And we're back! Hope you all had an awesome week, full of smiting your enemies, unexpected gifts, and brownies. We're slowly getting back up to speed -- honestly, for all we know, Britney might have run off with Vladimir Putin in our absence, though we imagine someone would have texted us -- but you can catch up with our latest NY Mag.com piece, in which we once more look to the "fashion" of The Hills:
" Say what you will about Lauren Conrad's collection — we called it tragique — but at least she studies fashion; when Heidi attended FIT (tellingly, for a day, before quitting), it was to learn about PR, making Heidiwood the equivalent of having once typed up a recipe and auditioning for Top Chef. Naturally, we had to investigate — the kind of up-close and terrifying recon that can only come from trying Heidi’s wares on our brave, implant-free selves."
Learn exactly how bad it was here. You guys, we're talking one-inch inseams. FOR REAL.
