constant full frontal assault on our retinas deserves to be fugged into the middle of next week. We admit, though, we want to throw both in a pit and see who emerges victorious.
God, I'm glad Paris isn't winning this. She's such a crazy; she would probably be proud of it. Let's all stand up and say together, "Paris doesn't matter to us!"
but at least Bai's a grownup fugging herself. Poor Paris has had her mom pushing her up on tables in a spangled ace bandage since she was just a french exurb in her father's eye. I just don't think she owns her fug the way Bai does.
This was a tough one, yes. I went with Paris because of those damn Big Bird feet.
wow ... not much love for bai ling
this round is really no contest: Bai has to win it. paris can't begin to compete against her. additionally, did anyone check out the link to Bai's blog? she has one post titled "am i going crazy?"...is she just realizing this?
oh goodness gracious. i mean, paris just looks like she has some communicable disease, not charmingly fugly, as does our girl BAI! i swear, if i never see another hilton, it will be too soon. (is it wrong of me to HOPE she has a communicable disease and therefore must be kept under strict quarantine? i really liked when she was in prison.)
as a previous commenter noted, paris is just ugly, but bai is truly, fabulously, insanely, hilariously fugalicious.
Paris has but one style of fug. Bai has unlimited fug creativity. No contest.
I voted Paris, her fulglyness spans continents, I've never heard of Bai apart from on here. Plus she has so much money-there's no excuse for looking like backdoor-hooker barbie
This match-up is a fight to the death of publicity whores and I can not believe that the whoriest one of all, Paris, is losing. So disappointed in the voters, I hope they don't make the same mistake in November
Paris, because she has inspired a generation of skanky Fugettes teens. Woe!
I voted for Bai. It was very close. In the end though, I just don't want Paris to get it because she will actually think we are saying we love her.
But, Sharon Stone kicks both of their butts.
I was fierce for Chloe in the last round but I voted Bai this time... and that blog is AMAZING (what is even more amazing are the Blog commentaries...does she have true fans?).
from the patheic guy's perspective who isn't afraid to admit to liking the dirty barbie/hooker look, paris looks do-able...bai is scary, gross and skanky so she should win.
Remember the band-aids that wished you a happy New Year?! How could someone who uses band-aids as billboards not win? Bai all the way. Team Sev for '09!
But Paris comes from money, which certainly doesn't buy class, but can at least pay for a stylist! No excuse for her fug!
I'm bored with Paris on so many different levels - Go Bai!!!
I voted for Paris because, with Bai, it's all fug, all the time. That's her schtick. If Bai showed up somewhere looking pretty, I'm pretty sure that either the world would come to a screeching halt, or we just wouldn't recognize her. With Paris however, it's true fug. She knows how to look pretty (if blank faced, but pretty just the same) and so it, in my mind at least, the greater crime is to know how to do something and yet be lazy enough to continue wearing nastiness anyway.
It was difficult, but I ended up voting for Paris in the end, if only because I long to see her reaction when (if) she wins--er, emerges from the muck in better shape than her rivals--this whole thing.
Could we POSSIBLY let someone who took out The Sev succumb to someone as pathetic as Paris?
NO. WE CANNOT!
BAI!
That rodential clod Paris Hilton has only one string to her skanky bow of fug: sluttitude. Sheer hideousness is not enough to take this thing; not with Bai Ling in the running.
Feathers, bandaids, nips!
She boards her jewelled spacecraft
with phasers set to Fug.
I'm choosing Bai because, well, Paris can look decent at times. Bai, not so much.
I was going to vote for Bai anyway, but that blog...WHAT THE FRAK? If she sends another photo through her Blackberry, AT&T is cancelling her service.
Bai had my vote from the start because she's earned it. As an earlier post noted, she's the hardest working woman in the fug biz. On a related note, I'd considered Paris the most egocentric and self-involved person in Hollywood until I came across Bai's amazing piece of the blogosphere.
So Bai's blog.......just pictures of her posing??? What kind of blog is that? I had to vote for her, but Paris is good competition.
