I love holiday weekends because of how they combine two of my favorite things -- holidays and weekends -- but when it comes to my day job, I hate them, because nobody leaves the house to do anything but buy groceries with Violet Affleck or take a boat trip in Portofino. And that's how we end up with photos like these, of Jim Carrey randomly deciding he doesn't get enough attention:


[Photo: INFDaily.com]
I guess during their day on the beach this weekend, Jim decided to put on Jenny's bathing suit. And maybe this would have been a truly hilarious prank if it didn't feel so played -- I mean, John Mayer did it first, sort of, when he parodied Borat's neon banana-sling in an actual timely fashion. JOHN MAYER. Isn't Jim Carrey supposed to be a comedian by trade? Remember when he was amusing on his own merits? I think I do, although I was in high school then, so the warming haze of Molson Special Dry could be coloring my memories with smooth amber love.
Anyway, right now I'm a lot more drawn to his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, because I would love for someone to swing by my house and clip out the memory of this sad photo. If someone had told Jim Carrey ten years ago that he'd be slipping into something his girlfriend just wore and strolling the beach just so people would look at him and laugh, he probably would've put his head in the microwave on the "popcorn" setting.
[Photo: INFDaily.com]
I guess during their day on the beach this weekend, Jim decided to put on Jenny's bathing suit. And maybe this would have been a truly hilarious prank if it didn't feel so played -- I mean, John Mayer did it first, sort of, when he parodied Borat's neon banana-sling in an actual timely fashion. JOHN MAYER. Isn't Jim Carrey supposed to be a comedian by trade? Remember when he was amusing on his own merits? I think I do, although I was in high school then, so the warming haze of Molson Special Dry could be coloring my memories with smooth amber love.
Anyway, right now I'm a lot more drawn to his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, because I would love for someone to swing by my house and clip out the memory of this sad photo. If someone had told Jim Carrey ten years ago that he'd be slipping into something his girlfriend just wore and strolling the beach just so people would look at him and laugh, he probably would've put his head in the microwave on the "popcorn" setting.




