Poor Amber Heard. Pretty, pretty, wooden Amber Heard. No matter what she does in the future, I suspect I may privately always refer to her as "Hidden Palms," the terrible, terrible CW soap she appeared in last summer, kind of like how I never got out of the habit of calling Erika Christensen "Swimfan."
Anyhoodle, Hidden Palms is out and about:
And doing I don't know what. There's something awesome about the fact that she's standing next to the word "EXCESS," as perhaps she thought that was the evening's dress code, rather than a sponsor. What you DON'T know -- because I couldn't get a good picture of it -- is that this ensemble also has an open back. Why not?! It's got everything else! (Although this IS something about the top that I secretly kind of love. But, you know, with jeans. Not an uber-tight satin ulta-mini.)
And speaking of excess, let's take a look at a close up of Hidden Palms's makeup:
Ay caramba! That is spicy! Nothing's sexier than a glamorous salute to pink eye!
