I admit that when this photo popped up on my computer screen, I gasped, "Oh my god," to the empty room. My Dylan McKay doll raised a brow, but other than that, I got no response from the universe. Which is fair, because I don't know that this really deserves a response:
[Photo: Splash News]
She looks so glum. And I get it. While her dress/shirt is actually kind of cute on its own, it is seriously just too short for her and looks like it's riding up. Go up a size and down an inch, and you'd feel so much better, I'm just saying. Seriously. No one knows what size you're wearing but you -- don't you ever watch What Not To Wear on random Sunday mornings while you're eating a bagel and wondering why, no matter how often you use the Swiffer, that part of the floor under your one armchair always looks totally disgusting? You should. It's very educational. And with those depressing, unseasonable brown tights? God. I'm getting depressed just looking at her. Would someone please bring me a danish? Make it two.
