"OK, Fug Girls. You want a bra? Fine. I'll give you a bra."
"How do you like THEM apples, huh? Okay, so it's not quite a bra -- it's a '90s lingerie dress with an aggressive piece of lace over it that looks like I got a wicked sunburn this weekend -- but at least the boobs are propped up, right? So is this better than the blue thing, you judgy cows? Is it? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, BITCHES?"
"How do you like THEM apples, huh? Okay, so it's not quite a bra -- it's a '90s lingerie dress with an aggressive piece of lace over it that looks like I got a wicked sunburn this weekend -- but at least the boobs are propped up, right? So is this better than the blue thing, you judgy cows? Is it? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, BITCHES?"
