So, you know that I wasn't thrilled about the crazy-ass thing our old friend Sienna Miller wore to the premiere of The Edge of Love. What I didn't mention at the time was that Ms. Keira Knightley apparently also took a dip in Lake Lackluster herself:
She looks sharp-ish here, but I submit that this is because she's standing next to a woman wearing love beads and a ridiculous hat, and because Keira Knightley is supremely lithe and can therefore suffer the slings and arrows of a white jumpsuit without looking like a marshmallow. They both look sad, maybe because they both realized that one day a fashion magazine will show them this picture and ask them what they were thinking and they're both going to be like, "....Umm."
But cheer up, girls! Happy times are just around the corner! Look and see:
But cheer up, girls! Happy times are just around the corner! Look and see:
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Okay, Sienna looks cheery, but Keira, why so glum? Why do look like you want to strangle Sienna with your bare hands? Is your left boob making a run for it? Because both of you look quite pretty. No, you really do. See? Look at the full length shots:
Cute, right? I'm so proud of you both! I especially love Sienna's giant man's watch. Why don't I have one of those? But Keira. Seriously. Why are you so cranky-looking? Do your feet hurt? Are you suffering from the heartbreak of lactose intolerance? Did you just finish a book with a super unsatisfying ending and you're just totally bummed that you wasted all that time on it? Because that color is great on you, and the dress is totally fun. And you're young and gorgeous and rich! WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT? WHAT?
OH. Well, I feel you, girl. Drink up.
