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July 3, 2008

Fug or Fab: Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue was awarded an OBE -- Order of the British Empire, a civil honor not as high as a knighthood (or a ... dameship) but still pretty cool -- today by Prince Charles in a big ol' ceremony at Buckingham Palace, and she picked this YSL dress in which to accept it.

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[Photo: WENN]

It reminds me of the bulletin board my 3rd grade teacher decorated to explain the star-grading system in our journals. If I'm interpreting this constellation correctly, her boobs and left thigh get top marks for grammar, composition, and imagination; the right side of her waist is well above average; her navel is coming along just fine but maybe has issues keeping its "there/their/they're" rules straight; and her upper right thigh and left shoulder... sure are out there trying, and are really sweet, with a great personality.

But she's not all spackled up within an inch of her facial pores' lives, so that's good. And it covers everything that should be covered; props up that which needs propping. Plus, today is basically Friday for me, since we have a long weekend, so I'm in a good mood. But is all that enough that I should give her a pass?

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