Bai Ling - mostly based on that fugging blog. That is crazy at its finest.
bai has actual style. and expresses personality with her outfits.
paris seems to be completely devoid of style. and i hope i never see another woman who's as naturally beautiful as she was ruin it with tacky, tacky, tacky styling.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't find this site to be meanspirited. It's very funny, and the clothing that gets lampooned really does deserve to be lampooned.
So when I see Bai or Phoebe or the Peldon in some psychotic getup, I smile. I like these gals. They're nuts! And I know I've fugged in my life, but never at these levels. I have empathy for these wacky quacky gals.
So for me, the Fugpress has to be someone I like and care about. And Paris is not that at all. She's just horrible.
Bai deserves the win because she's our own little wackadoo mascot. Hopeless, clueless, but beloved.
Note how she handily defeated the Sev, who is truly miles of wretched, but also extremely unpleasant.
I say that the voting leans more toward respect for the crazy than hatred of the truly ugly.
OMG, bai's blog is AWESOME.
she crazy lady.
she *ware* crazy clothing.
go bai, go!!!
This is just so wrong. Bai Ling is a certified loon - but Paris IS the essence and soul of fug. Even when Paris looks ok, she's still Paris. And THAT, people, is fugly.
EXCELLENT Haiku Maria!!
...I do believe I am genetically incapable of voting for anyone other than Bai. Paris is fuglier in spirit, but Bai...
Bai has all those personalities, right? Doesn't it seem like, perhaps, in another dimension, there is a facility for people to go and get their bad taste and wardrobe malfunctions chanelled into one person in this dimension? And each of these people is doomed to one nip slip, so at any one time Bai only remembers the one, and she goes around all sweet and sparkly thinking, "Thank goodness that's over, I can face the world with the bright smile of someone who has sacked up."
Bai has the fugness of an entire civilisation at her back. I was 100% going to vote for Sevigny in her last match-up. I had decided. And then I voted for Bai anyway. Girl deserves to take this.
Sandy, you claim that "Asians...have a different standard of taste." There's a wide gap between "different" kinds of taste and the absence of taste. PHilt suffers from a simple absence of taste. Then there's the rare and deadly "anti-taste," which seems to afflict every one of Bai Ling's many personalities. Those with the absolute WORST taste, however, are the creepy, pervy fetishists who post comments on skanky Bai Ling's blog. I wish they were all competing in Perv Madness...
To Rob above: I actually adore Bai. I have liked her since her "Anna & the King" days. ...but really, she revels in the fug & she is bathing in the noodle soup.
Why not revel with her?
Bai for the win! Next year, there should be a "Bai Bracket." She's THAT talented.
I agree with the vast majority of voters here: Paris Hilton does not need another single reason for thinking she's "HOTT". She is a scuba-footed, dimwitted plastic wonder whose ONLY claim to fame is the fact that she comes from crazy-huge money and uses it to try to buy popularity and talent. And when THAT doesn't work, she dons obnoxious clothing bearing her image/name and becomes her own campaign manager. Blecch.
Bai, while certainly horrific in her own right, does seem far more benign in her fuggery and this is her only chance at gaining any notoriety whatsoever--as we've all seen her act, and her blog--well--you know.
GO BAI! (God--I never thought I'd be saying that!)
Bye Paris!! ;)
Peggy---"drab, communist pantsuits", HAHAHAHA
You guys are hilarious!
I still can not accept the fact that Chloe Sevigny is not here.
~~~ Bai All The Way! Bai All The Way! ~~~
Is that a NIPPLE PEEPHOLE on Bai's dress?!?!?!?!
Bai, because I don't mind her getting the publicity. She's kind of growing on me.
After reading some of Bai's blog and after scratching my head baffledly over the BONKERS things she wears I would really love 5 minutes inside that woman's head. She is truly magnificent, and despite the sad demise of The Sev she is what this competition is all about.
The expression on Paris' face in all of her photos just makes me want to punch her in the face until it is a bloody pulp. NOTE: I am not a violent person. She brings out the worst in me.
VOTE BAI!
Bai... because Paris Hilton has the kind of bizarro all-publicity career where sex tapes, Razzies and fug awards turn into coverage by media that should know better but doesn't.
