Megan Ward, who plays a fashion-magazine guru (and mob girlfriend) on General Hospital, has sported a series of cute bobs that help her exude an effortless cool most of the time even when she is really stupidly costumed (which is rather often, given that sometimes she looks more Sophia Petrillo than Anna Wintour). So I was very disappointed that she went a bit off the rails this year at the Emmys:
It's an Everything But The Kitchen Sink outfit: There's the giant yellow necklace, the gray-blue dress, the furry black bag, the gold cankle-inducing pumps, trendy brown belt that sticks out like a sore thumb because it's fighting with the dress, and the scary hair with her bangs sticking up like she's starring in the straight-to-video sequel There's Something About Megan. In a way it reminds me of those crazy old '70s salads -- you know, the ones that are a deranged-sounding mixture of stuff like, say, mini-marshmallows, celery, almonds, pineapple, carrots, and Jell-O, and served in a bundt mold with a star on the top. I'm sure she'd rather have been Too Trendy For Words, as opposed to a walking ambrosia salad, but hey -- I guess there's a reason you can still find it in your supermarket's deli section. SOMEONE must want a quart.
It's an Everything But The Kitchen Sink outfit: There's the giant yellow necklace, the gray-blue dress, the furry black bag, the gold cankle-inducing pumps, trendy brown belt that sticks out like a sore thumb because it's fighting with the dress, and the scary hair with her bangs sticking up like she's starring in the straight-to-video sequel There's Something About Megan. In a way it reminds me of those crazy old '70s salads -- you know, the ones that are a deranged-sounding mixture of stuff like, say, mini-marshmallows, celery, almonds, pineapple, carrots, and Jell-O, and served in a bundt mold with a star on the top. I'm sure she'd rather have been Too Trendy For Words, as opposed to a walking ambrosia salad, but hey -- I guess there's a reason you can still find it in your supermarket's deli section. SOMEONE must want a quart.
