Dear Kim Kardashian,
Please remember this photo two years from now when you are arrested for having crack cocaine in your makeup bag -- discovered after you run down step-brother Brody Jenner with a tractor -- or when you discover the paparazzi riffling through your underwear drawer, and you're incensed about those terrible invasions of privacy :
[Photo: Splash News]
Please remember this photo two years from now when you are arrested for having crack cocaine in your makeup bag -- discovered after you run down step-brother Brody Jenner with a tractor -- or when you discover the paparazzi riffling through your underwear drawer, and you're incensed about those terrible invasions of privacy :
[Photo: Splash News]
Wait, let's take a closer look at the tee:
[Photo: Splash News]
"Tabloid Legend." All rightie, then. You asked for it, kid.