Bai, on the other hand, is just as fug, but could use the publicity for less evil pointlessness.
Oh this is so not fair! You make us choose between the fugliest of the fuggers. THis should be the Final Round of Fug!
Both need to be put on Bjork's spacecraft and sent off to whatever Ur-Anus they came from. Until then, I chose Bai, because at least one of her personalities can probably speak the language of that planet. Perhaps they understand her.
I think to even things out and avoid clashes of equals like this, the contestants should be broken out into groups by net worth.
Because, really, the Paris Hiltons of the world can afford better stylists.
I was all set to vote for Paris, her "amount of wealth to tacky clothes" ratio is higher, but Bai's blog completely put her over the top. I will spend the next week at work reading its archives. I cannot thank you enough.
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And it's Bail ling (apparently to the finals. Which is as it should be. I will never get that tie dress out of my head.
Oh this is beyond difficult.
Both of these "ladies" are tragic in their personal style, but at least I do not hate Bai on principal. PLUS, Bai did a good job on Lost.
Therefore, I am voting for Paris in the hopes that she will be so devastated that she will not step one ginormous toe outside of her home for at LEAST a year!
Paris all the way!!!
Ah, but has Paris ever worn TWO BELTS?
I just wanted to whole-heartedly second the suggestion made all those many, many comments ago that the Sev be crowned "Miss Congeniality." That was brilliant. And, really, nobody could be more deserving than Princess Catsuit McCigarette. (Princess Catsuit McCigarette is the funniest name they've come up with on this site since fake celebrity baby name Motorbike Pantywaist.)
I'm sorry, I cannot think anymore.After seeing Irina
Pantaeva's tremendous fug this competition is over for me. Her fug trumps all. I sooo want to know who in the world made those "pants" or whatever they are...that person should be shot!
I'm sorry, I cannot think anymore.After seeing Irina
Pantaeva's tremendous fug this competition is over for me. Her fug trumps all. I sooo want to know who in the world made those "pants" or whatever they are...that person should be shot!
I'm sorry, I cannot think anymore.After seeing Irina
Pantaeva's tremendous fug this competition is over for me. Her fug trumps all. I sooo want to know who in the world made those "pants" or whatever they are...that person should be shot!
I'm sorry, I cannot think anymore.After seeing Irina
Pantaeva's tremendous fug this competition is over for me. Her fug trumps all. I sooo want to know who in the world made those "pants" or whatever they are...that person should be shot!
this whole experience has actually made me like bai ling a little bit. she's completely bonkers, but she has fun! paris is just utterly worthless as a fashionista and a human being. gotta go with paris.
God dammit Bai! I swore I would never visit this site again if you defeated Sev, the really rather undisputable Queen of Fug...yet, here I am.
I hate you Bai! And I hate Peldon for defeating LiLo!
Yet I am hopelessly addicted to this site. *Sigh.* Thank you Fug Girls, I know it's not your fault that people vote incorrectly.
You know, it's an odd thing about Bai Ling. The only reason I even know about her, and keep seeing her, is because of her atrocious fashion. I honestly cannot say I've seen her movies. Would I even want to?
First reason why I voted for Bai: because she's just too deliciously nutty that the fug factor becomes the cherry on top. Second reason: Bai's blog. She actually has an entry titled "Am I Crazy?"
Oh, Bai, you delightful fugster, you know you are!
I dream of the ultimate match: Bai vs. the Posh! Woot! Woot!
Wow...after reading Bai's blog, I'm totally rooting for her! She is one crazy ass lady, I thought the outfits were completely calculated craziness.
Now that I know she is genuinely very eccentric, and says things like "Miss her my beloved Samantha smoke" ?? and "Morning wild sleek cat coming for you..." I think I love her.
Paris is merely deeply tacky. La Bai is fugtastic.
Paris, please, just go away!
Vote Bai!
I voted for Bai. I actually think Paris is fuglier, in dress, appearance, and personality, but I cannot stand for her to win one single thing, even if it's being the number one worst at something. Yes, I literally voted for Bai because I think Paris is even too terrible of a person to be considered Worst Dressed. I hate that I even know her name.
