The good news about Tara Reid is that you can always count on her to elicit the response, "OH TARA REID." For example:
OH TARA REID. At first glance, I thought that aqua number on her head was some kind of misguided formal cap, but I believe it is actually a poorly-positioned headscarf. She looks like a cocktail waitress at Scurvy's Pirate-Themed Bar and Grille who's been excessively dipping into Monday's special (Peg-Leg Punch, composed of rum, Baileys, Yoo-Hoo, and small pieces of plywood).
OH TARA REID. At first glance, I thought that aqua number on her head was some kind of misguided formal cap, but I believe it is actually a poorly-positioned headscarf. She looks like a cocktail waitress at Scurvy's Pirate-Themed Bar and Grille who's been excessively dipping into Monday's special (Peg-Leg Punch, composed of rum, Baileys, Yoo-Hoo, and small pieces of plywood).
