You might remember Jason Davis from the short-lived Hollywood supercouple "Jason Davis and Courtney Peldon," from such grossitude as being Brandon Davis's brother, or from being awarded a prize in our book simply for being unfortunate enough to be born into an icky sibling duo (in which we did note, to be fair, that even being the nicest person in the world -- which he might be, as far as we know -- can't rescue Jason from being tarred by the potency of Brandon's clammy funk).
Anyway: Jason Davis was a bit of a burly sort in his day, but I vaguely remember reading that he had some health problems and that he was busted for allegedly possessing heroin, or something, and well, maybe all of that rolled together -- plus possibly no longer wanting to be identifiable as the brother of a pig who is prone to racist tirades -- explains how Jason has come to lose so much weight that he's slowly becoming unrecognizable.
[Photo: Splash News]
Then again, the way he's wearing those pajama pants as formalwear, maybe he's just angling for a job modeling in the Eddie Bauer catalog.
But the clothes pale in comparison to the problems of his head-suit. Take a closer look, if you are brave enough:
Anyway: Jason Davis was a bit of a burly sort in his day, but I vaguely remember reading that he had some health problems and that he was busted for allegedly possessing heroin, or something, and well, maybe all of that rolled together -- plus possibly no longer wanting to be identifiable as the brother of a pig who is prone to racist tirades -- explains how Jason has come to lose so much weight that he's slowly becoming unrecognizable.
[Photo: Splash News]
Then again, the way he's wearing those pajama pants as formalwear, maybe he's just angling for a job modeling in the Eddie Bauer catalog.
But the clothes pale in comparison to the problems of his head-suit. Take a closer look, if you are brave enough:
[Photo: Splash News]
It's Wham-era George Michael seasoned with a dash of Donald Trump, multiplied by the worst experiences of anyone in the '80s who tried spray-on hair lighteners. I eagerly await Jason's parody album full of songs like "Don't Let The Sun-In Go Down On Me," "One More Dye," and of course the breakaway single, "Careless Spritzer."