Bai is the winner, hands down! Paris is skanky yes, but does she come up with the out of this world wackiness of Her Lingness? I think not. Fug on, baby girl...fug on.
P.S. Can Intern George get me some vodka, too? Thanks, girls!
This is agonizing . . . it's like trying to decide whether to jam a thousand toothpicks in your left eye or your right.
Amen Redfox in TX!!!!!!!
Paris, my dear. You ARE fug. FFS, you made the FINAL FOUR!!!! But, not even your fug reigns supreme you pathetic media whore. Okay, you're right. The use of the qualifier media is unnecessary.
Bai has a very pretty face, and her eyes look sparkly and alive. Surely she is pretty whacky, but at least she's interesting. Paris is a vapid Stupid Spoiled Whore. As others have said, Paris' brand of fug can be seen everywhere...Bai's is rather unique!
I, like many others, am still disturbed that Sev was knocked out of this. I would like to have seen it end up as Sev vs Bai. Paris had no chance against Bai.
Now the next round looks to be Posh vs Bai. For me that will actually be a tough call. Posh is so dedicated to Fug. However, I have a hankerin' that Bai is going to take the crown.
For this epic match-up I had to go back and review the tapes. History confirmed: for her fugly oeuvre, it had to be Bai. People! Remember the pink hair, the purple and green plaid weather-balloon skirt, the Ho Peep wig. Her commitment to fugalicious transcendence is truly stunning.
And, to those who said she wasn't capable of being pretty, and therefore didn't deserve the crown: I respectfully refer you to Feb 2006. A whole series of cute, wearable, charming outfits. End of the month, she she's back to the fug, never to stray again.
I was sitting in my hotel room in West Virginia, watching the on-screen TV listings, when a film title called The Lost Empire scrolled up, followed by Bai Ling's name. I had never heard of this person before my very recent conversion to this blog, so I owe great thanks to H&J, because without them I might have missed an astonishing cinematic document.
In this wonderfully regrettable four-hour film, Bai Ling plays Kuan Yin, the Goddess of Mercy, in a stir-fried sequel to Journey to the West. Now this Goddess is venerated all over Asia, so of course Bai Ling is her perfect filmic representation on earth. And truly the sight of Bai/Kuan floating from the heavens on a cloud will remain with me forever. Even Bai Ling's multiple personalities are a good fit, as Kuan Yin is a Chinese version of Avalokiteshvara, who is a male God of Compassion, and Kuan Yin only gradually became a female figure over the centuries.
That all being said, I'm not sure whether the proper thing is to vote for Bai Ling, or against her.
As far as I'm concerned there's nothing left but a gigantic gray haze whenever I see anything with Paris Hilton's face on it- she finally seared my retinas to a crisp.
Therefore by simple subtraction, there is only Bai left!
Ok first of all am I the only one that looked behind Lindsay Lohan and wondered if that was her newest heroin addicted rocker boyfriend?
I voted for Bai of course! Paris is just sad and boring. Bai has the flair that only the seriously manic or psychotic can have. I sometimes actually think all of the personalities may exist. Of course I may just need to step away for this site for a little while:)
Ugh! Fuggers, you disappoint AGAIN!!!
Bai Ling looks ridiculous ON PURPOSE. It's her THING. Paris actually THINKS she looks good and ya know what? SHE LEADS COUNTLESS STUPID GIRLS ASTRAY EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Ain't nobody out there emulating Bai Ling. Paris does real damage to society.
VOTE PARIS!!!!
in honor of the occasion, a haiku.
Fluent in skanky
native speaker of nip-slip
she is Bai-lingual
John, do you really think Bai does it all on purpose? I think she is visiting us from a parallel universe, where everyone is a happy godess. I giggle when I see her photos, whereas with Paris, I just shake my head and think, "why am I giving you even a thought?"
I went for Bai because both are fug queens, but Bai is having fun. Paris takes herself way too seriously and I can't condone that with a vote.
Bai was actually very good as an alien on an episode of "Angel." Go fugure.
I have to go with Bai Ling. With Paris there's a cynicism and calculation (albeit a calculation with very small numbers) that just irks me, while Bai Ling, bat-shit crazy that she is, seems to genuinely enjoy doing whatever it is she does. Which is what, by the way?
