Does Whitney Port hate her ankles?
I know clunkier, chunkier shoes are in right now, but it feels like every time I've seen Whitney in pictures lately, she's wearing something that completely swallows up her feet. It might not bother me, either, if 90 percent of them weren't awful. Like, those things are terrible. They're very, "Look, Robin, I don't CARE if you think it's going to look stupid -- it's a hot day in Sherwood Forest, and I've got wicked blisters from all the stealing-from-the-rich I did for you yesterday, and may I REMIND you that I didn't even take a lunch break? So I'm just gonna cut the toes out of my boots today, and if you have a problem with it, then you can take one of these babies in the MOUTH."
Actually, I know this said "Scrolldown Fug" -- but let's inch back up a little just long enough to wonder if that was meant to be worn as a dress, because holy bejeesus, if she actually hangs out with any kids at this event then they'll be able to stand next to her and see straight up it. Probably not QUITE the intro to The Birds and the Bees that most parents imagine.
I know clunkier, chunkier shoes are in right now, but it feels like every time I've seen Whitney in pictures lately, she's wearing something that completely swallows up her feet. It might not bother me, either, if 90 percent of them weren't awful. Like, those things are terrible. They're very, "Look, Robin, I don't CARE if you think it's going to look stupid -- it's a hot day in Sherwood Forest, and I've got wicked blisters from all the stealing-from-the-rich I did for you yesterday, and may I REMIND you that I didn't even take a lunch break? So I'm just gonna cut the toes out of my boots today, and if you have a problem with it, then you can take one of these babies in the MOUTH."
Actually, I know this said "Scrolldown Fug" -- but let's inch back up a little just long enough to wonder if that was meant to be worn as a dress, because holy bejeesus, if she actually hangs out with any kids at this event then they'll be able to stand next to her and see straight up it. Probably not QUITE the intro to The Birds and the Bees that most parents imagine.
