JOHNATHAN SCHAECH: Why HELLO little girl.
BRITTANY SNOW: Uh... hi, Johnathan.
JOHNATHAN: I am here to inform you that YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.
BRITTANY: Oh, great. Here we go.
JOHNATHAN: You MUST pay the rent!
BRITTANY: Do we really have to do this bit RIGHT now? I'm kind of busy.
JOHNATHAN: Come on, Brittany, you know I love the Old-Timey Villain gag! And I haven't seen you in a while!
BRITTANY: Sigh. Okay. But this is the last time, you hear? Start over.
JOHNATHAN: Ahem. MWA HA HA. YOU MUST PAY THE RENT!
BRITTANY: I can't pay the rent.
JOHNATHAN: You didn't say it like you meant it! Do I have to tie you to some ACTUAL train tracks?
BRITTANY: MOM!