Paris may be skanky, but Bai is quite possibly deranged on a magnitude only reached by La Stone. The blog has done nothing to dissuade me of that.
She may be doing it on purpose, but only because that's how they dress on Planet Voltron or wherever she's from.
Good evening, voting from home. Oh, can you imagine the beatific smile gazing at us from the planet behind Bai's eyes when she realizes she's won a FASHION AWARD??? Delicious...
I do believe Bai's blog is my new favorite place to waste time on the intrawebs. I just love posed by the last post on her blog, "am I going crazy?" Oh Bai. You are the MAYOR of Crazy. Anyway, I voted for Bai.
I picked the hilariously BSC Bai to win it all from the start. Don't make me wrong, my fug sisters. Bai is the ultimate in fugaliciousness.
PS. Intern George, make mine a vodka martini. Very dry, up, with a twist.
Gotta go to Bai-town on this one, and shake hands with the mayor.
Sorry. Paris just can't out-crazy Bai on this one, even on her worst days - we all know she'll just jet off to Monaco or something and lick her wounds. She works the Rich Girl Skank too hard, which is infinitely less appealing (and amusing) than Bai's Please Take My Picture Because I'm Just This Wacky schtick. She covers her wounds with Kanji-covered band-aids and parades right back out again.
Sorry, Paris - you just aren't desperate enough for it.
It's all about Bai Ling. Paris Hilton is such a tired bore. Yawn.
The thing about Bai Ling is that she's actually kind of pretty and she DOES have an amazing body--I mean, girlfriend is 37 years old, y'all. If I looked that good at 37, I might be having some fun with it, myself. And you know what? She IS deranged, but she looks f'ing awesome in both those outfits, doesn't she?
But Paris is just flat out skank. She makes me angry that I even know who she IS. She stands funny, she's hideous, and while I really REALLY R E A L L Y don't want her to win a THING--or do anything to keep her a moment longer in my mental landscape--she really is just the embodiment of putting the fug in fugly. So I have to buck the trend and vote for her.
I also have to buck the trend and vote Paris. Bai Ling is probably doing ok, money-wise, but we know Paris is floating in cash. She can afford to dress well and pay others to even help her choose her outfits, so there's just no excuse for looking like a skank all the time... unless it's the 'look' she's chosen, which makes her the Queen of Fug in my opinion.
I had to go with Paris simply because she makes me a little bit physically ill every time I look at her. Bai's insane, but adorable. Paris just screams skank.
I've been staring at this for 20 minutes and just feel so conflicted. It's like choosing whether to gouge out my eyes or cut off my arm.
The only quasi-semi-sorta-almost worthwhile thing Paris has ever done in her life is indirectly encourage shoe designers to manufacture more size 11s...and although I do enjoy the wider array of styles now available for my ogre feet (I mean really, who ISN'T for cute shoe equality?!), I cannot quite bring myself to thank her.
Nor can I allow myself to let her "win" anything, anywhere, anytime. Though one could argue that since her family has more money than entire countries - and her sister is an aspiring fashion designer, for pete's sake - she should either a) know better or b) buy someone who knows better to JUST SAY NO.
In conclusion, the fug crown should go to that zany, season-ignoring, myriad-personality, stripper emeritus Ms. Bai Ling.
man, those picks are akin to those eps of "Kung Fu" and paris is like kain while bai is the wizened old master. when it comes to fuggin', paris is still trying to snatch that pebble outta bai's crazy palms. viva la ling!!
Bai Ling is insane, but Paris is offensive. I rejoice when one of Bai's personalities struts its stuff... but I just sadly shake my head when Paris comes up on my screen.
Definitely Paris.
Emperor Norton: "Paris is a complete fake and a tool. She deserves nothing. Her fug isn't authentic - it's just crap she wears to get more press"
Yes, I think you've hit the nail on the size 18 strappy sandle. (I'll make more sense after I have my coffee.)
Paris is the opposite of authentic. So therefore her Fug ain't valid.
But her feet are real.
Bai appears to have just materialised like the sparkly neon Muses in Xanadu.
