You and Fug

Fug file:

O. M. G, Mischa.

[Photo: Splash News]

This reminds me of something. What is it? What is it? Something...from my childhood. Something I might have memorized. Something oft-parodied by Bugs Bunny....something like:

By the shores of the Upper East Side

By the shining Empire State Building

Stood the fringe-y moonbooted Mischa

Exiled from The OC, tragic Mischa,

Dark behind her rose her stylist,

Rose her stylist with bad intentions

Rose her stylish with this suggestion,

"Why don't we go for something...Pocahontas?

"Don't you trust me? I'm a professional"*

With apologies to Longfellow. But seriously. In my experience, if any part of your look is currently also appearing on any of Disneyland's Frontierland employees, you might should rethink it.