As you may have heard, our charming and resourceful intern George recently broke up with his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. Sure, there were a few days when our cocktails were salted by his man tears, but Intern George is nothing if not resilient. We are confident that he will find yet another tallish, semi-anonymous brunette to squire within a matter of days. In fact, he's at the post office now -- he could come back with a girlfriend in half an hour. As for Sarah? We're sure she's going to be fine. In fact, we figured it out very scientifically:
"Win or lose the Cloons, Larson was still guaranteed to come out ahead. To illustrate this, we'll employ a little system we call the Al Reynolds Scale of Social-Ladder Climbing. Assuming a value of zero represents Larson's notoriety prior to hooking up with Himself -- back when she was just a wannabe catwalk queen slinging vodka tonics in the modeling capital of the world, Las Vegas -- let's see where she ranks now that she's gone through the George Clooney tunnel of love and popped out the other side."Please, feel free to check our math at NY Mag.com.