But since Heather and Jessica didn't mention any rules about being from our Universe, she's still a valid contender.
Ok, I am a little worried about myself as I like Bai's shoes in that first picture.
I voted Paris, on the strength of the Intent argument.
Bai Ling I can at least entertain the idea that what she wears is to be playful or shocking.
Paris thinks she's hot.
Which is more fug - the "I dress like this even though I don't have to because I'm rich" of Paris, or the "I don't even know how crazy I am" of Bai? Decisions, decisions!
Bai's Blog...I...but...the Love Ranch In The Morning Picture. The lighting, the Bai, the text below about delicate sunlight in the dawn, the WORDS WRITTEN ON THE HEART BEHIND HER.
She so has to win.
ok, I voted for Chloe again Bai because I wanted to help teach Chloe Cameltoe a lesson but now I'm voting for Bai because if Paris won and found out about this she would giggle and thank us all for voting for her, FTW! She so dumb. Bai on the other hand would probably laugh maniacally and slip her nip. So, go Bai go! :)
it should say 'against Bai' not again.
At least Bai Ling's fug is INTERESTING. Paris is just fugly and boring and stupid.
SHE HAS A BLOG?!
Oh come on, this is no contest. Anybody can look crazy if they had Parasite Hilton's money. After giving to random charities to appear less shallow, what else do you have to spend it on? But Bai Ling's crazy comes from the inside. You can't buy Ms. Ling's brand of crazy. Her crazy is 1 in 8 billion, and we all know who that one is.
BAI LING FTW!!!!11!1!!!!1
I had to go with Bai Ling, on the grounds that her complete body of work is truly awesome in it's fugliness. Paris is just tacky.
Oh...god...ha ha ha ha, the Bai Blog:
"Morning wild sleek cat coming to you......"
ahhh ohh the crazy! mah sides are killing me i am laughing so hard.
Bai Ling all the way! so hilarious
There's just something so reassuring about finding that Bai is still working the worst dressed list.
I'm gonna have to go with Paris on this one.
Had to be Paris because however fugly Bai may be, I do love her shoes, and frankly, Paris' feet offend me.
As I saw a woman get off a bus on Granville St. two weeks ago, I thought that she looked very much like Bai Ling. She even had on bizarre tall hooker boots and a pageboy cap. But I thought, "no, Bai Ling wouldn't be in Vancouver..."
And now I know. I had a brush with Bai Ling. Bai Ling in a crazy-ass outfit. And I didn't even get a picture.
What a sad day.
It had to be Bai Ling. Come on, who doesn't want to fug a girl with about 20 different personalities all gathered up in one thoroughly fugged host-body?
Whahahaha! Seccond picture of Paris: Paris walked in thinking, OH MY GOD you can almost not see my (as I hope she is wearing it) underwear. Let's rip off 75% of my skirt! It wil be HOTT!
And left the remaining fabric behind...
Whahahaha! Seccond picture of Paris: Paris walked in thinking, OH MY GOD you can almost not see my (as I hope she is wearing it) underwear. Let's rip off 75% of my skirt! It wil be HOTT!
And left the remaining fabric behind...
Someone who openly talks about her love for one of her own personalities, and spends her whole blog talking in riddle, and plasters every entry with sluttly potos of her that put paris's skanky arse to shame sure has an edge. Bai is in it to win it!
I have to say, despite the undeniable catalogue of evidence pointing toward this Ling figure, I almost didn't want to vote for her. On the other side of the pond our only knowledge of who she is and what she does is gleaned from this website. She is like the flat-chested, futuristic version our equally pornorific Jodie Marsh. However, after the handy little link to her blog space I feel I have enough bio to be able to start sporting my Ling to Win badge. Is she actually on proper telly or those pay as you go internet channels? From the comments on there it seems she has a lot of male fans/regular punters.
Have you SEEN/READ that blog?!? Paris never stood a chance after that...
I love you Fug Girls, and I love this contest, but I must just repeat maryse above me: GO READ BAI'S BLOG!!!!!!! IT IS AMAZING. PLEASE DO.
I want Paris to win, because in winning, she loses. She's the Zen of Fug.
