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PARIS: Nicky! I thought we AGREED we were going to wear matching maxi-dresses with unseasonable pumps tonight!
NICKY: What's that noise? It almost sounds like someone is talking to me. But that's impossible, since there's no one else here.
PARIS: NICKY! Listen to me! Why aren't you wearing what I picked out for you? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MATCHY!
NICKY: Gosh, it sure is nice to have a night out alone, away from my super annoying bossy sister who is always trying to make me wear shiny shit from, like, Forever 21. It's refreshing to wear whatever I want. Even if that is a latex mini.
PARIS: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!
NICKY: La la la, I can't hear anything.
