Rarely do I expect to see a fringed caftan out in the wild; NEVER did I think I'd see it on Nicole Richie, who needs to hide herself in an enormous fabric tent about as much as I need to smear Crisco on my face and take up smoking.
It's pretty well-documented in the tabloids that Nicole lost the baby weight in about an hour, so either she's getting a little crazy about not being EXACTLY toothpick-sized -- which would be tragic, so please, Joel, sit her down and give her some cheeseburger pills and remind her how unhealthy that was -- or she's gotten a role in the Transformers sequel in which she plays a girl who can skirt danger by turning into a Miami Beach condo couch. I hope it's the latter. After the first one (I'm told) showcased Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox hooking up on the hood of his car -- which was essentially alive, and also his best friend -- I can't WAIT to see the scene in which they realize they are having sex on Nicole Richie.
It's pretty well-documented in the tabloids that Nicole lost the baby weight in about an hour, so either she's getting a little crazy about not being EXACTLY toothpick-sized -- which would be tragic, so please, Joel, sit her down and give her some cheeseburger pills and remind her how unhealthy that was -- or she's gotten a role in the Transformers sequel in which she plays a girl who can skirt danger by turning into a Miami Beach condo couch. I hope it's the latter. After the first one (I'm told) showcased Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox hooking up on the hood of his car -- which was essentially alive, and also his best friend -- I can't WAIT to see the scene in which they realize they are having sex on Nicole Richie.