OMG - the blog IS priceless. Did you read the comments? Also fantastic...
Bai Ling deserves to win this whole thing, and then get her own category next year - seriously, she is just as much of a virtuoso of fug as Bjork and the rest... and the blog shows it's not just on the outside...
Since we've lost the Sev it has to be Bai for the win!
Oh, Bai! The Bai Blog made it really easy for me to choose, she is absolutely DERANGED! Even Paris seems sane next to her.
I had so totally made up my mind to vote for Paris especially with the Southpark episode in the back of my mind. Alas, until you presented the B-ling blog for my viewing pleasure I had my mind made up. But no Bling is more than a little bit deranged and to quote Sanne, above, "yes Paris actually now seems sane".
I had to vote for Bai Ling, she may very well be insane, whereas Paris is just vapid. Its a small matter yes, but its a tight race.
Sorry, no pun intended there.
They're coming down the stretch... Paris Hilton and Bai Ling are neck and neck... The crowd at Churchill Downs is going wild! Here comes Bai Ling--she's a nose above Paris Hilton; but wait, here comes Paris, nostrils flared and panting wildly... She refuses to let Bai Ling win the first leg of the "Fugly Crown..." But Bai Ling is gaining on her... It's Bai Ling passing Paris Hilton... Bai Ling is out front! She's going for the crown ladies and gentlemen... Bai Ling has passed Paris Hilton and she's running like there's no tomorrow. It's Bai Ling ladies and gentlemen... Bai Ling crosses the finish line!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm voting for Bai because she just seems to take so much pleasure in dressing like a prostitute from another planet, (like maybe someone who would have tried to seduce Captain Kirk in order to take over his ship and turn the crew into her minions), and because Paris just doesn't deserve any more props simply for being a vacuous, smug, publicity glutton - no more, no more I say!
even if Bai wasn't the crazier (both in personality and in how she chooses to dress herself) it would still have to be her. There is no way Paris can be allowed to win this.
no one outfugs bai ling.
Since Chloe "lost", the Bjork v. Charo half of the fug-off has descended to "who is the most ridiculous whore of them all" instead of who is the fuggliest of them all.
Thank you, Bai fans. You completely missed the point of "fug". Being completely different than "ho". And ruined this contest.
Bai is Bai, and Paris is, uhm, orange. Bai may have all those funky personalities within her or whatever, but I haven't seen one that thinks radioactive produce is fashionable. Paris it is.
I just have a very real hate for Paris, that frightening loathing that comes from never having met anyone before but just HATING THEM SO MUCH GRR ARGH on the basis of their tabloid appearances.
I think- I think she is the only one that gets to me that badly. Or am I just lost in the red mist of rage, and when I calm down, I will recall other celebs that make my blood boil, based on little or no evidence?
HOW CAN SHE BE SO RICH AND SO THIN AND STILL DRESS SO FECKING BADLY?!!111?!
Clearly Bai Ling's Fug shall reign supreme....there are 43 of her to out Fug the rest of the competition. As for Paris Hilton, she's just a cheap, prostitot socialite without the redeeming quality of WASP-y charm....no competition for the fierce Fug of the Bai Lings.
Paris has gotten remotely better while I think Bai may be from an alternate universe where clothes dont exist so she doesnt know what to do with them. And nobody can tell me why she is famous.
How did I live before now, not knowing Bai Ling had a BLOG?! Thank you, fuggers, for making me whole.
I voted for Paris, because she has NO talent. Bai Ling was actually good on an episode of Lost, and she was able to showcase the ultimate hotness of jack.
@Critter:
Bai IS fug. She is resplendently freakish and bizarre in her dress sense. Whether or not she is a ho didn't factor into it for me.
Chloe did actually lose, due to the votes, so there is no use for "these".
The tournament is "ruined"? Jeez.
This tournament has been fantastic fun, and I've had the greatest time reading the comments.
The ones that weren't whiney pout-fests.
Bai has the genuinely bizarre factor going for her. Paris still occasionally puts on something that doesn't contain fishnet or resemble a powder puff.
I had seriously never heard about Bai Ling before gfy.
Weirdest blog I've ever read.