It's rare that I am rendered speechless by a celebrity outfit. I can almost always rustle up an "ew," or a "WHAT are you WEARING?" or an, "Ew! WHAT are you WEARING?" But today:
I know. Emile Hirsh + Speed Racer premiere + Texas tuxedo? = speechless.
I mean, he's...it's....did he....is that....and the frayed hem on the....why is that buttoned....and...with the....if he'd lost the jacket, then....but those...and I'm out. I'm out.
