Or, What She Should Have Worn To the Premiere:
Parenthetically, does anyone else suspect that Kristin Davis has got a portrait of herself shoved under the bed, doing all the aging for her? Because she looks about six months older than she did that time she cracked her head on the side of the Melrose Place pool and then proceeded to haunt Billy for like 36 hours, until she got bored. That was twelve years ago. (You know, just in case you were feeling spry.) At the very least, her moisturizer deserves a high five. Or even a congratulatory chest bump.
