When I saw that Raya Meddine from The Young and the Restless attended the Daytime Emmys, I wondered why I hadn't seen what she was wearing during the red-carpet telecast.
Now I know why: She's only SORT OF wearing anything.
It has been suggested by many a soap-opera fan forum that Raya -- while clearly blessed with some striking DNA -- is, shall we say, dragalicious and/or manly. In that sense I suppose this outfit was well-chosen, because there is no room for any secret business up in her boardroom, if you know what I mean. She is clearly not carrying a surprise package. Not bringing a wang casserole to your pot-luck.
But even so, it's kind of shocking to me -- reminiscent of the year Teri Hatcher showed up at the Grammys dressed like a Goth hooker, but more tragic and desperate. And you haven't even SEEN the back yet. Want to? Of course you do.
Now I know why: She's only SORT OF wearing anything.
It has been suggested by many a soap-opera fan forum that Raya -- while clearly blessed with some striking DNA -- is, shall we say, dragalicious and/or manly. In that sense I suppose this outfit was well-chosen, because there is no room for any secret business up in her boardroom, if you know what I mean. She is clearly not carrying a surprise package. Not bringing a wang casserole to your pot-luck.
But even so, it's kind of shocking to me -- reminiscent of the year Teri Hatcher showed up at the Grammys dressed like a Goth hooker, but more tragic and desperate. And you haven't even SEEN the back yet. Want to? Of course you do.
Maybe I'm just a prude, but that is SO INAPPROPRIATE. Some of these actors brought their kids. I know "pubic" and "public" are only one letter apart, but in life they should be a universe away from each other; instead, as if her on-screen romance with creepy Eric Braeden -- a.k.a. VICTOR NEWMAN, whose name it often feels the actors are required to utter as if it's written in all-caps -- weren't creepy enough, now I'm one giant black flower away from being her proctologist. Also, I know this is going to make me sound twelve, but I can't help it: While I understand WHY the flower is placed where it is, it's also totally unfortunate, because there it gives off the gross impression that Raya had an unfortunate accident in the limo.
So I guess you could say I'm not a fan.
