Come on, people. What's it going to take?
Is Miley Cyrus going to have to release a single called "That Extra Inch (Take It Up, Dude)"? Am I going to have to produce a reality show called Celebrity Pants Master, which focuses on the story of a tailor to the stars whose mom-and-pop show promptly goes out of business due to zero clientele, and leaves him homeless and penniless and living under the freeway? Does Intern George need to speak to Congress? What? WHAT? Can't people see how weird it looks? WHEN CAN WE SOLVE THIS TROUSER CRISIS?
Is Miley Cyrus going to have to release a single called "That Extra Inch (Take It Up, Dude)"? Am I going to have to produce a reality show called Celebrity Pants Master, which focuses on the story of a tailor to the stars whose mom-and-pop show promptly goes out of business due to zero clientele, and leaves him homeless and penniless and living under the freeway? Does Intern George need to speak to Congress? What? WHAT? Can't people see how weird it looks? WHEN CAN WE SOLVE THIS TROUSER CRISIS?
