Is there a line in the new Pussycat Dolls song "When I Grow Up" that deals with Nicole's childhood dream of celebrating Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday by making sure he can see her bra? Because if so, mission accomplished:
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I think every girl in 1984 who went as Madonna for Halloween wore one fingerless glove exactly like that shirt. Wait, sorry -- "shirt." It deserves quotation marks of scorn. The girl gets herself invited to a very respectable event, and she shows up looking like the evil vixen stepmother who brought her personal trainer to her rich husband's funeral and then shagged him in the mortuary's ladies' room. What a great birthday present for a historic man! Nelson, for all you do, this dud's for you. At this rate if he lives to be 100 -- and let's hope he does -- she's going to show up wearing a mesh tube sock and a lampshade.
